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ALostInquirer, in Anyways

Anyone else wonder how some folks will say language sometimes changes related to people speaking lazily, but then you get words changing meaning/emerging with extra syllables like “irregardless” or “disorientated”?

When posts like this pop up, it makes me wonder 'bout those extra syllable words, “So how’s that happen, then?”

kamen,

People want to sound fancy.

jarfil,

Sometimes it’s discombobulating, isn’t it?

But no, seriousnessly, get a pinch of lazy, add a pinch of troll, throw in some euphemism, mix thoroughly for a while, and shit happens, like birds and bees.

troglodytis,

That means all mixed up

the_of_and_a_to,

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  • ALostInquirer,

    For sure! I’ve mainly heard/read these from native English speakers, which is where more of the confusion comes from.

    bitwaba,

    Boned and deboned mean the same thing.

    Shardikprime,

    But fucked and unfucked don’t

    Crazy how nature do that

    CurlyMoustache,
    @CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

    That’s just your wife trying to change the subject

    itsralC,

    I want to say overregularization.

    force, (edited )

    People when normal language evolution exists: 😱

    english language arts classes have set us back millions of years

    corsicanguppy, in Two Party System. Why.

    Don’t ‘both sides’ this one. The rule is and has always been:

    • vote for the option that will help us be healthier, happier, and do our part
    • repeat

    The two options aren’t even comparable anyway. It’s like comparing the Flu to Covid.

    ivanafterall, (edited ) in Yes. We're better than you.
    @ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

    Doubly so if you're a le sir who Ø

    ChaoticNeutralCzech,

    𝟬̷

    jawa21,

    I have strong feelings about this one because that is the only reasonable way to clearly distinguish numeral from letter

    callyral,
    @callyral@pawb.social avatar

    what about putting a dot in the zero? like in monospace fonts?

    ʘ ← kinda like this but squished

    exscape, (edited )
    @exscape@kbin.social avatar

    Well, most of the time. There's this bastard: Ø.
    That's a letter, not a zero. Second-to-last letter in the Danish and Norwegian alphabets. We Swedes use Ö instead.

    ReveredOxygen,
    @ReveredOxygen@sh.itjust.works avatar

    empty set

    Rai, in They have it ready to go

    Wouldn’t it hafta be 5-MeO if it was gelcaps? n,n likes to be vaporized.

    drolex,

    …or so I’ve heard

    Fuck_u_spez_, (edited )

    Not if it includes an MAOI like the “box” says. This is basically fictional Ayahuasca extract in pill form.

    Rai,

    I totally missed the MAOI part!

    YIj54yALOJxEsY20eU,

    Pharmahuasca

    yamanii, in Yes. We're better than you.
    @yamanii@lemmy.world avatar

    Shame that software always registered my dashed seven as a 1 because you can’t lift the pen

    jol, in Dating sucks

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    trashgirlfriend,

    Grindr fucking sucks lmao

    you can only see like 40 people at once if you’re not subscribed to their premium thing

    also like 80% of it is creeps

    jol,

    Way less creeps and fakes than straight Tinder…

    ouigol, in They have it ready to go

    Needs a proprietary name though

    GraniteM,

    This is the store brand. Costs ⅔ as much as brand name, contains the exact same ingredients.

    TrismegistusMx,

    Often made in the same factories.

    EatYouWell,

    Wal-MT D

    Orbituary,
    @Orbituary@lemmy.world avatar

    Geompus

    Dkarma,

    Soma

    Gork,

    Maximum Existential Crisis Strength

    gnomesaiyan,
    @gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world avatar

    I don’t need to take drugs to have an existential crisis. Just turn on the news.

    intensely_human,

    Headache in 20 minutes guaranteed!

    afraid_of_zombies,

    Zeliexatrin. I just invented that

    intensely_human,

    Damabbabab

    LongbottomLeaf,

    Gringo ayahuasca. Iowasca?

    theodewere, in Stay motivated
    @theodewere@kbin.social avatar

    back in the day he was just Vlad from Accounting

    ininewcrow,
    @ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar
    jaybone,

    Vlad from Accounting didn’t reimburse his first expense report until he was in his 30s.

    gnomesaiyan, in They have it ready to go
    @gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world avatar

    Now with extra self-transforming elf machines!

    SatansMaggotyCumFart,

    One time I impregnated a machine elf and created a whole race of eldritch borgs.

    jaybone, in Their barbarism knows no limits

    I wonder when terms like barbarism and barbarian will be recognized as derogatory towards the ethnic groups they represent.

    TheLurker,

    That comment says more about you than it does about the origins of the word barbarian.

    The word barbarian has its earliest known origin in ancient Greece and was used to refer to anyone who wasn’t Greek, and sometimes for other Greeks, who were “different”.

    So who do YOU think the “ethnic group” this word refers to is?

    DudeDudenson, (edited ) in Two Party System. Why.

    Imho the two party system is just a way to manipulate people and then put them against each other. Treating life like it’s black or white like you either are an ally or a lifelong enemy that must be vanquished.

    As far as I’m concerned the only point of modern politics is to keep people under control by giving them a false choice and a common enemy in their neighbor

    MonkderZweite, in It's so peaceful

    Depends entirely on the grass in use.

    HurlingDurling,

    I thought the meme was about that as well, but it’s about getting bitten by critters… mainly ticks

    AngryCommieKender,

    Vitamin B-12 wards off ticks, fleas, chiggers, and mosquitos. If you take an excess you’ll sweat it out, which masks the smell of your blood. Unfortunately it doesn’t work on bedbugs.

    butiloveu,
    AngryCommieKender,

    I have no other explanation of how us kids managed to play in tall grass and woods all the time, and never get bug bites. We picked up the occasional tick, but it was the dogs that the insects went after, not us.

    gruvn, in Two Party System. Why.

    I’d vote for the Turd sandwich, myself.

    Swedneck, in Anyways
    @Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    i feel like everyone like this eventually ends up realizing that prescriptivism is silly and language changing is not something that can even be slowed down, it’s like trying to stop fish from evolving

    tias,

    More like devolving, am I right?

    pinkdrunkenelephants,

    Good God, you people completely miss the point of the meme. It’s just a joke and you all are treating it like a serious debate on the value of correcting other people’s grammar like that debate isn’t simply a smokescreen for bullies selfishly taking out their emotions on others as it always has been.

    c/woosh

    Cethin,

    I feel like some of it is worth fighting. Like “literally” being almost useless because it means one thing and also it’s inverse. You now have to specify which one you mean when using it, which negates the point of using it at all. You might as well describe which concept you mean instead.

    Karyoplasma,

    English makes no sense to begin with. Why do you park in the driveway but drive in the parkway? Why is infinite the opposite of finite but flammable and inflammable are synonymous? Why is the plural of louse lice, the plural of mouse mice, but the plural of house is not hice?

    intensely_human,

    Who cares?

    Definitions are useful, and their usefulness is in proportion to their stability over time.

    intensely_human,

    Exactly. Moving definitions around makes us lose meaning. Not only in our ability to articulate now, but also to understand what people said in the past.

    Swedneck,
    @Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    well then i assume you’re going to start speaking latin? that’s the one language we have that doesn’t change.

    intensely_human,

    I’m talking about people from 20 years ago. People from the previous generation.

    bitwaba,

    I’d argue that literally isn’t changing definitions. It still means literally. It’s just that the most common usage of ‘literally’ is in a figurative or hyperbolic way. In fact, if the word DID change meaning to mean the opposite version, its usage would become much less meaningful since it’s usage in a figurative way is done to show extreme figurative to the point that it might as well be considered literal, e.g “literally the worst day of my life”

    Cethin,

    The fact I’ve felt the need to clarify I mean actually literally before shows that the definition is losing it’s purpose. Sure, sometimes it’s clear that it’s hyperbolic, but frequently there isn’t a good way to know what meaning is intended, especially if it’s online and/or you don’t know their person speaking and their tendencies.

    cia, in Aisle 10 of broken dreams

    I hate when people do this. I saw someone left a milk carton on an unrefrigerated shelf the other day smh

    RQG, (edited )
    @RQG@lemmy.world avatar

    Leaving to be cooled goods in unrefrigerated places I agree. However as a dad I know it’s just not possible to bring back every damn item the kids grabbed on some days when they got a rebellious phase. I’d rather leave one Kinder egg on the shelf somewhere and do everyone the favor of getting my yelling kid out of the store quickly than bring it back while they got 3 new things they absolutely need to survive.

    Mouselemming,

    Yes, there’s a difference between lazy and desperate. Desperate is 80% of the day for parents of toddlers. Including the overnight hours. Just, if you have to ditch the cold stuff, give it to an employee at the registers so they can can get it back to the freezer/fridge.

    PM_ME_FEET_PICS,

    I’m the opposite. If it was sitting in your cart for 10 minutes or more then it needs to be tossed. Leaving reefer and frozen items in sections like this signals employees to destroy the item.

    octoperson,

    I’ll raise you a carton of ice-cream on a stack of towels

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