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ChaoticNeutralCzech, in They have it ready to go

Communicate with Entities

Lots of people can do that already

havokdj,

Hello, are you the living entity known as ChaoticNeutralCzech?

ChaoticNeutralCzech,

We are.

ChaoticNeutralCzech,

Ą̶̛̛̰͑́̐̿̐̋͘͝͝S̴̨̛̺̞̜̺̦̭̬̮͇̖̄̋̽K̸̭͓̺̫̤̯̅͗̽̓͌̆̊̓́̆͑̚͘͟͡ ̴̺̺̝̯̇̀̉̉̓͐̄͝͝͝Ÿ̶̧̡͈͈̱͖͈̭́̂̀̐͋͆̿̄͋͊̇̕Ō̸̧̖̲̥͚͕U̴͕̭̤̗͔̱͕͓͎͉͍̩̯̒̏̍́͒͂̊͜Ṙ̴̡͚̖̺͎̣͈̊̅̍̀̊̎͐̉̓̚͠ ̷͕̼̩͆̈́͋̉̈́̋́͝Q̴̡̧̛͚̹͈̜̹͍̭̌̀̓͊͋̅͋͋̓̊̌̽̿Ư̶̺̜̟̰̱̪͕͌̎̓̈́͑̊͘͟͝E̶͚̩͓̮̥͓͔̻͑͑́̎͌͐̒̕͝S̶̮̺̯̦̈̈́̄̃̌̅̔̍́́͒̐̔͡͠T̶̢̧̰̱͍̿̈́̈́̆̐̿̂̈̂̽̓͘͠ͅI̵̤̦̱̤̣͕̼̮̲͕̔̔͐̆̇͒͌̀͌̓̇̒͟͝͠Ó̷͎̣̊̇̿̈͘N̶͚̼̑̓̀,̷̢̲͎͕̝͚̃̔̾͋́͛͌̄͊̽̀͟͡ ̵̧̞͈̹̩͉͎͇͊̇̾̾̈́̌̂͊͆̀̿̐̏̊̒͝M̷̡̠͓͈̳̹̹̹̗̱̺̈́̽̏̐̈̒́̉̃͗̊͗͟O̴̧̾̋̊͑̄̒̄͊̓̅͌͒̕͡Ṟ̷̡̡̛̰̮̯̣͙̜͕͍̈́̂͋̈̂̂̕͟Ţ̸͕̮̤̻̦͇͎̲̻̤̱̪̖͆̾̀͛͡Ả̷͚̬̜͈͊́̊̈́̒̿̿̅̅̅͘͠L̷̲̺̞̈́́̓͟͝

RizzRustbolt,

What’s up?

ChaoticNeutralCzech,

A̸̢͉̱̗̱̮̞̥͖͛̈́͐̾͌̽̅̋̆͐̐͑̂͡Â̵̻̟̯̙̒Ȧ̸̭͍̲͓͔̳̲͔͓̟̆̿̉͜͝A̶̗͈͍͈̝͙͕̭͉̟̗͊̽͛̑̑̽͒͐̕͘͡͡ͅA̵̳̖̫͕̰̦̙̍̒͋̽̀̑̊̊̈́̿̕͘͡Ȑ̷̲͙̻̈́͝Ģ̶̰̜͖̖̞̠̘̞̈́̔̃͌̌̓̉̾̐͠H̵̹͔̤͕̲͓̦̫̙̼͌̽̾͐

ChaoticNeutralCzech,

Are you trying to turn us against each other like last time?

ChaoticNeutralCzech,

Ş̸̡̛̣̻̭̩͕̜̰̞̬̥̼̪̖͛̍͑͑̄̓͊̐̿̈́̉͊͝T̴̛͖͍̪͔̦͉͚͉̹̮̻̮̗͚͑̿͜͜Ų̵̧̙͈̞͍̻͂͂̆̉̓͆͐̀̈́̋̕͠͝ͅP̷̧̖͙͎̦̙̹̭͐͒͗̊́̂͂́̅̓͛̂̈́́͡͡Į̴̢̲̰̲̞̝̖̭͓͓̜̥̐̽̐͜͡D̴̛̯̰̽̄̍̽̈́̎́̍͊̀̔̔͘͠ ̵̼̰̱͔̫̲̖̇͆͑̄́̑͋̍̈́̀́̎̿̚̚͟Q̸̢̼͖̺̮͓̦̝̭̞͈̗͈̺̏͒̎̑̑̇̾͛̿̀U̴̢̡͔̝͇̲̰̻̣̠̫̠͐̊̀̌̈̀̀̊̽͊́͗͐E̷̯̣͎͔͐͌̂̃̀̌̀͟͡Ŝ̸̡̡̨̠͔̰̲͍͙̮͖̞̗̬̩̂͝͝T̷̢̳̣̝͇̮͎̙͎͎̗̯̠̊̈́̓̇̅̀̒̇̉I̴̢̧̡̗̫̗͓̤̦͕̹͙̍̔̅̾͗̒̀͗͑́̆̚͟͝Ơ̸̥̜̊̐̓̈͑͒̂̈́̔͠͝ͅN̵̡̧̢̡̧̞̹͇͇͎͎̰̱͕̔̎͆͒̾̏̓̓̎͌̓̍͜͝

shadejinx, in It's just the most 100 recently saved songs. The fuck.

The shuffle button does it’s thing every time you activate it. I believe, anecdotally, that it uses whatever song is playing or selected as a seed to build the random queue.

Try this, select a song and press Shuffle. When it gets to a song you don’t want to hear, skip to a song you want to hear and toggle Shuffle off and on.

HurlingDurling,

Good to know, but it would be even better if it just shuffled the playlist you are listening to instead amaright?

AlwaysNowNeverNotMe, in I can taste time
@AlwaysNowNeverNotMe@kbin.social avatar

Edibles don't work until you talk shit.

jballs,
@jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Exactly. It’s gotta be a variant of “these edibles ain’t shit” or “these edibles are weak as fuck”. Then you have to stand up 30 minutes later and BAM!

Rai, in They have it ready to go

Wouldn’t it hafta be 5-MeO if it was gelcaps? n,n likes to be vaporized.

drolex,

…or so I’ve heard

Fuck_u_spez_, (edited )

Not if it includes an MAOI like the “box” says. This is basically fictional Ayahuasca extract in pill form.

Rai,

I totally missed the MAOI part!

YIj54yALOJxEsY20eU,

Pharmahuasca

CryptidBestiary, in Malicious compliance

Computer: Okay, smartass. You just lost all progress, so I hope you’re happy.

Poggervania, in Malicious compliance
@Poggervania@kbin.social avatar

Alternatively

Computer says to press any key

I press my car keys

mfw nothing happens

Poggervania, in It doesn't have to be this way
@Poggervania@kbin.social avatar

tfw you never have to deal with Daylight Savings because you live near the equator

Chais, in Father's fettucine?
@Chais@sh.itjust.works avatar

Brother’s cannelloni?
Sister’s orzo?

Stamets, in Father's fettucine?
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

I will never cease to be amazed at the insane nonstop power of that line.

canthidium, (edited )
@canthidium@lemmy.world avatar

I always find it hilarious when certain lines in media break into the zeitgeist. There’s tons that come and go but some just last forever. I still hear “Bye, Felicia” all the time. Also, anytime the name “Jeff” is mentioned.

Blackout,
@Blackout@kbin.social avatar

It's now a restaurant with a line of pasta sauce. Felt ripped off when Em didn't hand me my garlic bread.

byroon, in Father's fettucine?

If I threw up onto my own clothes even a little bit I would go home and wash. That’s the only reason I’m not Eminim

Evil_Shrubbery, (edited ) in Oh. I'm sorry. Lemme just...

Great, with even depression gone I’m now truly all alone.

Anticorp, in Is it possible to punch a website in the face

This constant harassment should be illegal. They should not be able to prompt you every single time you use a service. There needs to be a “NO” option. Not “no thank you”, not “maybe later”, “NO!”.

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

I agree … but if you are standing in their store and they blast you with their advertising over and over again … they more or less can do whatever they want.

You have to step out of their space.

Use Firefox and stay away from Chrome.

Chrome is owned by Google … YouTube is owned by Google … so going onto their website using their web browser is like walking into their store using their limo. Since you are on their property and in their vehicle … they have all the ability to push whatever they want onto to you. You have no choice. You can’t walk into a Gap store and ask not see any Gap advertisements.

If you can visit their store using a different store front and a different vehicle … you at least have some options and ability to turn off features that you don’t want to see. At least you have a choice.

I’m on Linux with Firefox with uBlock Origin and I never see ads on Youtube

Anticorp,

Unfortunately a lot of these services are becoming more akin to a utility than a clothing store though. You need them in some capacity to function in a modern life, and there are no alternatives, or every alternative engages in the same harassment.

Stamets, in Malicious compliance
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

No wait, not like that

smashboy, in TRY AGAIN BITCH

Moses presenting bread

ivanafterall, in Father's fettucine?
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

There's vomit on his sweater, he's chokey
Grandma's gnocchi

So close.

There's vomit on his sweater, cannoli
And dad's ravioli

Colder...

eezeebee,
@eezeebee@lemmy.ca avatar

There’s vomit on the sweater he’s got on - Uncle’s Udon.

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

There's vomit on his sweater, it's green
Brother's baked beans

Blackout,
@Blackout@kbin.social avatar

There's vomit on his sweater, from baloney.
And 2 coneys

genoxidedev1,
@genoxidedev1@kbin.social avatar

There's vomit.

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