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Psychodelic, in They have it ready to go

One sure can dream

Jaderick, in Their barbarism knows no limits

Watership Down meets Redwall

prettybunnys,

Wot wot

Sharkwellington,

I say chaps and chappettes, time for a jolly good scoff, wot wot!

eezeebee,
@eezeebee@lemmy.ca avatar

This evening’s nightmares brought to you by Asmodeus Poisonteeth

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SeaStar, in Aisle 10 of broken dreams
@SeaStar@lemmy.world avatar

Top 10 sad momentos

someguy3, in Their barbarism knows no limits

That rabbit’s dynamite.

WolfhoundRO, in Alliance with benefits

Umm, that’s a father-son relationship for them. What are they…?

lightnsfw, in They have it ready to go

I prefer the toad version.

Orbituary,
@Orbituary@lemmy.world avatar

Seriously, though, toad is fucked. Great… But fucked.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah! What’s this toad-free shit?

BobbyNevada,

That’s why I take toad Xtra! Now with more toad!

tslnox,

Dried frog pills are no more :-(

PsychedSy,

The bursar won’t like that.

MonsiuerPatEBrown,

toad classic

ouigol, in They have it ready to go

Needs a proprietary name though

GraniteM,

This is the store brand. Costs ⅔ as much as brand name, contains the exact same ingredients.

TrismegistusMx,

Often made in the same factories.

EatYouWell,

Wal-MT D

Orbituary,
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Geompus

Dkarma,

Soma

Gork,

Maximum Existential Crisis Strength

gnomesaiyan,
@gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t need to take drugs to have an existential crisis. Just turn on the news.

intensely_human,

Headache in 20 minutes guaranteed!

afraid_of_zombies,

Zeliexatrin. I just invented that

intensely_human,

Damabbabab

LongbottomLeaf,

Gringo ayahuasca. Iowasca?

MonkderZweite, in It's so peaceful

Depends entirely on the grass in use.

HurlingDurling,

I thought the meme was about that as well, but it’s about getting bitten by critters… mainly ticks

AngryCommieKender,

Vitamin B-12 wards off ticks, fleas, chiggers, and mosquitos. If you take an excess you’ll sweat it out, which masks the smell of your blood. Unfortunately it doesn’t work on bedbugs.

butiloveu,
AngryCommieKender,

I have no other explanation of how us kids managed to play in tall grass and woods all the time, and never get bug bites. We picked up the occasional tick, but it was the dogs that the insects went after, not us.

creditCrazy, in I've unfortunately made this mistake at Costco of all places.
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

Idk who that man is beyond I’ve never seen him expressing any emotion other than social anxiety he’s like the socially awkward version of the Terminator

droans,
theodewere, in Stay motivated
@theodewere@kbin.social avatar

back in the day he was just Vlad from Accounting

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar
jaybone,

Vlad from Accounting didn’t reimburse his first expense report until he was in his 30s.

remotedev, in Stay motivated

Must’ve been so awkward in his early years when asked “Vlad the Impaler?? How many people have you impaled” and you have to say none

Kyrgizion, in Stay motivated

Sigh I’m already 40 and I haven’t impaled anyone yet :(

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Neither have I … however, my aging diseased body has recreated the experience of the pain for me

PsychedSy,

Makes you wanna hurt people less when you hurt constantly.

meliaesc,

You all need therapy wtf…

PsychedSy,

I do. But I have turned my self hatred into love for the rest of you fucks.

Imgonnatrythis,

Move to a red state, you won’t be able to resist the temptation.

shutz, in Is it possible to punch a website in the face

Would anyone want any toast?

BeigeAgenda,
@BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca avatar

We don’t want any grilled bread products!

Viking_Hippie,

Would you like some toast, though?

shutz,

How about a hash brown?

XbSuper, in Dating sucks

Dating is fine, dating apps suck. That and people’s seeming unwillingness to pull themselves away from them, despite claiming to hate them. Go find a hobby, meet people there.

Bristlecone, (edited )

Personally, I feel that maybe the apps suck (Try some new ones, I really liked hinge}. But, the fact that you can meet people online these days is a huge boon to human coupling. I am a liberal living in a mostly Republican area, so trying to meet people in real life kind of felt like a landmine situation. Additionally, I have an anxiety disorder and I’m not sure I ever would have got enough experience dating to build up the emotional calluses that allowed me to win over my fiance! It also allows for a far wider pool of dating. You could spend all day every day trying to meet people in person and unless you’re already confident enough, I am not, you’re going to have more interactions online. My disorder is really not that severe, So I have major sympathy for people with worse symptoms than mine. For those people, online dating could be, functionally, their only way.

XbSuper, in High performance

This was wrong the last time it was posted, and it’s wrong now.

Draconic_NEO,
@Draconic_NEO@lemmy.world avatar

Indeed, why do people somehow think there isn’t Mexican food in Japan?

doggle,

Because they’ve never been to Japan, probably

I haven’t either. I would have assumed the Mexican selection is pretty limited and hard to find.

Kolanaki,
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They have Taco Bell. So they have at least a Mexican-like food available.

XCraftMC,

biiiiiiiiiiiiiig stretch

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