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International_buy549, in It's just the most 100 recently saved songs. The fuck.

It’s probably for the best

Pyr_Pressure,

I specifically use shuffle on my favourite list when I get tired of the music rut I’m in and want to listen to the shit I listened to 5-10 years ago

kameecoding,

there was that meme about adding everything to one playlist a few days back, that’s mel, lol, I don’t even know thr number of songs on the Playlist, it’s 112 hours long at the moment.

CryptidBestiary, in Malicious compliance

Computer: Okay, smartass. You just lost all progress, so I hope you’re happy.

Poggervania, in Malicious compliance
@Poggervania@kbin.social avatar

Alternatively

Computer says to press any key

I press my car keys

mfw nothing happens

Poggervania, in It doesn't have to be this way
@Poggervania@kbin.social avatar

tfw you never have to deal with Daylight Savings because you live near the equator

Chais, in Father's fettucine?
@Chais@sh.itjust.works avatar

Brother’s cannelloni?
Sister’s orzo?

byroon, in Father's fettucine?

If I threw up onto my own clothes even a little bit I would go home and wash. That’s the only reason I’m not Eminim

Evil_Shrubbery, (edited ) in Oh. I'm sorry. Lemme just...

Great, with even depression gone I’m now truly all alone.

Stamets, in Malicious compliance
@Stamets@startrek.website avatar

No wait, not like that

smashboy, in TRY AGAIN BITCH

Moses presenting bread

tslnox, in They have it ready to go

Sad Bursar noises

lugal, in Anyways

The therapist should of known better in the first place

arandomthought,

Yeah, and it’s better to be correct then to just leave them in their ignorance.

agent_flounder,
@agent_flounder@lemmy.world avatar

then

blood pressure spiking

spudwart,
@spudwart@spudwart.com avatar

Woah, are you alright?

NegativeLookBehind,
@NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social avatar

Than*

2d,
@2d@kbin.social avatar

If we don't, their never going to improve!

Pietson,

People are really making alot of mistakes in this thread

agent_flounder,
@agent_flounder@lemmy.world avatar

their

Me: 💥

Enkers,

*should have

lugal, (edited )

Anyways, shall we talk about your difficulty making friends? Some should of done it a long time ago

agent_flounder,
@agent_flounder@lemmy.world avatar

should of

eye twitch

lugal,

That’s you’re problem, not mine

notabot,

All of the little provocations throughout this thread have been enough to make me twich, but this is the one that pushed me over the edge. I’m this close to printing out your comment just so I can correct it!

lugal, (edited )

Your in you’re write to do this

notabot,

Aaarrgghh! I was just calming down, and now the twitching is back! Nurse! Nurse! I need my dried frog pills, someone is doing terrible things to the English language online.

lugal,

Calm down again! It’s oll wright

jaybone,

Dried frog pills?

Buddahriffic,

Yeah like normal frog pills but different colours. Weird to spell it with that silent r, though.

jaybone,

I think I’m taking frog pills.

thegiddystitcher,
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You should read some Discworld!

agent_flounder,
@agent_flounder@lemmy.world avatar

Get the pitchforks red pens

Fuctangle,

*shoulda

slackassassin,

Shoulda ftw.

jaybone,

Anyways, about making those friends…

db2, in Subscribe to my OnlyFriends ;)

The real Grimace Shake

YoFrodo, in Don't smoke and ride!

These are the kinds of jokes people who have never smoked weed make lol

Streetdog,

I’m too stoned to even get it.

can,

cow

Enzy,

Smoke weed to laugh at the meme

BossDj,

This one made it’s rounds last week and said alcohol

flambonkscious,

I concur. This is shithouse

Dadifer, in It's so peaceful

It’s called a blanket

battleshack, in Aisle 10 of broken dreams

Praying to the lord it was only a full inventory 🙏😩

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