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TWeaK, in the girl you like

The things men make women do to have pockets.

Dan68, in Their barbarism knows no limits
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Get the holy hand grenade of Antioch.

Damaskox, (edited ) in Dating sucks
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I like lists and spreadsheets.

I made one spreadsheet for going through dating profiles in OKCupid.
I don't remember many details from it anymore - maybe my current girlfriend I've been with for more than a year now was the about 200-300th profile I crashed upon. And maybe there was a 15% chance that a profile I liked answered my message once and never again.

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Finding a partner may also need persistence.
I was determined enough to find someone beside me. I worked with my goal and with that spreadsheet for months, having pauses here and there.
Why the spreadsheet? Cos (I like 'em plus) I wanted to know and MEASURE, how much work my goal needed to for it to be accomplished (in my case, under these stars and circumstances).
(I didn't pay for the service.)

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How determined are you?

Rolando,

Now who says romance is dead?!?

Damaskox, (edited )
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I guess it gets down to whatever whoever is ready to do to reach their Goal X.

Of course - in this case - it could require much less work to find a one-night stand partner than a serious relationship partner.

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And - Online dating isn't the only option!
If you get tired of the digital files and the algorithms and the profiles, go outside and meet new folks!

MonsiuerPatEBrown,

the internet turned dating into a grindset. not everything can be solved with “do you even lift ?”

Damaskox,
@Damaskox@kbin.social avatar

Would dating be easier outside the Internet?

RQG,
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I called it the statistical approach. I messaged any woman I found visually attractive or that seemed interesting and fun through their description. Didn’t limit myself to one app and in messages always made it clear I was looking for a relationship in real life and wasn’t looking to chat for long. I probably messaged around 20 to 40 people a day. Got a positive message back around every 2 days or so. So one in 2 days roughly. Sometimes less, sometimes more. I had a several dates during the course of half a year or so ranging from fun to boring to catastrophic. Some casual hookups happened but it was rare. Sometimes dating lasted for a few weeks but didn’t work out. Then eventually I met my now wife and mother of my kids.

Online dating is still bs but I found this approach to work for me.

apprehentice, in Malicious compliance

mfw I’m using a Nintendo Wii

jetsetdorito, in I've unfortunately made this mistake at Costco of all places.

I’m really annoyed my local grocer got rid of their baskets. They said it was a part of cutting costs.

MadBob,

Were they using disposables?

HubertManne,
@HubertManne@kbin.social avatar

boy. mine still has them and they have two sizes of carts. I actually really like the small carts.

Patches,

And that’s when you got rid of your local grocer?

bayank,

People would just steal them after the plastic bag ban, grocery store just never replaced them.

Techmaster, in Father's fettucine?
jmcs, in Yes. We're better than you.

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lightnsfw, in Their barbarism knows no limits

Long Patrol gonna fuck some shit up.

Realdeal, in Oh. I'm sorry. Lemme just...

We made it, depression is no more

Lucidlethargy,

We did it, Lemmy!!

ininewcrow, in TRY AGAIN BITCH
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lugal, in Malicious compliance

Hello, my name is Joe.

balderdash9, in We must collect more

Also, why is alcoholic southern Leo so relatable

DragonTypeWyvern,

Idk but I honestly think it’s the best he’s ever looked.

Which is weird, because it’s also his most most morally awful character.

ininewcrow, in Malicious compliance
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Computer: … Press any button

Me: … your father is a toaster and your mother ran on 64 MB of RAM

metaStatic, in Father's fettucine?

"you only get one shot"

Says the guy who blew his first shot

Selmafudd, in Their barbarism knows no limits

Archer rabbits, ngl that one would scare me.

Shots coming at you from out of the thicket, being ambushed by thousands via an underground tunnel system… grandpa is having flashbacks

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