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MargotRobbie, in So that's it, huh? We're some kind of Suicide Squad?
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

But I’ve heard the follow-up to Suicide Squad, “Birds of Prey (and some clown woman)” had great writing, so… does that even out?

EndlessApollo, (edited )

I haven’t seen Birds of Prey, but “The Suicide Squad” (not to be confused with “Suicide Squad”, which I also didn’t watch) was very good.

Edit I may be stupid,

MargotRobbie,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

Indeed, that movie is also pretty good.

Kase,

And you would know, Margot Robbie! Good work!

MargotRobbie,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

Thank you!

Also, that’s esteemed Academy Award nominated character actress Margot Robbie to you!

Lemminary, in I should figure out how myself

“We want your money, but we’ll do everything possible to discourage you from doing that”

Ok! 🏴‍☠️🦜

Angry_Maple, (edited ) in Why the hell did that stop
@Angry_Maple@sh.itjust.works avatar

It didn’t have a removable battery, but I used to use an older Asus Zenfone 3 ZE552KL that really kicked arse.

It had cards slots, a headphone jack, a built in radio that used wired headphones for signal, and the damned thing was as reasonably waterproof as I could imagine a smartphone to be. It’s camera was pretty great for the price, too.

Well, one day it fell very hard on a sharp rock, and the screen shattered. The crack made a hole a few milimeteres deep, and it was about a centimetre wide. It might not sound like much, but the crack in the screen was very much there. My happy arse managed to then have it fall out of my pocket and right into the flush of a high-powered toilet.

I left it to dry for one day, and it worked almost like new again. It still powers up today, but the since security updates stopped years ago, i don’t use it anymore. IIRC, it wasn’t too expensive, but I forget if there was a sale going on at the time.

I hope I can find another phone like that around that general price point one day. I can dream haha.

itsonlygeorge,

What the fuck is a high powered toilet? I want one of those!

A_Random_Idiot,

i think he means those like commercial/hospital/doctor office toilets that, when they autoflush and you are still on the seat, feel like you are going to have your insides sucked out by the full concentrated force of a galactic core black hole.

itsgroundhogdayagain, in I should figure out how myself

I’m a scallywag. Pinching your purse, that is my bag.

lettruthout, in Lemmy in nutshell?

You know you’re in trouble when the seat sticks to your butt a little, then makes a loud noise when it falls.

HelixDab2, in Why the hell did that stop

Integrating the battery saves a small amount of space and weight. That makes the phone very slightly thinner and lighter, which is what most people seem to prefer. Same with not having expandable memory. IMO it’s a bad tradeoff, but I still miss physical keyboards.

A_Random_Idiot,

I never met anyone that said they wanted a thinner lighter phone.

I’ve met tons of people that would take a half inch thick brick of a phone if it came with an equally big battery that could last days between charges.

Rodeo,

Go on Amazon and search for a “outdoors phone”. I have one that is about that size and weighs a lot, but I can go a week between charges easily. I can play games with my headphones for 8 hours straight without needing to charge.

But … The battery is not replaceable.

HelixDab2,

That’s genuinely one of the things people look for; iPhones are incredibly dense designs, in a very sleek, smooth, light package, and people love them. A very basic phone case and a screen saver adds nearly half the OE thickness of the phone to the package, and look how many people forgo those, even on a phone that’s $1500. If I added that much thickness to a phone that started out at .5" thick, it would end up feeling like I was carrying a brick on my pocket all the time.

I would still take the brick with replaceable battery though.

A_Random_Idiot,

apple idiots buy whatever apple tells them to because they care more about the artificial status symbol of having the latest apple logo’d bullshit than they care about having a good or decent product.

HelixDab2,

Yeah, no. I’m an Android user, and have been for about a decade, but Apple makes good products. I think that Apple is overpriced, I don’t like their walled garden, but they’re still good. My wife had an iPhone 8 up until this year, and I’d gone through multiple Samsung and other phones in the same time period that all died due to hardware failures.

A_Random_Idiot, (edited )

I wasnt saying you were, I was saying in general.

Samsungs phones fell off a cliff after the 9, imho. I would never buy another samsung.

Apple artificially destroying batteries to make you buy more phones, sooner, should have been the nail in the coffin of that company if people actually cared about the products and not the artificial status symbol.

milicent_bystandr,

I want a thinner and lighter phone!

But you haven’t met me.

Macropolis,

You could plug one into the USBC port.

HelixDab2,

Yeah, but that’s not neatly as portable as the old Crackberries that had slide-out keyboards.

volvoxvsmarla,

Oh I feel you. I loved them too. The only reason why I had to switch (back when a physical keyboard was still kind of an option) was because I started to type in cyrillic too, and - especially as a newbie who isn’t familiar with the keyboard’s layout - a digital one was much easier to use. But I still hate that feeling of typing on my screen.

Benaaasaaas,

The stupid part is that they will buy phone cause it’s 0.1mm thinner and then slap on 3mm phone case on top.

HelixDab2,

I’ve got an Otterbox Defender on my phone. It’s the only reason my phone is still operational.

I still want a user-replaceable battery though.

thrawn,

Don’t think anyone has actually bought a phone for the thinness since like, 2016, but also a case isn’t a decision of thinness. The people who use their phones without a case continue to do so because they like the look and feel, and those who use a case for protection will want it regardless of whether the phone is 5mm thicker.

gerryflap, in Why the hell did that stop
@gerryflap@feddit.nl avatar

As far as I understand, Europe will push for removable batteries by 2027.. So we might actually get back to those glory days.

TheGrandNagus,

People misunderstand this rule.

It’s not about popping batteries out, but instead about making them more easily replaceable (so no gluing them in place kinda thing)

But even then it only applies if the battery degrades by more than a certain amount over the course of 2 years. If it doesn’t, or if it’s over a certain capacity, they don’t need to do anything different.

Tarkcanis, in Why the hell did that stop

Water resistance.

31337,

I used to have a water resistant Samsung Galaxy with a removable battery. The just put a seal on the battery cover.

Mango,

Bull. If you can get current in through the waterproof Type-C port, you can have a battery with a waterproof housing send current through some terminals.

MisterHex,

Usb c ports can detect a short and shut off to avoid damage. Batteries can’t do this and that’s why they are sealed into the phone.

Buddahriffic,

Ok, then add that circuitry to the battery package.

w2tpmf,

Ok. Then the phone is bigger and more expensive once you add that.

Veneroso,

I use the Samsung Galaxy S22 ultra. It’s already huge. Make it huger! More bigger! More money! CAPITALISM INTENSIFIES!

Cicraft,

That’s what they want you to believe

Signtist,

I just don’t get this. I’ve had to get new phones twice now because the battery life got bad enough that my phone wouldn’t last even a single day on a charge, but I’ve never even gotten close to dropping my phone in water. Are people that clumsy that they loosely hold their phone when they’re in the bathroom or on a boat? It’s the same with dropping it in general - I’ve dropped a phone twice since getting my first smartphone in 2010, and both times it was luckily onto carpet. Yeah, survivability is nice, but it’s trumped by everyday usability.

krush_groove, in So that's it, huh? We're some kind of Suicide Squad?

Ironic grammatical error

Kolanaki, (edited ) in Jack of all
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I need another person to be my executive function and whip me into action. But without being a dick about it.

kittenzrulz123, in I should figure out how myself

Agreed

We should all be comfortable not owning or purchasing Ubisoft games

nifty, in Ignorance is bliss
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

So you’re saying my anxiety is justified, when do I start feeling the bliss?

ininewcrow, in Ignorance is bliss
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

I do not know what I may appear to the world, but to myself I seem to have been only like a boy playing on the seashore, and diverting myself in now and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me.

  • Isaac Newton
qooqie, in Ignorance is bliss

The stuff I know and stuff I know I don’t know slices might be a bit too big lol there’s sooooo much shit to not know in this incomprehensibly vast universe

thanks_shakey_snake, in Ignorance is bliss

This pie chart thinks way, way too highly of me.

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