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Bruncvik, in Ignorance is bliss
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This chart is the very first thing they show you at The Landmark Forum. They even tried to copyright it…

DerpDerpingtonIsHere, in Is that really necessary?

I know where I’m going

dingus, in Lemmy in nutshell?

Where did you get these pictures of me???

Paradachshund, in Ignorance is bliss

In before someone tries to explain that they know everything and this chart is wrong for them in particular.

Timboflex, in Ignorance is bliss
@Timboflex@lemmy.world avatar

The “stuff you know” slice should be “stuff you think you know,” and “stuff you know” should be a tiny sliver.

platypus_plumba, (edited )

And you could even argue that we can’t really know if we can know anything, because we don’t know if we are objective observers of the universe.

We can make it as philosophical as we want. Do you know that you can know anything with certainty?

The mind is a mindfuck.

DakRalter, (edited )
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It’s fun asking kids, if 100 is knowing everything and zero is knowing nothing, how much do you know? And they’ll answer something like 80 or 90.

Then you ask them how many words they know in the dictionary. Then you ask how many words they know in other languages. And then they realise they don’t know much at all and agree the answer is something more like 0.0000000000001. (needs more zeros)

Dkarma, in Why the hell did that stop

This is so the spyware can’t be disabled via battery removal

themeatbridge,

Also so that phones require more frequent replacement. Usually the battery goes first. It doesn’t hold a charge or undervolts and slows down the phone. They want you to buy a new phone every two years.

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In,

Usually the screen goes first after a drop. But that is also not easily repaired.

themeatbridge,

Yeah, but if you don’t drop it, the screen will last many years. Burn in hasn’t been a problem for a while.

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

On phone from 2013 I started to get burned pixels in around 2020-2021

cottonmon, in I should figure out how myself
@cottonmon@lemmy.world avatar

Ubisoft seems like one of the shittiest game companies. They were one of the earliest companies that implemented Always-on DRM, requiring an app to open chests, trying to put ads when you paused the game, refusing to put games on Steam because they want more money, sexual assault/harassment allegations etc.

example,

requiring an app to open chests? what?

I’m glad I’ve been avoiding Ubisoft like the plague they are for all the other issues already.

cottonmon,
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Yeah, in Assassin’s Creed Unity.

ToxicWaste,

I am glad i stopped playing after black flag. Now i remember assassin’s creed as a cool series.

PixellatedDave,

Yeah last ubi game I played was the original ac and I haven’t touched them since.

XTornado, (edited )

It was some special kind of exclusive bonus chest thingy, it wasn’t as bad as he points it, it was like a bonus thingy you could ignore them. I honestly didn’t care for it at all.

I think it was similar to the mini game ships thing on Black Flag, but on your phone and sending assassins instead of ships and maybe solving some puzzles, can’t remember.

It made more sense as a phone app, because it was like on Black Flag you sent stuff and that would take x time and then you would get the results, so in a phone you would easily check the progress and maybe get a notification, instead of having to enter the game to check just that.

EDIT: It seems Black Flag also used an app, I played later and now it’s a thing in-game I guessed that was the original version honestly.

haui_lemmy,

I really feel like I need to learn what games are typically theirs and just evade them as well. Disgusting.

yamanii,
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Oh man, is that the companion app for black flag? I remember not being able to earn off game because you had to use it to command expeditions.

cottonmon,
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Ah, I was talking about Unity which had some chests that you could only open with an app.

XTornado,

It was basically similar, but sending assassin’s instead of ships. And maybe some puzzles, can’t remember.

XTornado, (edited )

Oh wait that was an app as well? Oh I didn’t know that I just have played recently and the sending ships thingy is in-game now.

yamanii,
@yamanii@lemmy.world avatar

Guess I gotta replay it now.

rwhitisissle, in I should figure out how myself

Eh, not really. Always Online DRM is going to be even more of a thing in the future than it is now. It’ll be so baked into the application that any attempt at patching it will take so long that it’ll exceed the normal lifetime of the game itself.

yamanii,
@yamanii@lemmy.world avatar

This denuvo is already taking almost a year per game, and several are using it.

stratosfear, in Ignorance is bliss

Landmark Education?

halfatank, in Lemmy in nutshell?

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  • jaykay,
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    Its worse when you don’t know if you did, cos you were focusing on memes so much. Should I wipe or should I not

    dankm,

    It’s worse if you’re on a toilet that flushes every time you move a tiny bit.

    jaykay,
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    Poseidon’s lick

    apfelwoiSchoppen, in Why the hell did that stop
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    Take away user choice, use really bad excuses like water proofing and space saving, and you can be sure consumers will iteratively buy more frequently and spend more for cloud services.

    Bye battery Bye bye headphone jack Bye bye user expandable storage.

    Capitalism has steered us to this as the preferable product.

    aesthelete, (edited )

    I ended up buying a Motorola razr because at least the fucking thing fits in my pocket for once. That’s honestly the biggest tangible benefit I’ve gotten out of a phone purchase in a while.

    Each iteration of phone seems more like something I don’t want to even be involved with. Maybe I’ll just buy a light phone next time.

    platypus_plumba,

    I remember when I could do everything with my phone using a single hand. I never grabbed my phone with two hands. Now I need two hands much more than before.

    aesthelete, (edited )

    I don’t know why phablets are a thing. Phones are too big imo.

    I had a Motorola g power from 2020? I think? That’s about the right size. I actually wish they could make a usable phone that’s about the size of the bottom half of this one I’m using right now, but it would take some UI innovation which nobody is interested in. It’s funny too because the bigger flagship phones are more expensive, but I’d never pay for that.

    MonkeMischief,

    You might be interested in the unique looking designs on https://www.unihertz.com/ .

    They’ve got some really tiny ones and some with physical keyboards even. I like the designs but dunno about their update commitment or hardware specs much.

    aesthelete,

    Thanks, these actually look really cool. I hadn’t heard of this before.

    platypus_plumba,

    It really sucks that they charge so much money for the storage difference. Why are the pricing tiers based on the storage? It’s so strange.

    Anyways, I recall having a lot of issues with external storage in the past. Like Android just didn’t integrate that shit properly. It was kinda painful having the phone data and photos in separate places. Don’t remember specifics, I just know I constantly wished they were a single location.

    apfelwoiSchoppen,
    @apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world avatar

    It’s fine now, external storage. Been that way for 5 years or so. Works as any computer does.

    MystikIncarnate, (edited )

    So you’re telling me that capitalism works, and that it’s working as intended.

    I agree that this is a result of capitalism. But I would surmise that this is exactly the standard by which capitalism is based. Reduce complexity, reduce operating costs. That generally means that whatever you’re making is going to be generic with no customizability and no ability to be repaired or changed by the end user. Complete vertical integration with optimizations in productivity, materials cost, and other operating expenses, all while charging “as much as the market will bear”

    apfelwoiSchoppen,
    @apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world avatar

    Thank you for defining capitalism.

    Potatos_are_not_friends, in Ignorance is bliss

    There’s so many things I don’t know.

    Like cheese, you know.

    curiousaur, in Ignorance is bliss

    Simmer down Socrates, you took one graphic design class.

    willya,
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    HawlSera, in Ignorance is bliss

    Is it possible there’s an afterlife we just don’t know about it?

    AgentGrimstone, in So that's it, huh? We're some kind of Suicide Squad?

    Almost every Netflix movie. Disappointed almost every time.

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