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31415926535, (edited ) in Anyways

Me: I understand but don’t get why…

Therapist: And. You understand AND don’t get why…

intensely_human,

There are no buts in therapy. Only faces and words. Insisting there are any buts in this room gets you committed.

Remember: (points at poster)

No IFs, ANDs, or BUTs.

Only the truth ❤️

Safe Space Version 3.11 — Safe Space for Workgroups

Word filtering is ACTIVE

uis, in I've unfortunately made this mistake at Costco of all places.
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I put everything in my backpack. If I can’t put something in my backpack, then I don’t buy it

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
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A lot of places where I live don’t allow people to carry backpacks throughout the store due to theft

AdamHenry,

Yeah, I was going to say. I’m too paranoid to put things in the bags I bring in. Not up for the drama with an over zealous anybody and inching up the chances of getting shot.

uis,
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and inching up the chances of getting shot.

Oh. Right. Certain part of certain America.

RQG, in Oh. I'm sorry. Lemme just...
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For anyone who is interested in how it actually feels. Or at least felt for me. One day I noticed I haven’t had a really bad day in a while. It kind of crept up on me as slow and gradual change. That’s it.

Also fuck depression.

ininewcrow, in My pee smells sugary now
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Best description about American eating habits I ever read was:

Americans eat as if they have public health care

HappycamperNZ,

Oh snap

mechoman444, in I've unfortunately made this mistake at Costco of all places.

Me going into costco: I just need a rotisserie chicken for dinner.

Ten minutes later: I guess I do need a 50 gallon drum of mayonnaise.

AdamHenry,

This got me. 😆

LUHG_HANI,
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Everyone needs mayo.

rmuk,

To dip the rotisserie chicken in. Obvs.

Swedneck, in Anyways
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i feel like everyone like this eventually ends up realizing that prescriptivism is silly and language changing is not something that can even be slowed down, it’s like trying to stop fish from evolving

tias,

More like devolving, am I right?

pinkdrunkenelephants,

Good God, you people completely miss the point of the meme. It’s just a joke and you all are treating it like a serious debate on the value of correcting other people’s grammar like that debate isn’t simply a smokescreen for bullies selfishly taking out their emotions on others as it always has been.

c/woosh

Cethin,

I feel like some of it is worth fighting. Like “literally” being almost useless because it means one thing and also it’s inverse. You now have to specify which one you mean when using it, which negates the point of using it at all. You might as well describe which concept you mean instead.

Karyoplasma,

English makes no sense to begin with. Why do you park in the driveway but drive in the parkway? Why is infinite the opposite of finite but flammable and inflammable are synonymous? Why is the plural of louse lice, the plural of mouse mice, but the plural of house is not hice?

intensely_human,

Who cares?

Definitions are useful, and their usefulness is in proportion to their stability over time.

intensely_human,

Exactly. Moving definitions around makes us lose meaning. Not only in our ability to articulate now, but also to understand what people said in the past.

Swedneck,
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well then i assume you’re going to start speaking latin? that’s the one language we have that doesn’t change.

intensely_human,

I’m talking about people from 20 years ago. People from the previous generation.

bitwaba,

I’d argue that literally isn’t changing definitions. It still means literally. It’s just that the most common usage of ‘literally’ is in a figurative or hyperbolic way. In fact, if the word DID change meaning to mean the opposite version, its usage would become much less meaningful since it’s usage in a figurative way is done to show extreme figurative to the point that it might as well be considered literal, e.g “literally the worst day of my life”

Cethin,

The fact I’ve felt the need to clarify I mean actually literally before shows that the definition is losing it’s purpose. Sure, sometimes it’s clear that it’s hyperbolic, but frequently there isn’t a good way to know what meaning is intended, especially if it’s online and/or you don’t know their person speaking and their tendencies.

samus12345, in Oh. I'm sorry. Lemme just...
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Have you tried NOT being depressed?

Karyoplasma, (edited )

Depends on who you ask.

Me? Yes, I’ve tried many times. It doesn’t matter, nothing will change.

My few friends? He tries but focuses on the wrong things.

My family? He doesn’t try.

son_named_bort, in Who could have foreseen this?

No, this is Patrick. I am not Hong Kong.

nyahlathotep, in My pee smells sugary now
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Type 2 diabetes death by heart attack at 19

errer, (edited )

Yeah, getting your (angel) wings!

ininewcrow,
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I actually know a couple of young men that died like that … in their 20s weighing 300lbs

xintrik,

any%

squiblet,
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Angel wings?

JoMiran, (edited )
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Ding dong, baby!!! https://i.imgur.com/Bb838PM.gif

Bakkoda,

And kidney stones the size of marble

cmhickman358,

Kidney boulders

ininewcrow, in Alliance with benefits
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The ‘Other Countries’ description is appropriate when you look closely at Wolverine’s mask … which looks like two Batman’s kissing each other

LetKCater2U,

Holy shit!

randomdeadguy, (edited ) in Towering giant
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The default measurement for the size of winged creatures is wingspan, not height.

HeapOfDogs, in High performance

Those toilets are truly a blessing. They take a bit to figure out but once you do it’s happiness.

jetsetdorito, in I've unfortunately made this mistake at Costco of all places.

I’m really annoyed my local grocer got rid of their baskets. They said it was a part of cutting costs.

MadBob,

Were they using disposables?

HubertManne,
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boy. mine still has them and they have two sizes of carts. I actually really like the small carts.

Patches,

And that’s when you got rid of your local grocer?

bayank,

People would just steal them after the plastic bag ban, grocery store just never replaced them.

byroon, in Oh. I'm sorry. Lemme just...

Anyone who thinks it’s helpful to say to someone with depression “don’t be sad” is an idiot. You have to say “don’t be depressed”

TinyPanda, in Who could have foreseen this?

If you open a history book i think youll find that china and the UK should be switched here. But history started in the 90s for some of yall

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