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FlyingSquid, in Sorry guys, we had a good run
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Also, I said this before as a parent and I will say it again- please do not have children unless you really want children. No child deserves to go through their childhood neglected and unloved. Which is going to be a major result of the end of Roe v. Wade in the U.S. and why abortion rights are vital.

No one should have to be a parent unless they absolutely want to be a parent.

JustAManOnAToilet,

Ah yes, see someone who might become unhappy, just checks notes murder them?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Who is being murdered?

JustAManOnAToilet,

In an abortion, the unborn child. In a partial birth abortion in an unbelievably brutal way, involving a drill to the base of the skull as the baby is writhing in pain. But even with earlier methods, it’s still murder. I know, you’ll say you’re fine with it, like to call it something else, pretend since it hasn’t breathed on its own it’s not a child. Deep down though, you know.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Do I know deep down? Or do I not give a shit whether or not it’s considered murder by you because no one should be forced to give up their bodily autonomy for someone else and if you consider it murder, then it is a person using someone else’s body for their own personal gain against that person’s will. Which is slavery. And you’re fine for that.

Either it is not a person, so it isn’t murder, or if it is a person, a slaver killing the person enslaving them is also not murder. Not in my world.

JustAManOnAToilet,

That anger comes from knowing deep down you’re on the wrong side of this, it’s the inner conflict. I’m very sorry you’re too entrenched politically to listen to your conscience. I’ll leave you alone with your enemy, yourself.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

What anger? I’m not angry that you are fine with slavery. But I am amused at your silly attempts at armchair psychology.

ThrowawayInTheYear23,

Meat is murder!

Klanky, in Would it be weird to light my entire home like this aisle?
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I walked into that aisle recently and got such a warm feeling of comfort and nostalgia I almost started crying. I can’t even explain why. I love it so much.

Pharmacokinetics,
@Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world avatar

I think it is because when you see it for the first time as a kid, it leaves such an impact that whenever you see it again, you feel nostalgic. I personally feel the same when I go through the carpet section and seing all the rolls of carpets hanging on the walls.

cocobean, in fr fr ong

I’ll be keeping “AF”, thank you very much

Reddfugee42,

They’re trying to change that to ASF 🙄

cocobean,

Mmm, no, rejected. AF is clean

Threeme2189,

Wtf is the s?

Vanix,

Literally the word “as”

Threeme2189,

Wt(a)f do they want from our slang?

FlashMobOfOne, in Sorry guys, we had a good run
@FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world avatar

There are few things sweeter than sleeping in on a Saturday and waking up to a clean, quiet house.

You couldn’t pay me to trade that for some whiny, entitled little brat.

teichflamme,

You cannot rationally explain why it’s fulfilling to have kids. The payoff is largely emotional.

Sleeping in got old for me at some point.

FlashMobOfOne,
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You cannot rationally explain why it’s fulfilling to have kids.

That’s certainly true.

teichflamme,

As a father and a very rational person, I can fully understand you.

Especially if you don’t have any kids around you and/or problems inside your family anyways.

I’d lie if I said I wouldn’t sometimes love to have some alone time. But I would never go back to sleeping in every Saturday and missing out on my child.

Todgerdickinson,

Can’t quantify the feeling of having kids until you have one, but it’s very easy to articulate the perceived drawbacks of said unknown. They bring a life buff like nothing else, speaking a someone who regularly chases altered states of consciousness.

They provide a large opportunity for some enormous maturation, removal of bitterness/edgelord-iness and to not be so self-centred.

Your description of kids sounds like me beforehand. Have 2 happy accidents now.

Lie-ins are still possible if you are actually in a decent relationship by the way. To anybody reading, don’t have kids if you are in a bad one. No kid deserves to grow up around that.

FlashMobOfOne,
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I grew up in a family with eighteen kids. If having such a huge family is good for anything, it’s that I don’t have the romantic veneer that most people do when it comes to childrearing.

I know exactly how expensive and hard it is, and just how much it sucks.

AnxiousOtter,

eighteen kids

Jesus fucking Christ, that poor woman.

FlashMobOfOne,
@FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world avatar

Had a dozen and adopted six more.

Poor woman is right.

Sarmyth, (edited )

Your life experience is actually so extreme that you don’t know exactly how hard it is or how much it sucks. Your experience is not going to be representative of 99.9% of the populace.

You should basically never use your family life experiences growing as a reference point because of how extremely unusual it is. This is the equivalent of complaining about how hard it is to drive around town in the truckasaurus.

Unless you are intentionally misrepresenting a foster home, which is again different than having your own child or 2.

rhadamanth_nemes,

Eh idk. I think most people who are alive were children at some point. Don’t think it is a huge leap to extrapolate what it would be like to have kids now that we are adults.

Sarmyth,

Most people who are alive didn’t get raised with as many children as the post I was responding to. Your point stands but is irrelevant to the post you are responding to.

Also, that argument ignores the fact that everyone with children at one point did not. This means we already know what it’s like to assume what having children was like. We then also have the experience of actually having one. So when someone tells you it’s different, they’ve already got the “no kid” experience under their belt and can tell you how successfully they extrapolated what it meant to be a parent in that life atage.

FlashMobOfOne,
@FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t think that’s a great analogy.

Driving a monster truck on a tiny road will give you a lot of life experience about driving safely. It’s the same when you have to do a lot of parenting and have no other choice. I have more practical experience rearing children than most people on this thread, guaranteed.

Sarmyth,

It actually won’t, but if you own it, you’ll find lots of excuses to use it anyway and rationalize it to others.

UnderpantsWeevil,
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There are few things sweeter than sleeping in on a Saturday and waking up to a clean, quiet house.

Waking up early, making pancakes for a couple of gleeful little munchkins, and then going out to the park to run around and have fun is one of those things you forget you used to love doing when you were younger.

Ataraxia,

Nah. I’m good. My vagina is in tact and I don’t end up bear homicidal every day.

FlashMobOfOne, (edited )
@FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world avatar

True, until one of them screams about something that doesn’t matter and you have to will yourself not to strangle them.

UnderpantsWeevil,
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

one of them screams about something that doesn’t matter

I mean, one of the challenges of child care is having empathy for kids who are still struggling to regulate their emotions. If you’re openly dismissive and adversarial to kids, their behavior tends to get worse over time.

There are plenty of people who simply aren’t mature enough, themselves, to know how to interact with children. That’s one big reason why its helpful to have large extended family homes. Grandparents - particularly those who are retired, experienced, and nostalgic for parenthood - can be way better at dealing with little kids than adults who are themselves too emotionally congested and socially anxious to know how to respond.

But people routinely overstate how difficult child care can be, in large part because they fixate on the grumpy and frustrated children while suffering total blindness towards the happy, well-adjusted, and well-behaved kids.

Stegget,

To be fair I encounter that problem with other adults, too.

FlashMobOfOne,
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Yeah, but you can walk away from a grownup. You’re stuck if it’s your kid.

Window_Error_Noises, in fr fr ong
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Can someone also explain ‘go brrr’, cause I just think of vibrating doorstop springs, but that can’t be right…

can,

No I’m pretty sure that’s right

CrazyEddie041,
@CrazyEddie041@kbin.social avatar

Pretty sure it's supposed to be the sound of a machine running. Most popular example I can think of is "haha money printer go brrr".

Gork,

It can also be a reference to the A-10 close air support fighter, whose main gun is notable for emitting a very loud brrrrrrrt sound.

Olhonestjim,

It’s the sound of the A-10 Warthog’s main gun. It became a meme over a couple decades of war. “If brute force isn’t working, you’re not using enough of it,” kind of captures the gleeful power and arrogance.

CodexArcanum, (edited )

It’s from a meme, “Money printer go brrrr” which was I think a spin off of the “It prints money!” meme for the original Wii (Edit: did some research and I think they’re unrelated.) Its the sound of the machine, printing money, it go brrr.

I’ve seen it used for all kinds of things, but “go brrr” is basically a dismissive way of talking about how “winning” something is.

Edit: I think Picard Manuever explains it better actually, and while I don’t think my usage note is untrue from how I’ve seen the meme used in evolutions, I’d have to agree that it originally and usually takes the form they described.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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It’s just the sound of some machine running, but the meme is usually something along the lines of:

“You can’t do X, you have to do Y!”

“X goes brrrr”

The humor is in stubbornly doing something in a dumb way.

Enkers, (edited )

It’s generally finding amusement in something doing what it’s supposed to do in a straight forward and effective manner, in contrast with an alternative overly complex method.

knowyourmeme.com/memes/money-printer-go-brrr

emergencyfood,

The US government printed a lot of money after the 2008 financial crisis. Some people criticised this, saying it would devalue the US Dollar. But the government went ahead with the plan, resulting in a meme where critics bring up a lot of arguments and Obama (?) says ‘haha money printer go brr’.

Kase, in fr fr ong

My millennial (or maybe gen x) roommate spends a lot of time on tiltok, so she’s always teaching me (a gen z) new ‘gen z’ slang.

It’s fun, but on the other hand she has a pretty skewed perception of young people. She’s always watching engagement-bait content online, and she seems to think most people my age are complete idiots.

I mean don’t get me wrong, we are idiots, but we’re not a different species or anything lol.

stoly,

No. Gen Z is the future. The rest of us are dinosaurs.

Love, someone who manages students at a university.

BulbasaurBabu,

Do not let generational gaps fool you, most people are idiots

stoly,

People who complain about younger people are the biggest idiots who forgot that other idiots said the same about them a long time ago. Same with those who complain about older people a little too much.

ThePowerOfGeek, (edited )
@ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world avatar

Yup. I went to school and college with some monumental idiots back in the day. I had my moments too, of course. Idiocy transcends generations.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Growing up is realizing your parents were idiots too.

Naz,

Highly disorienting to realize that the world is run by idiots.

And also invented the atom bomb.

In the glim flickering light, a moth invents a lightbulb which outshines the sun.

I try not to think too hard about it, for optimistic reasons.

stoly, (edited )

There are always pearls among the swine.

littlebluespark,
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For spooky AF reasons, look up the Demon Core incident.

TopRamenBinLaden,

Don’t drop the screwdriver.

InternetCitizen2,

but we’re not a different species or anything lol

[Citation Needed]

FeelzGoodMan420,

She sounds like an idiot fr fr.

samus12345,
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she seems to think most people my age are complete idiots.

Very boomer of her.

Seraph, in I went back in a moment of weakness and was punished for my transgression
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They wrote it wrong: A Home for New Mods

db2,

*Bots

possiblylinux127,

Same diff on reddit

Slovene, in The joys of parenthood
BruceTwarzen,

I used to think that was just some dumb family guy joke.
My niece actually does that.

balderdash9, in There can be only one

I love that someone edited Tammy’s outfit for this lol.

BoiLudens,

That’s effort I can appreciate

lseif,

yeah. summer has actually fought a clone of herself at least once, which i feel like would have been easier to use

StrongHorseWeakNeigh, in Cheetos

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  • Annoyed_Crabby,

    Y u use lang frm ancient age?

    AnxiousDater101, (edited )

    Reverse engineering the Alphabet

    OpenStars, in Ah roommie. Born with the gift of laughter and a sense that the world is mad.
    @OpenStars@discuss.online avatar

    Yeah… that sounds like a YOU problem. :-P

    Deceptichum,
    @Deceptichum@kbin.social avatar

    Sounds like a nobody problem to me.

    OpenStars,
    @OpenStars@discuss.online avatar

    Hehe, I ah… <ahem> don’t see what you mean there? :-P

    Deceptichum,
    @Deceptichum@kbin.social avatar

    Sorry not sure if you’re playing along or unsure. Just in case.

    Ghost = no body = nobody.

    Kalkaline, in New email from test@scam.com
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    “Let’s also make our users follow really complex password requirements but have our password creation/change page be different from the actual login screen so they have a really hard time using a password manager”-dumbass IT department

    Edgarallenpwn,
    @Edgarallenpwn@midwest.social avatar

    My current employer actually just changed our password policy to greatly extend the password expiration date. We have cranked up the password requirements a tad, every login has 2FA and permissions are locked down to the size of a gnats asshole. Users seem to like it better since they don’t have to come up with a new password as often and we are telling ourselves it’s harder to brute force.

    Zoidsberg,
    @Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca avatar

    Change your password every 30 days, and never reuse one, and don’t use a password manager, and don’t write it down anywhere, and…

    SPRUNT,

    The “Forgot password?” link is my new login process.

    BeardedSingleMalt,

    15 character minimum passwords that expire every 90 days and require MFA to remote in from home with 3 separate login sessions just to get to your PC, along with stripped down rights for everyone, even IS. The rights are so strict that if you wanted to, for instance, update a trusted application like Notepad++ because a recent exploit was found which would be a security concern, you can't use the auto-update feature of the application; you have to download it manually from their repository, and run it using a special admin account created for you that doesn't have an associated email address but also has a 90 day password requirement. But you wouldn't been able to use their repository 6 months ago because we block any IP address outside the US and their previous service was located in UK, so if you wanted to keep that piece of software up-to-date with security and vulnerability patches (which they've harped on a number of times before) you'd have to find alternative download services located in the US regardless of how shady.

    I wish I was joking.

    Kecessa, in Have seen this way too often
    LowtierComputer,

    I guess it can be argued that once or twice is way too often.

    Zoboomafoo, in New email from test@scam.com

    I eventually clicked the link in the test email out of curiosity, I got a nice popup telling me I fucked up

    Edgarallenpwn,
    @Edgarallenpwn@midwest.social avatar

    Have fun watching training videos for an hour and a half. It’s just free money

    Zoboomafoo,

    Nah, I got fired like a week later for no reason

    Edgarallenpwn, (edited )
    @Edgarallenpwn@midwest.social avatar

    Damn that’s extreme. Sorry to hear that.

    Mighty, in You deserve it :-)
    @Mighty@lemmy.world avatar

    can i replace “affordable” with “free” please? these are human basic needs. just give it to me.

    BaardFigur,

    Norwegian here. Healthcare isn’t entirely free here, but it sure is affordable. I’m not sure if entirely free is a thing to strive for. A minor cost helps upper the bar slightly, so people don’t annoy the doctors office with stupid minor stuff (which is already happening).

    Higher education is also not entirely free, just really cheap. But as long as you get a stipend (everbody that finish their study does), the state end up giving you more money than you spend. So yes, free higher education is great, I feel sorry for americans.

    Affordable housing: should that be free? I agree it should be affordable though, but how can that be achieved? It’s basically the free market deciding

    smiling_big_baby_boy,

    Legitimizing capitalism will not free us from our material conditions

    BaardFigur,

    While the current state of capitalism is sort of broken (doing all kinds of evil stuff in the name of shareholder profit), doesn’t make all elements of it broken.

    I’m pretty happy to be able to own personal stuff for example. Like a house. Or smaller stuff, like a phone. There also needs to be some kind of mechanism actually encouraging people to contribute to society.

    Mighty,
    @Mighty@lemmy.world avatar

    Capitalism isn’t broken, you’re right. The misery of 90-95% if society is expected under capitalism. It’s not a sign of capitalism being broken but for it working as intended.

    smiling_big_baby_boy,

    Personal property and private property are important distinctions. Personal property is established and maintained autonomously through social connections, while private property is maintained thru coercive systems and institutions (an invention from capitalism).

    The threat of starvation and coercive violence are the main factors incentivizing people to work under capitalism.

    For more - read ANARCHY WORKS by Peter Gelderloos. Chapter: Economy, “Without wages, what is the incentive to work?” (pg. 61)

    anarchy.works/primer.html#toc22

    BaardFigur, (edited )

    Yeah, that works so well that exactly zero countries, among 8 billion people have implemented it

    Mighty,
    @Mighty@lemmy.world avatar

    Hm I wonder how that’s possible… You’re really close to understanding how imperialism, colonialism and the war machine works

    Mighty,
    @Mighty@lemmy.world avatar

    There’s no such thing as a free market. It’s a myth. I’d rather believe in unicorns.

    Empricorn, (edited )

    Okay, but unless healthcare workers, teachers, First Responders, construction workers, you, me, and everyone else is willing to work for free, it still has a cost, even if the government pays it. I agree that it should be a basic human right though…

    EDIT:

    Clarification: OP is asking for these things to be “free”. Free is if I start handing out hamburgers on the street, no strings attached. We already pay for these services, we pay the most of any country in the world, and we get worse results.

    okamiueru,

    Are you… Hm… Where to start… Do you know the concept of taxes?

    Empricorn,

    Taxes which… pay for all of those. Not sure why you have to jump to condescension, I’m not being obtuse. Things cost money, and we pay for it either way, that’s my only point.

    okamiueru,

    But… Maybe I’m the one being obtuse here. What was your point? Even though you pay for it either way, the difference for how that works out with taxes or direct expenses is the whole point of taxes

    When someone says “college is free in most of Europe”. It’s wouldn’t be a counter argument to say “well, it’s not free is it, because its paid for with taxes”. The people who would (without it being “free”), need to pay for college themselves, are not in the position to possibly cover that cost (college funds are irrelevant). But, since a skilled labour force is important and a value to society, it should be covered by everyone.

    Mighty,
    @Mighty@lemmy.world avatar

    Why? What does the one thing have to do with the other? There’s always money for war, for bailing out banks, for lobbying… Thus there’s enough money for basic human needs to be met without me working for nothing. It’s a choice whom to give the money to.

    But I agree to a certain point: if I don’t need to pay rent, healthcare and education, I don’t need to slave away in jobs that I don’t want.

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