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derf82, in Sorry guys, we had a good run

Not sorry at all. These genetics are just a dead end. I’m making the human race better. Addition by subtraction.

lars,

I know!

Considering my ridiculously high-magnification contact lenses, my ancestors have no idea what I’m up to. They couldn’t even see across the room.

Shou,

Exactly so. I don’t want to saddle up a kid with my problems.

gun,
@gun@lemmy.ml avatar

Ok so just self eugenics 🙄

Ataraxia,

Absolutely nothing wrong with eugenics when applied properly. Like nuclear power, AI, the internet, eugenics would fix a lot that’s wrong with humanity. If I could generically engineer myself into someone with no anxiety disorder or adhd or no postural tachycardia or naturally muscular body maybe even different color eyes and a different voice, I would. My genes aren’t unique and my traits don’t need to be passed on. I’m not a chinchilla.

gun,
@gun@lemmy.ml avatar

What you are describing is gene therapy, not eugenics. When eugenics was a thing, it was mostly voluntary in liberal countries. Propaganda was used to convince “inferior” people to sterilize themselves, including black people. How is that different than reinforcing the idea that “dysgenic” people are doing the right thing by not having kids?

My genes aren’t unique and my traits don’t need to be passed on

I never said they did. Some people will never have kids and that’s fine. That’s not the issue at hand with eugenics. Eugenics is treating people like chinchillas actually, animals that must be bred and selected for the best traits.

If I could generically engineer myself into someone with no anxiety disorder…

That’s the thing, you can’t. Not synthetically at least. The current gene framework is a house of cards and it will be replaced by a better system of understanding. Look into Denis Noble’s work. Also look into epigenetics. The genes you pass on to your children are not the genes you inherit from your parents, they change, and they are changed by your body in response to your environment for the better. No organism is doomed to the fate of inferior genes, they are naturally mutable. But perhaps your environment and lifestyle is not serving you well, and that may be your real problem.

GlitzyArmrest,
@GlitzyArmrest@lemmy.world avatar

Yep, my partner and I have way too many medical issues so we don’t feel bad at all for not bringing kids into this already fucked up world.

moody, in No work, only dance

I came in like a wrecking frog!

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I never croaked so hard before

Limeey, in fr fr ong

what does ong mean?

SecretSauces,
@SecretSauces@lemmy.world avatar

On Guard!

They’re trying to bring back dueling with swords.

Isoprenoid,

“On God”. I think it’s short for “I swear on God.”, similar to “I swear on my mum’s life.”. It’s an emphasis that you are telling the truth.

Anticorp,

I always thought it was just a misspelling of OMG. LOL

yeah,

Saaaame.

inb4_FoundTheVegan,
@inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world avatar

I was kinda hoping the atheists won and it was finally “Oh no god”

HubertManne, in It's that time of the day again
@HubertManne@kbin.social avatar

I drink it but never seems to do much.

CobblerScholar,

Caffeine tolerance is both acquired and genetic

can, (edited )

Crush some caffeine pills and rail them

^do not do this^

Kusimulkku, in fr fr ong

Do any self respecting millenials say those things?

soloner,

I say “that’s fire”. But I also say “that’s sex”, which I don’t hear from anyone else. Idk why I just feel like when something is really awesome I like to liken it to sex.

WndyLady,

Me and my ex husband use “teh sex” (sic) to mean something is beautiful and designed exceptionally well.

littlebluespark,
@littlebluespark@lemmy.world avatar

Can’t help but picture the other one responding with “siiic” when “the sex” comment is made. 😜

FrankTheHealer, in fr fr ong

I use these terms sometimes, but I’m 26, I don’t feel old enough to be a millennial but not young enough to be Gen Z. I’m in college now though and I’m older than all my classmates and that makes me feel old as shit.

Daxtron2,

Zillenial gang

stoly,

Hello fellow transitional generation member.

Soulfulginger, in Health "care"

Don’t give doctors a bad name like that. They work their asses off to help people and go many years being overworked and underpaid to do it

It’s the insurance companies that reap the benefits of people’s misfortune

entropicshart, (edited )

It’s not the doctor and it’s def not the insurance company (although insurance companies are evil in their own way).

Insurance companies make money from limiting what services they cover for you and by negotiating doctors down into lower rates for the services they do cover; the less money they spend on your services is more profit for them.

The people actually making money and charging obscene amount, are

  • facility owners (hospital, clinics, urgent care) who produce nothing, but simply have the capital to own property and start the business
  • drug companies that charge thousands percents of profit simply because they can (remember the epi pen scandal?)

The doctor seeing you wants to make a living doing something they enjoy and excel at; the facility owners are who hire people educated in medical coding just to tack on every possible fee they can, stopping just short of fraud.

That ibuprofen they gave you? It really cost less than a dollar to produce, package, and ship to the facility; but because you were inpatient when you swallowed it, well now it’s $35

That doctor that came by while you were sleeping just to glance at your chart without actually consulting or giving any review of care plan? That’s $600 because fuck you

Having worked in healthcare and insurance for 14yrs now, it’s just fucking depressing to see how everything works.

Viking_Hippie,

Came to say this. For profit health insurance is an abomination and should be illegal.

CrayonRosary,

Don’t ignore for-profit hospitals with completely made up costs that can vary up to 10x between hospitals in the same city.

li10, in Metal must have some sort of restorative property

“Incoherent mumbling” is a disrespectful yet accurate description of a Brummie accent

Perfide,

It’s not just the accent, it’s his age/health combined with the accent. He was at least understandable with effort back in the day, now he practically needs a translater.

Chickenslippers,

He does a weekly talk with his buddy on his radio channel, and man he doesn’t sound well. His accent mixed with him getting old is rough.

Anticorp,

One could even say it sounds like “incoherent mumbling”.

Viking_Hippie,

If one was so inclined.

MisterChief, in F- me It's January!

One morning around 2014 I got up early, scrapped the ice off my windshield, ran the defrost so I could see clearly out of the window (this was not the norm for me back then) and promptly slid down a 2-3 ft hill (I’m using hill VERY loosely here) less than 200 yards from my front door into a small fence going like maybe 2 miles per hour because the apartment complex hadn’t had the parking lot salted the night before or plowed that morning. Still got to work on time though, though the body shop bill was about $350 for the repairs.

For YEARS my dream was to own a home mainly for the garage so I’d never have to scape my windshield again.

Twinklebreeze,

That’s not what garages are for. They’re for storing all of the crap you definitely need.

Tikiporch,

Good point, remote start was made for not having to scrape windshields.

EdibleFriend,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

What else are you supposed to do with those girlscouts always knocking on your door.

Oreos,

Eat them? Tastes great like Oreos with Milk

MisterChief,

Haha. Yeah you’re like a lot of my neighbors. Fill your garage with shit you don’t need so it looks tacky as fuck and park your car in the street to make sure you’re in other people’s way.

thorbot,

Found the bitter asshole neighbor who just glares out the window at everyone

pHr34kY,

I built a house with a garage. I laugh at the frostbitten peasant cruisers on a cold morning.

Sometimes I wash my car an hour before a thunderstorm. You can get away with these things.

WarmSoda,

I like to just sit in my garage and think about things.
After awhile I turn the car off.

Fleamo, in Standards

Maybe I’m being a spoil sport but this seems like a cover to me. Like maybe it was “a burgler” but that person was someone’s older brother who knew what they were going to find.

I just don’t see the circumstances for a random burglar to be snooping through folders close enough to find the presumably relatively hidden items they’d need to find, let alone that happening alongside the low odds an actual burglar would risk their own security to do the right thing.

Crack0n7uesday, (edited )

It was 2013, people didn’t put a password to open past the lock screen on their personal device back then. The Internet got flooded with revenge amateur porn back then, and it’s one of the reasons why.

ApathyTree,
@ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Or prior victim.

I actually find prior victim highly likely. Life’s already probably fucked up, what’s a B&E charge in exchange for justice? Plus doesn’t have to air any accusations and have their life also ruined.

Promethiel,
@Promethiel@lemmy.world avatar

While I see your point and truth is we’ll just never know, I am afraid you might be a bit naive.

I just don’t see the circumstances for a random burglar to be snooping through folders close enough to find the presumably relatively hidden items they’d need to find, let alone that happening alongside the low odds an actual burglar would risk their own security to do the right thing.

This is exactly what burgling is. Having been the unfortunate victim once not even the spines of my books were safe. Burglars watch the same movies, so they will cut into your cushions, paintings, go through folders, behind outlets.

Then I got way too into a show about two ex burglars who would look for volunteer houses to break into, and yeah. No stone is left unturned and with far more diligence they would ever put in a real job.

Fleamo,

I mean folders internal to the computer. Sure they would look for valuables anywhere but where I’m having trouble is the leap from stealing the computer to looking through the contents of the computer.

Either they would have to stay in the house and go through things, or set it up somewhere else and risk an anti-theft GPS triggering, and what is the motive? What could they find on some randos file folders? Cleanest thing to do is just immediately wipe the computer and sell it.

sukhmel,

I didn’t search for the original article, but from some articles I saw, CP often resides on a physical medium, especially considering the article is about ten years ago

spacecowboy, in F- me It's January!

It’s a cute meme but please don’t do this irl. This is how peoples’ days (and sometimes lives) are ruined.

Trainguyrom,

It takes only an extra minute or so to get from this point of scraped off to a safe amount of the windshield scraped off. And honestly the couple of times I was lazy about it I ended up saving no time because I spent longer at stops plus was late anyways.

kibiz0r,

I did this once just to drive 2 blocks on totally empty streets. After 30 seconds, I had my passenger open the window and see if I was good on their side. Shit was terrifying. I can’t imagine doing it on a legit commute. You gotta convince yourself you’ve got 8-inch solid unobtainium plot armor to do that.

variants,

You have to convince yourself its ok to murder a pedestrian, my friends grandpa hit someone at a crosswalk that way, luckily they were ok and kept on walking but its always better to let your car get up to temp and defrost the windows and wipe down the side windows and mirrors

dejected_warp_core,

Every winter, I’m reminded of what driver vantage points some people think are optional. Half the windscreen and none of the other windows cleared? Good to go. It really explains what we see on the roads the rest of the year.

Pyr_Pressure, in F- me It's January!

What are you talking about? I live in Canada and it was 9 degrees © this morning 🔥🌞🔥

It’s been stupid warm this winter.

Trainguyrom,

It seems to finally be consistently below freezing in southern Wisconsin. We had some snow in November that made me hopeful but yet another year with little snow until the new year

mosiacmango,

That’s around 50f for all of us using stupid units.

spikederailed,

I must have accidentally received your winter weather. I live in South Carolina and it was -4c this morning when I was leaving for work.

doingthestuff,

I spent the week after Christmas at the top of Michigan’s upper peninsula. I was close enough to get Welcome to Canada messages on my phone but I don’t have a current passport so I couldn’t visit. Which is bullshit by the way, I’ve been there with just my DL many times.

But there was no snow. It rained several days. WTF?!

bane_killgrind,

That changed in 2007, ice requires a passport to enter the US

vaionko,

In Finland we’ve had -5C for like the whole winter but now there’s been a week of -25C. And back to positive next week.

b0gl,

-35 here in Sweden currently

paddirn, in There has to be another way!

Obviously the best way to stop stressing is to start up a new, completely unrelated task. You’ll definitely finish this other task and carry that momentum forward to finish the original task. Rinse and repeat as many times as necessary.

Buford_T_Justice,

That is shaving the yak. I regularly shave yaks.

Transform2942,

Instructions unclear: crash landed on the moon.

Still stressed

paddirn,

Maybe you should try taking up rock collecting? Seems like the perfect opportunity to start a new hobby.

CareHare, in Standards

I’m nitpicking probably, but shouldn’t it be: ‘bad guy’ not ‘bad guy

hangonasecond,

The overemphasis on bad guy is just exaggerating the way we already place emphasis on the two different meanings of the phrase.

At least in my accent, I place slight emphasis on bad if I’m talking about an “enemy”, whereas the emphasis falls on guy if I’m making a character judgement of a person.

I don’t know if I’m making any sense at all, but I think that’s what they’re going for.

Kolanaki, (edited )
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar
WhatAmLemmy,

Gender fluid zangief

TheRobotFrog,

Piggy-backing to nitpick something else. Was he burgling or robbing? Those are different things, Robert. You can’t use them interchangeably.

Furbag,

Piggybacking on this piggybacked nitpick with yet another nitpick… Why is Zangief considered a villain in Wreck-It Ralph? Except for maybe one instance in the Street Fighter series, he is always on the side fighting against the evildoers. At least that’s the case for every Street Fighter game with a story more complex than “The World Warrior”. And in that one exception where he did fight for the bad guys, he was being tricked into doing so if I recall.

Is it… Is it because his country of origin is the USSR? 🤔

Notyou,

I have a vague memory of him fighting with Bison against the good guys in the Street Fighter movie. I might be wrong at how it ended though. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

gamermanh,
@gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Burgling is entering a place with intent to commit a crime

Robbing is theft by force or threat of force

So burgling for sure

collapse_already,

Common law and some jurisdictions require burglary to occur at night which I thought was interesting. In many cases, the intended crime must be a felony to be within the definition of burglary.

An example modern burglary statute (Texas) can be found here:

casetext.com/statute/…/section-3002-burglary#:~:t….

For Texas, the perp must intend a felony, theft, or assault (a lesser included offensive of battery, so no saying I intended battery not assault).

Otherwise_Direction7, (edited ) in Standards

The burglar really has standards when it comes to be a bad guy

postmateDumbass,

There is bad, and then there is worse. Much worse.

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