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MrScottyTay, in It's that time of the day again

Fuck caffeine

Nougat,

Oh if I could.

Shady_Shiroe,
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    Papist!

    foggy, in *Closes Lemmy*

    I actually had an idea to make a productivity app that would limit this kind of addictive behavior.

    It’d just interrupt and say “hey homie you’ve opened this app like x times in y minutes. Chill”

    And give an option to ignore the ingeruotion for z minutesz in case you’re switching for a good reason.

    httpjames,
    @httpjames@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Becca in the newest Verge video suggested to make a launcher that rearranged your apps on a regular basis so you have to search for addictive apps

    Kowowow, in fr fr ong

    Not to sound like a bomber but I really dislike “finna” like how much do you need to shorten a term like finally gonna

    Anticorp, (edited )

    Finally gonna is already a slang shortening of “I am finally going to…”. Or even better, “I will finally…”.

    These terms used to bother me too, until I just full-on embraced them. Now I use them both ironically, and unironically, just never at work. They’re really good for text messaging because of their brevity. They combine multiple words into a single short word.

    Kowowow,

    That’s what I mean gonna is already shortened

    Anticorp,

    Use them ironically with someone close to you. They’re quite contagious. They will rapidly grow on you until you find yourself using them unironically too. Just don’t use them in situations where professionalism is expected, or clarity is important.

    Kowowow,

    But why would I do that?

    Anticorp,

    For funsies. Or because it will help you appreciate the words instead of resenting them. That’s why I did it. It’s just a suggestion though. You know what works for you.

    Kowowow,

    Ah so instead of disliking something I’m just going to double think my way into liking it

    Anticorp,

    Perhaps.

    d00ery, (edited )

    😲 I thought it was slang for “fixing”!

    As in “Fixing to do x, y, z” which in my mind meant “I am preparing to do x, y, z”

    Kowowow, (edited )

    Fixing to? is that some texas thing

    RaoulDook,

    That’s correct

    Kiosade,

    Who the hell says “fixing to” over “going to” though? Seems like a small minority group trying to sound more important than they are, idk.

    d00ery, (edited )

    I have no idea! I’m neither young or American 🤣

    ArcticAmphibian,

    It shows up in US Southeastern slang quite a bit. Usually it’s a bit stronger than ‘going to,’ ex. “I’m fixing to give him a piece of my mind.” ‘Fixings’ is also slang for side dishes here.

    flicker,

    As a Southern gal myself, I got whiplash from the implication that people sayin "fixin" are trying to sound important.

    I promise, among those of us who say that kinda thing, it's seen as a mark of ignorance and bein low class in general. The idea that a hillbilly accent can seem "important" is banana sandwiches to me.

    bitwaba,

    I wouldn’t say it’s trying to sound important as much as it is trying to sound serious / no bullshit tone: “I’m fixin’ to whop yo ass”, or as a response to your boss bitching at you to do something: “yeah yeah I’m fixin’ to”

    thorbot,

    “finna” has been around since the 90s, I just listened to a tupac song where they were saying that

    kibiz0r, (edited )

    Short form of “fixin to” (pronounced “fixin tuh”)

    Usually implies “I’m” fixing to. Often said without much emphasis, as it’s just introducing the important part of the phrase. I think it’s actually a pretty neat way to keep the emphasis where it needs to be.

    “Finna get outta here” uses 3/4 of the phrase to convey the important action of “leaving”

    vs. “I’m fixing to get out of here” uses 1/2 of the phrase on useless info that “I” am the one doing the leaving and that it hasn’t happened yet but is about to.

    tamal3,

    It’s dialectic – there’s lot’s of them in the US, but this one afk belongs to Black American English, and is shortened from “fixin’ to.” Personally, I think it’s cool to see so many variations of English. The language is definitely not static; it is changing all the time!

    ChemicalPilgrim, in Sorry guys, we had a good run

    Maybe they should have left us a better world if they wanted their genetic line to continue lol

    Machiia,

    Blame the Renaissance.

    late_night,
    @late_night@sopuli.xyz avatar

    Blame Canada

    samus12345,
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    With all their beady little eyes and flapping heads so full of lies!

    AquaTofana,

    Everything’s gone wrong since Canada came along!

    Bread,

    Those damn Canadian’s know what they did!

    wafflez,

    Blame France

    Anticorp,

    Fucking Canadians! Being all Canadian and stuff…

    Zoidsberg,
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    I blame the agricultural revolution.

    cmbabul,

    I mostly blame the Brits and the Dutch

    Razzazzika, in fr fr ong

    I… use sus all the time at 38… but I’m a gamer, and it’s kinda gaming slang.

    Coreidan,

    That’s because gamer slang is made up of whatever shit kids are saying

    FabledAepitaph,

    Gamer slang is made up of whatever gamers are saying

    RGB3x3,

    Gamers are made up of whatever gamers are saying.

    Rosco, in Sorry guys, we had a good run

    At this point I think I’ll just adopt. Plenty of kids to go around, no need to make more.

    UnderpantsWeevil,
    @UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

    Its a grueling slog in a good state and a fucking nightmare in a bad one. My experience with the Texas adoption system has me convinced that the entire agency is run by a collection of sadists. Feels like it exists just to traumatize people further.

    samus12345,
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

    Worth it to try and get at least one kid out of that nightmare system. If it’s that bad to adopt, imagine how bad it is to be completely at its mercy.

    FlyingSquid,
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    The bigger problem is that it can be prohibitively expensive, which is why the ‘people will just adopt unwanted children’ line that anti-abortion advocates take is bullshit. They make as many barriers to adoption as possible, the biggest one being cost.

    And worse, they can deny you outright. For things like having the wrong religion. State-funded adoption agencies.

    samus12345,
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

    All legitimate concerns. It’s definitely not the best option, or even feasible, for everyone. But it deserves more consideration than it tends to receive whenever the subject of having kids comes up.

    FlyingSquid,
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    I think along with that consideration is a necessary discussion about easing the difficulty of going through the process.

    samus12345,
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

    Oh, definitely. The system is horrendously broken.

    son_named_bort, in fr fr ong

    That’s tight, yo.

    The_Picard_Maneuver,
    @The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

    Cool beans

    jballs,
    @jballs@sh.itjust.works avatar

    I started saying cool beans ironically years ago and now can’t stop!

    yeah,

    Dude!

    Zoboomafoo, in fr fr ong

    I’m using it ironically so it’s OK

    The_Picard_Maneuver,
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    That’s how it subtley becomes part of your vocabulary without your knowledge.

    FlyingSquid, in Sorry guys, we had a good run
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Adolf Hitler had a sister who emigrated to England before the war and had two kids. Both kids actually fought in the war against their uncle with no one aware of who they were. They both agreed to never have children.

    And that’s why there are no more Hitlers.

    DragonTypeWyvern,

    Unlike Mussolinis and Yamatos.

    Lionel, (edited ) in Standards

    I hope he didn’t get punished, he did the right thing

    MrScottyTay,

    I imagine they hightailed out then called the cops, rather than sticking around

    joel_feila,
    @joel_feila@lemmy.world avatar

    Generally in cases like this they get little to no charges related to bulglery.

    MufinMcFlufin,

    Found an article about the case, as of the time of the article being written neither of the two burglars had been charged with anything. Haven’t looked much more into it, though.

    Jeanschyso, in Why can't we get our shit together?

    Because you don’t want to pay the taxes for it. That about it for a reason.

    Kyatto, (edited )
    @Kyatto@leminal.space avatar

    Freedom to spend 100-800 a month instead of a barely noticeable tax increase.

    Phoenix3875, in Sorry guys, we had a good run

    It’s a good idea to not have kids with your siblings.

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Not with that attitude.

    Pringles, in My 1070 is still going strong

    My i7-3990k with a 1060 came out of retirement for Baldurs Gate 3 and now I have plans of giving it a new life as our private cloud gaming computer at home, since my wife decided to start playing some games as well (puzzle games like Creeks).

    The_Picard_Maneuver,
    @The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

    Private cloud gaming, you say? That sounds like something I might need to look up.

    Nougat, in Accurate

    My feed shows that @Stamets is awake.

    Stamets,
    @Stamets@lemmy.world avatar

    Barely

    cashews_best_nut,

    Jam some meth crystals into your anus.

    kamenlady,
    @kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

    I’d like some of that blue protomolecule.

    Empricorn,

    Huh? Am I OOTL here?

    Thekingoflorda,
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    Stamets posts a lot of good memes, that’s all.

    Empricorn,

    Oh, okay. Thanks!

    possiblylinux127, (edited ) in Accurate

    Think of Bananas!

    Kase,

    I spent way too long trying to figure out what country Bananas is. Maybe it’s the capital B, or maybe Bananas just sounds like a nation to me. ¯⁠\⁠⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠⁠/⁠¯

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