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Zeshade, in fr fr ong

Are millennials the new boomers now? Or is this meme about older generations making fun of millennials? I can’t follow anymore.

Anticorp,

Dontcha know? Millennials are any young kids they don’t understand. Who is “they”? Idk, probably boomers, since boomers are any old out of touch people they don’t understand.

can,

I first assumed it was made by a millennial but that may be because I am one myself. If we do end up being the next mocked generation I will at least get a little amusement out of genx getting the shaft again.

SuckMyWang, in Just keep moving forward

Doesn’t pay rent and eats all the ticks it wants. If that’s not winning I’ll need to reassess my life goals

CodexArcanum,

I wish I was eating a big bowl of ticks right now! Sigh, living the dream…

Sheeple,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

Alright here’s your bowl of ticks. Now eat what you asked for

DragonTypeWyvern,

And what would you do if it turned out they actually were pretty tasty and they eventually replaced, idk, bacon bits or whatever in society?

You would have only yourself to blame.

Damage, in Sorry guys, we had a good run

You’re not your ancestors’ only descendant

Anticorp,

It is not uncommon for someone to be the last person in their lineage.

Damage,

An ancestor is usually someone who came before a grandparent, they’re likely to have multiple descendants from different families.

runjun, in fr fr ong

I just realized that I’m probably older than George. At least in the earlier seasons.

optissima,

The actor was 29 in season 1.

runjun,

Why would you do this? 😞

optissima,

Sorry I had to look for myself… we old

pearsaltchocolatebar,

I went to high school with a guy that looked like him at 16.

It was unfortunate unless someone needed to get alcohol for a party.

someguy3, (edited )

He was also considered fat. Now that’s normal.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

This is always upsetting.

Same for rewatching iasip. I think they’re late 20s when it started.

runjun,

I don’t like this game

bruhduh, in Send help pls
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

In the past, games was AAA but now they are this…

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I’m afraid a game with that many A’s is gonna require a GeForce 1,000,000,000,070 to run smooth.

possiblylinux127,

You will need to buy 5 4090s

whoxtank28, in fr fr ong
@whoxtank28@lemmy.world avatar

I like to mix and match to annoy my younger brother. Example, “fr fr, no skibidy, on cap”.

Sheeple,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

I’m pretty sure skibidi isn’t even used except to annoy the youngins lol

casmael,

Reminds me of skatman john I wonder if it’s a reference Frfr

runswithjedi, in Accurate

Free toast for everyone!

Newguy,

And a Starbucks! Your welcome

Mr_Blott,

My welcome what?

afraid_of_zombies, in Pushovers

Meanwhile durian oozes into the room and onions suddenly wants to die of shame.

profoundninja,

If durian was so scary, why is their meat delicious.

afraid_of_zombies,
runswithjedi, in Why can't we get our shit together?

The US does have universal healthcare. You just have to be extremely poor and old to get it. We need to expand it to more people.

snooggums,
@snooggums@kbin.social avatar

You just have to be extremely poor and old to get it.

That isn't what universal means.

runswithjedi,

Eh, I think it’s just semantics. People hear universal healthcare and recoil but Medicare and Medicaid are what help their parents get the help they need. I think it’s pretty powerful to already have programs ready to go. Those programs just need some better marketing and more access.

snooggums, (edited )
@snooggums@kbin.social avatar

In this case words matter, and universal is not synonymous with government run. Universal healthcare means available for everyone. If it isn't available for everyone, it is not universal.

Government implemented universal single payer is the best implementation based on every civilized country.

runswithjedi,

Yeah, you’re right. I just don’t think perfection should be the enemy of good enough. Although, like others have said, Medicare and Medicaid are nowhere near even good enough. But they are programs that exists, and providers and insurers already have to, by law, negotiate with them. The laws need major reform, but it might be easier to make incremental changes rather than a total overhaul.

Plus the US does have many disparate laws guaranteeing some basic treatment. For example, hospitals have to provide stabilizing care for anyone, regardless of ability to pay. Incremental reform could gradually bring all those laws under Medicare/Medicaid, giving everyone time to adjust.

MisterD,

or be elected to Congress, senate or President of the US.

(I wonder if Depends^tm^ are covered?)

DragonTypeWyvern,

Might want to look up what “universal” means.

LillyPip, (edited )

Medicare is hugely broken and barely works even for those who are eligible. You still need to get private insurance (called gap insurance) for many, many things.

When I had to switch from BCN to Medicare after I became fully disabled, one of my prescriptions went from $200 a month to $3500, and I started getting denied for routine tests. I was denied a heart cath my cardiologist ordered. I’ve had to stop 4 of my prescriptions because of cost, which of course has made me even more sick.

Even in some utopian daydream, that’s nowhere near ‘universal healthcare’, and expanding that broken system is not a solution.

eta: The US needs actual universal healthcare that’s not inexorably tied to privatisation.

Dagwood222, in It's that time of the day again

Chocolate covered espresso beans. Think peanut M&M’s with a caffeine center. The only candy I’ve ever heard of that can actually cause a medical emergency.

funnystuff97,

my absolute dumb ass, eating a bunch of those, enjoying the coffee flavored chocolates at 9 PM, wondering why my heart was racing and being unable to sleep at 3 AM

CodingCarpenter,

Hell yeah! And then you poop out coffee grounds

IWantToFuckSpez, in Why can't we get our shit together?

Actually the Netherlands has a system that is quite similar to the US healthcare system, with private insurance and insurance subsidies for low incomes and basically privately run hospitals. The difference is that the government sorta acts like a single-payer. They set price lists for how much hospitals can charge for health care if they want to get paid by the insurance companies. And they negotiate with big pharma to purchase expensive medicines at a lower price.

Maestro,
@Maestro@kbin.social avatar

Yeah, and it's not going great. Prices are rising fast and many things aren't covered anymore, or only in expensive extra packages. Healthcare insurance works better the more people you spread it over. We should reinstate the central Ziekenfonds. It's cheaper for everyone.

beebarfbadger,

What do you mean, NOT going great? The owners of the private hospitals are raking in sooo much cash on the backs of the victims patients they get to fleece, it’s awesome! Well, for them, anyway, but that’s what counts, right?

ZombiFrancis, in How could the EU do this??

I see two arrows leading into the UK. One across the channel and the other into NI, FFS.

Carighan,
@Carighan@lemmy.world avatar

Two too many, if you ask me. They wanted out, happy they are out. Maybe help Scotland separate and join the EU again, but that’s where it ends.

wolfpack86,

Why not liberate northern Ireland and reunite it with the rest

bitwaba,

Because some of the people there really wouldn’t like that.

Zevlen,

It’s complicated 😞…

Guntrigger,

There’s a smidge more nuance to that whole situation.

InFerNo, (edited )

I think the bottom one, at least, already exists and is the channel tunnel the Eurostar uses

sizzler,

Don’t like those arrows pointing at the UK, feels a bit Dad’s Army.

exocrinous, in F- me It's January!

Can someone from a country that gets snow explain this meme?

variants,

They snoozed the alarm so they are late and didnt clean the windshield to rush somewhere

systemglitch,

And it’s incredibly stupid and more common than it should be. Takes 20 seconds to do the windows properly.

A girl in my city did that a few years ago and hit a pedestrian and then went to jail for it.

Worst 20 seconds she ever saved.

doingthestuff,

Yeah it’s at least 5 minutes and I run the car while I’m scraping.

systemglitch,

I’m so used to the car being warmed up (auto start) I forget how long it used to take when I did it the old fashioned way. A lot more elbow grease involved without the warm air circulating inside.

vaionko,

Sometimes the ice is so bad I have to run the car for 10 minutes so the ice scraper will remove the ice

Damage,

The problem is not snow, it’s the ice that forms on the windscreen during the night, because of the sub-zero temperatures. It takes time to scrape it off, and if you’re late, you do the bare minimum to see where you are going, hoping your car will heat up and melt the rest before you crash!

Rooskie91, in Why can't we get our shit together?

Oh, haha, first time toiling under capitalism, huh?

Th0rgue, (edited )

Europe is also a capitalism. This is because Europe leans way more left than America. We have more social policies at work.

Funkytom467,
@Funkytom467@lemmy.world avatar

That’s the difference from social capitalism and liberalism i think?

Although in Europe we do tend to go towards the American trend and ruin everything social.

Voyajer, in Pushovers
@Voyajer@lemmy.world avatar

Shout out to elderberries which are cyanogenic and pawpaw fruit which contains a neurotoxin.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

cyanogenic

They turn you blue?! 😱

hsr,
@hsr@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

No, that’s cyan. Cyanogenic is an open-source mobile operating system used as an alternative to Android.

peopleproblems,

No, that’s cyanogenmod, Cyanogenic is when you go into a cold storage unit meant to preserve your life.

SoonaPaana,

No that’s cryogenic. Cyanogenic is the small capsule that spies bite on when they are captured so that they can die quickly.

seliaste,
@seliaste@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

No that’s Cyanure. Cyanogenic is when your genes grow yellow hair and get all angry and super warriors or something

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Actually it’s cryonic. Cryogenic is when you cool things to the point where they become superconductors. Pop culture often gets this wrong.

attofreak,

it’s nice to see elderberries have a hobby at their advanced age 😊

Viking_Hippie, (edited )

Maybe that’s what happened to Eiffel 65 or that moon Elvis was singing about!

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