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ILikeBoobies, (edited ) in No water for like 3 days to get that look

Really should be a legal requirement for a normal BMI to appear in media, then they wouldn’t be able load up on steroids

Rediphile,

But that would also eliminate all obese people from the media. Which is like 30%+ of the population.

ILikeBoobies,

And the massively underweight that women are supposed to aspire to

Whichever way you skew it, unrealistic bodies shouldn’t be there

Sunfoil,

That would be a side benefit of an otherwise bad idea.

andros_rex,

BMI is not a measure of health. It is a statistical tool.

Slatlun,

To further illustrate your point, most of the men pictured are likely ‘obese’ by BMI standards

ILikeBoobies, (edited )

Yes, welcome to the conversation

We aren’t talking about the health of these moviestars on roids, we are talking about the effects they have on viewers’ self image

baggachipz, in $45 for a cup?!

Made by a mediocre hand tool manufacturer no less

CobblerScholar,

Now anyway

TragicNotCute,
@TragicNotCute@lemmy.world avatar

Nope. Completely different companies. They’ve been making insulated bottles since 1913.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanley_bottle

Nomecks,

Perfect if you only drink with your right hand!

DickSledge,

I mean, you can set it up with the handle on the opposite side. Or, my favorite way, you can reach across and drink with it in the crook of your elbow like an old timey moonshine jug.

Kethal,

The bottles are a different company, but I’d say that calling Stanley tools “mediocre” is generous of you.

madcaesar, in No water for like 3 days to get that look

In case anyone is hoping to achieve the left side of the picture remember every one of the is on PEDs

hark, in No water for like 3 days to get that look
@hark@lemmy.world avatar

But aquaman is from the water.

Roflmasterbigpimp, in 🇬🇧 Oh you simply MUST visit us at Yellowcurryshire next summer.
@Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world avatar

This does not work good with German Food ._.

Wurstgulasch-shire is not a place where I want to be. Ever.

ptolemy, (edited ) in 🇬🇧 Oh you simply MUST visit us at Yellowcurryshire next summer.

Beefstroganoffshire

tooclose104, in frosted glass
@tooclose104@lemmy.ca avatar

Scheduled auto start for the win!

MashedTech,

What? Smart car?

tooclose104,
@tooclose104@lemmy.ca avatar

I guess that depends on what you mean by “smart car”. It’s a 2021 Ford and the app let’s me do scheduled starts. Turns on the steering wheel and seat warmers too.

MashedTech,

Oh wow. Cool. I don’t personally keep up to date with current car tech.

Maalus,

Inb4 someone turns their seatwarmers on in the garage, goes to eat breakfast, walks into the garage and gasses themself

RagingRobot,

Electric cars don’t have that issue

Corkyskog,
@Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works avatar

They have the F150 hybrid which engine cuts off when idling.

tooclose104,
@tooclose104@lemmy.ca avatar

Incorrect, I have no garage…

MaxVoltage, (edited )
@MaxVoltage@lemmy.world avatar

new cars aren’t cool bro you have the subscription service ford lmao

tooclose104,
@tooclose104@lemmy.ca avatar

Ford surprisingly is one of the few that don’t do this. At least for what I have anyways, but it’s not base model.

The only thing I’ll have to pay for to continue using is the GPS in another year or so. The app itself is free but pretty limited in overall functionality. Remote start, lock unlock, check tire pressure and oil life.

They only complaint I have is the damn windows take forever to thaw the seal enough to roll down unless I pull them back a little.

arin, in I think we've been had

use English as an official language for EU Brexit

fmstrat, in $45 for a cup?!

Marge is in the back with her hair down.

Konstant,

You think she’s cheating on Homer?

ColeSloth,

That doesn’t look like Marge at all.

Swedneck, in frosted glass
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

imagine having to prepare your vehicle before getting on your way in the winter

this post was made by public transport, walking, and biking gang

PrettyFlyForAFatGuy,

depends where you live.

if i had to get public transport where i used to live i would have to leave two hours before work

woodenskewer,
@woodenskewer@lemmy.world avatar

our local bus goes to grocery stores and that the most of it. if i lived near a retirement home, and worked at a grocery store or strip mall, i’d be set.

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

right, so maybe the ability to not drive should be a part of how you decide where to live? i certainly wouldn’t want to live somewhere where the only choice is driving

PrettyFlyForAFatGuy,

I wasn’t given a say in where my parents bought their house while i was in primary school

yokonzo,

Yeah it’s -17⁰f, I ain’t walking or biking and the bus only goes the opposite direction

rimjob_rainer,

The masterrace

TimewornTraveler, (edited )

biking in the snow? sounds unpleasant. bus please!

FlyingSquid, (edited ) in It can't be stopped
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t even know why people use Windows 10 (or 11) other than momentum.

I haven’t used Windows for years, but my daughter’s new online school required either a Windows 10/11 computer or a Mac and we can’t afford even a new decent Windows notebook, let alone a Mac, so we ended up getting a refurbished Thinkpad running Windows 10 from NewEgg.

Windows 10. Is. Annoying. As. Fuck.

We are constantly getting interrupted by unnecessary popups (or were until I took the time to disable everything I could think of, which was a pain in the ass).

After running updates, it made me go through a bunch of screens turning down paying for things. Twice. And those popups still asked me about paying for things. Motherfucker, I already paid $300 for the computer, I’m not paying you shit.

And wow is stuff counterintuitive in how to do it compared to either any Linux GUI I’ve tried or Mac OS. Just trying to figure out how to get to a File menu is baffling half the time.

I don’t blame anyone for using XP over that shit. Let alone Linux or even a Mac.

Smokeydope,
@Smokeydope@lemmy.world avatar

Just wait until they start putting ads in the file menu and make you sit through a 30 second commercial every time you want to open an application unless you join windows premium + subscription only 15$ a month

kshade,
@kshade@lemmy.world avatar

Drink verification can to continue your Windows™ experience

Smokeydope,
@Smokeydope@lemmy.world avatar

Microsoft reserves the right to collect and sell any genetic information exposed to drink verification can via bodily fluids.

Proceeds to transmit your entire genome to their cloud servers in plaintext

Psythik,

For me I use Win11 for one reason: Auto HDR. Fixes every issue I have with HDR in other OSes cause it just works.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I can see that, but is it really worth running it as an OS other than for that specific use? Because if not, you can just run it in an emulator or on a partition when you need that.

Psythik, (edited )

Well I play a lot of HDR games and watch a lot of HDR movies, so for me the use isn’t exactly “specific”. I’m using HDR all the time.

But to be honest, I’d love nothing more than to switch to Linux fulltime. The game support is finally good enough for me, but I need my HDR. Emulation isn’t an option cause HDR doesn’t work that way, and I already dual boot Mint and Win11. But right now my usage is about 90% Windows and 10% *Nix. Can’t wait for the day when I can finally switch those percentages around.

kshade, (edited )
@kshade@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t even know why people use Windows 10 (or 11) other than momentum.

Security updates. That’s it, that’s the only reason I recommend anyone unwilling or unable to switch operating systems all together to move to Windows 10.

THE_ANON, in $45 for a cup?!

Context ?

LemmyKnowsBest,

Stanley cup craze. No, not the hockey Stanley Cup.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I’d actually pay $45 to have the Stanley Cup.

LemmyKnowsBest,

the huge hockey trophy?

TimewornTraveler,

no his friend Stanley

corsicanguppy,

Can’t trust that bored-sounding narrator in that dikdok. Never trust anyone whose entire adverb repertoire is ‘literally’.

lemzinger75,

There is a water jug & mug manufacturer named Stanley. Apparently these “Stanley” brand cups went viral on TikTok, and TikTok users proceeded to buy them all up in a craze. The meme shows homer sitting next to the championship trophy of the National Hockey League, which is called the Stanley cup (no relation whatsoever to the Stanley name brand).

Aabbcc,

Love the thoroughness of this. The only detail I could add is that the pink version pictured is a Starbucks exclusive version. And if an expensive cup wasn’t enough, there is a market for add-ons to the cup like phone holders and shoulder straps.

THE_ANON,

Thanks

thedirtyknapkin,

so it’s the next hydroflask?

TheEEEdiot,

It’s the next Nalgene Canteen. Get off my lawn.

Pulptastic,

It’s the next Sigg?

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

I bought a Sigg in 2009. I will never forget. It was the first aluminum reusable water bottle in existence AFAIK. It came from Switzerland and I didn’t have much money at all but it was so important to me that I have this and I ordered it through the mail. Am a hydrohomie and I used that thing until it died 💦

mwproductions,

It next cupped hands. Unga bunga.

A_Very_Big_Fan, (edited )

Pfft, cupped hands? I just hold the water in my mouth until I get thirsty

TheDarksteel94,

Damn, that’s so progressive! I just hold it in my bladder until someone needs a drink!

Anticorp,

TikTok is probably the most effective marketing platform in decades. Probably this generation’s equivalent of G.I. Joe and Transformer commercials cartoons.

Kecessa, in Wooh

Now display it at work

stebo02,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

but then it becomes work related

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

So that means it’s okay to use the company laser cutter to print Pikachu memes as long as the final product is displayed at work.

oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

I’d allow it

tdawg,

Take that capitalism

MacNCheezus, in Achilles and Patrocles got a similar reaction
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar
Kusimulkku, in $45 for a cup?!

I’ve seen people make jokes about those. I thought the thing was the joke at first, it’s so uncomfortable and strange looking. I guess it was a popular Christmas gift for some reason.

yamanii,
@yamanii@lemmy.world avatar

It’s like that because the thinner part fits perfectly inside a car cup holder.

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