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MxM111, in You can even leave your doors unlocked and let your guard down.
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It all depends on whether you have good internet connection.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

With a good internet connection, I’d risk the wendigo attacks.

theodewere,
@theodewere@kbin.social avatar

i'm sure the wendigo cries in the night are a little unsettling at first yeah

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

At least you know where they are.

spacecowboy,

They’re free security on your property.

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

lol … this is a great thread for this kind of stuff for me. I’m Indigenous Ojibway-Cree from northern Ontario and I grew up with these stories.

My uncle was born the raised in the bush for about the first 20 years of his life without much. This would be about a hundred years ago now. He said he learned to hunt and trap before his family could use firearms so he knew how to live out there.

He used to tell us stories of how our people used to have a ceremony called the ‘shaking tent’. It’s a small little shelter about four or five feet high where an Elder, spirit leader or shaman would go in, go into a trance and be able to communicate with the spirits or other shamans far away or even see family, friends or enemies. When we told my uncle about the internet, he wasn’t surprised, he used to say, our people were already doing that a long time ago.

I remember one story he repeated often when we were kids. It was about how a young man upset a leading shaman who was too proud and boastful and the young man called him out. The shaman told him he was wrong to do that and that he was being warned that the young man was no in danger. The young man went away from them all with his family and days away and hundreds of miles away he went about his life. Late one night as they sat around his teepee resting … a sudden flash appeared and a spear appeared out of thin air … the young man was swift, caught the spear mid air and threw it back into the light. They said that mitchi-mindoo, the evil spirits were playing tricks again.

Months later, they learned that the shaman that had threatened him had suddenly died. They were told that he was found in his shaking tent one day with a spear in his chest.

I always just ignored this story as a kid … but a few years before my uncle died, he repeated the story to me. He said the young man was his father, my grandfather and that he claimed that he remembered as a little child seeing that flash of light.

I was never able to really believe or disbelieve what he said or what he claimed. It was my uncle who was full of stories like this and we could never really ever tell if what he said was truth, legend, historical fact or just embellishment.

LunarVoyager, (edited ) in Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but it's not happening

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  • SirStumps,
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    Might depend on the degree. I got CS degree and have been getting interviews far more easily than before the degree.

    _g_be,

    Plenty of people have CS degrees but are not having the same result as you. There’s likely other factors at play, it’s not just the degree

    SirStumps, (edited )
    @SirStumps@lemmy.world avatar

    That may be true I do live in a techie area in Colorado however I applied for similar jobs in the past without a degree with no contact back. Literally the only difference is the degree.

    My school did help me create a resume that seems to function better with the systems in place by employers to where hot words pop out better.

    rosymind,

    I’m curious to know what your degree is in. I’m not disagreeing with you, but I think many young people are mislead into believing that just getting a degree will be a ticket to financial freedom, but what type of degree a person gets does matter

    Cap, in You can even leave your doors unlocked and let your guard down.
    @Cap@kbin.social avatar

    It's nice until you have to go to the store.

    Bo7a, (edited )

    Yeah, stores suck. Town days are the worst part of living in the middle of nowhere!

    aniki,

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  • Bo7a, (edited )

    Oh, I know!

    I live in the middle of a forest in the middle of nowhere. After living in over 20 cities in 4 countries, over 13 years - I am very done with city life. We started out here with a patch of untouched forest and lived the first 14ish months fully off-grid. I’m talking like - getting water from the creek in buckets and chopping down enough trees to make room for our trailer to live in off-grid.

    We have mains power and starlink now, but remote is definitely the right word for our situation. The nearest human is about 5km away most of the year, with the occasional hunter in the fall and camper in the summer.

    Now all I need to do is build another shed so that we can buy two big freezers and take the town trip frequency down to quarterly instead of monthly :)

    interceder270, in Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but it's not happening

    Holy shit peach is fine as hell in this movie.

    rosymind,

    ? Poor lady has no shoulders and a head the size of a watermelon

    (I wasn’t who downvoted you, btw, I’m not offended by your comment at all- I just don’t see the appeal)

    interceder270,

    I’m so used to peach being ugly as sin in the games.

    This is a nice change of pace.

    They clearly know what makes a woman beautiful, lol.

    FlyingSquid,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Dude. She’s a cartoon with a giant head.

    Butterpaderp,

    Horny jail

    interceder270,

    Yeah, I gotta go rub one out.

    interceder270,

    Done.

    ArbitraryValue, (edited ) in You can even leave your doors unlocked and let your guard down.
    1. I was surprised by how nervous some of the people who visited me from the city were when I lived in a slightly rural area. It wasn’t even that remote - I had a neighbor across the street! Telling people that there were no bears and a lot less crime didn’t convince them to relax.
    2. A moonless night away from any artificial light is dark. Can’t-see-your-own-feet dark, and also so quiet that you start hearing a lot of noises that you aren’t used to hearing. It’s really unsettling. But of course I just carried a flashlight.
    The_Picard_Maneuver,
    @The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

    I grew up in a more rural area than where I live now, and I miss the quiet and the stillness. And of course the space.

    CascadianGiraffe,

    The tinnitus though… It’s so quiet I can’t hear anything but ringing.

    sulgoth,

    trudenta.com/this-simple-trick-may-help-with-tinn…

    Good ol’ tinnitus taps might help.

    ArbitraryValue,

    Believe me, I miss it too. I actually grew up in a big city, moved to a rural area for work, and then had to move back to that same big city. Crowding, noise, smells, terrible commutes - all the bad stuff about city living that I just took for granted before bothers me constantly now. I fantasize about being back on my own land with my own house, my own pickup truck, my own trees, and no strangers. All the people I care about are in the big city, they refuse to leave, and ultimately being close to them is more important to me, but I really wish they were country folk.

    The_Picard_Maneuver,
    @The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

    I feel the same way. Maybe that’ll be a retirement plan for me, if I can’t make it work sooner.

    I also worry about stuff like air quality, and studies that show that constant ambient noise isn’t good for you.

    Madison420,

    It’s not that dark once your eyes adjust. Use a ranger trick and keep one eye closed as you enter and exit light pollution and your closed eye will stay light adjusted.

    AnarchoSnowPlow,

    Rescue or Space?

    I trust Chip to the end of the earth, but I don’t know about that Buzz guy.

    Madison420,

    Army rangers, that’s who taught me.

    Strobelt,

    Just use an eyepatch YARR

    Madison420,

    You joke but some actually do tape one closed if it’s towards dusk and things are expected to get spicy.

    GrammatonCleric, in You can even leave your doors unlocked and let your guard down.
    @GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

    Happiness is hiding from the cops, apparently 😅

    CascadianGiraffe,

    Well it does increase your chances of survival.

    KirbyProton, in Then and now

    What are you talking about, ads were far worse back in the 90s /2000. Were you even using the Internet back then? Couldn’t block them and things like infinite pop ups were rampant, if you didn’t have a firewall setup and anti virus, your entire Windows 98 setup could be wrecked in minutes just being online

    Engywuck, (edited )

    Again, the meme is not about the internet in 2000s. It is just about people sharing out of fun vs. “creators” wanting to monetize every little shit.

    KirbyProton,

    It’s just such a common misconception that there was no ads in the ‘old Internet’, that’s all I was pointing out. There seems to be a nostalgic false memory that Internet back then didn’t have ads which is hilarious if you were there to see what it was like

    lingh0e,

    Ads are not the same thing as insanely granular data harvesting.

    JustARegularNerd,

    Yeah, because if anything is better than granular data harvesting, it was ActiveX scripts wreaking havoc on your machine just by opening a webpage, disguised as ads.

    mojo,

    You are the millionth visitor! Click here to redeem your prize!

    agissilver,

    WE MUST DESTROY X-10!

    tacosanonymous, in Th... Thank you?

    So close…

    Stuka, in Doesn't help that I had bedbugs once years ago

    The other day I put some pants on that were on the floor. I reached into the pocket and felt something move on my hand. I beat the shit out of my own thigh for 30 seconds, fuck you brown recluse!

    …it was string.

    Me to my bewildered cat: giphy.com/…/jerology-jim-carrey-liar-im-kicking-m…

    FlyingSquid, in Chance encounter
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    “Do people yell your name at you when you’re outside too?”

    tpihkal,

    Nah, they shout bruh.

    NateNate60, in Chance encounter

    I’m confused, someone explain the joke please

    ladicius,

    I don’t get it, too.

    henfredemars, (edited )

    Here’s the reference:

    …wikipedia.org/…/John_Jacob_Jingleheimer_Schmidt

    I’m curious. Where are you from? I didn’t know the children’s rhyme was uncommon.

    Knusper,

    Lots of us are from non-English countries…

    henfredemars, (edited )

    Right. Of course I understand that.

    I asked where people who don’t understand the reference come from. That was my question, so I can understand better what places haven’t heard the rhyme before.

    I didn’t know that this one specifically was centered on the United States and Canada before looking it up.

    drugo,

    Well, it’s in English. Being the lingua franca really made monolingual English speakers forget how language works

    mriormro,
    @mriormro@lemmy.world avatar

    And being multi-lingual, seemingly, makes you respond like a smug asshole to a genuine question.

    drugo,

    Bro what the fuck kinda question is “uh I just wanted to know what places didn’t know this saying?” Throw a dart at a map, I’ll guarantee it lands in a place that never heard of it.

    Stumblinbear,
    @Stumblinbear@pawb.social avatar

    Uh. There are plenty of things that tons of people know about, and plenty of things that only one country is aware of. You’ll never know until you ask.

    Quit being a cunt, dude.

    enki,

    There are over one billion English speakers on this planet and only 1/3 of them are American, where the rhyme originates. So an American asking someone who has never heard the song before where they’re from is a valid question for the other 700,000 English speaking humans from the 8+ countries where English is the most common language.

    drugo,

    The billion figure is including non-native speakers who mostly don’t learn rhymes. Also, a billion minus 1/3 is 700,000? Let’s put it this way. If I posted about a rhyme in French, would it make sense to say “Oh, really you don’t know this saying? Where are you from?” Any place that doesn’t speak french is the answer.

    Bumblefumble,

    Well maybe he wanted to know if this was a thing in for example the UK, NZ, Australia, South Africa, India, etc. That’s a valid question. Also, maybe give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he meant 700,000,000.

    Bumblefumble,

    Well maybe he wanted to know if this was a thing in for example the UK, NZ, Australia, South Africa, India, etc. That’s a valid question. Also, maybe give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he meant 700,000,000.

    enki,
    1. “Over one billion” - the current number is around 1.1 billion, so if my napkin math is correct that’s 1,100,000 x 0.66 = 726,000. Close enough for the girls I go with.
    2. If you’ve ever learned a foreign language, especially in primary school, one of the first things you learn are nursery rhymes. I remember my French professor singing Frère Jacques to the class on day one of college.
    3. Pretty much every country in Central and South America and a few islands in the Caribbean speak Spanish. They don’t speak the same Spanish dialect as Spain, nor do they generally speak the same dialect as countries that border them. Languages evolve, and language alone doesn’t typically inform things like nursery rhymes, culture does.

    So congratulations, you’re ignorant in three different languages.

    ieatpillowtags,

    Are you implying that America is the only place where people speak English? Because that would be pretty stupid of you.

    drugo,

    You are implying that, I said “monolingual English speakers”

    byroon,

    I think they’re implying that English being the lingua-franca has made many monolingual English speakers forget that most of the world does not speak English as a first language, and those people are unlikely to be familiar with a children’s rhyme written in English.

    byroon, (edited )

    Even English speaking countries outside north America. Never heard of this rhyme in the UK

    elementalguy2,

    I remember it from the Recess movie when it was on Nickelodeon.

    OrteilGenou,

    Never heard of it in Canada

    kzhe, (edited )

    Never in Florida, Indiana, New Jersey, Tennessee

    Edit: Listened to song & tune sounds familiar.

    friend_of_satan,

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  • NegativeInf,

    Obviously never watched Barney.

    GreyEyedGhost,

    The lucky bastard.

    can,

    Welp, thank you for letting me know why I couldn’t remember where I first heard it.

    I wonder what else I could unlock if I watched through those old shows.

    crycry,
    @crycry@lemmy.ml avatar

    Australian here, Never heard of it. Seems its mainly an America and Canada thing according to your link?

    BeardedGingerWonder,

    Kids + YouTube is spreading its popularity. I hadn’t heard it in the UK until 4-5 years ago.

    OPHanma,

    The Wiggles sing this song/rhyme all the time

    Shadow,
    @Shadow@lemmy.ca avatar

    Canadian here, never heard this.

    can,

    Canadian here, have heard of this.

    ForestOrca,
    @ForestOrca@kbin.social avatar

    You really need this to get the effect: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=CVZHk0nt5j4

    The full effect requires at least 100+ little kids merrily singing this nonsense song at the top of their lungs.

    Bougie_Birdie,
    @Bougie_Birdie@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    Where I grew up, there was a children’s song where the main refrain is: “John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, his name is my name too”

    The name John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt is quite unlikely and singular. And yet, this other guy has the exact same name as him

    TokenBoomer, in Chance encounter

    That’s so funny. Thank you for brightening my day.

    The_Picard_Maneuver,
    @The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

    You are very welcome. Stay tuned for equally dumb memes.

    Pantsofmagic, in Every goddamn time I'm trying to make something for my DnD game

    It would be nice if mobile browsers/apps would convert them. When I save a webp and want to share it… Whelp, can’t do that - doesn’t even show up in the list of images.

    Microw,

    Or if OS and media apps would simply Support it like they do with dozens other media formats

    XbSuper, in You can even leave your doors unlocked and let your guard down.

    Damn cityfolk, afraid of their own shadow.

    the_seven_sins, in Then and now
    @the_seven_sins@feddit.de avatar

    I sometimes thought about opening a personal blog or something on the domain I own anyway (mostly to test Hugo).

    But then again, when was the last time you read a personal blog? If you want anybody to the see your stuff you’ve got to be on instagram or something.

    Daefsdeda,

    The problem is how would I ever find out about it, except when posted on instagram etc. will people find out.

    JustARegularNerd,

    I do when its posted to something like Lemmy or Hacker News, if the things you’re posting would interest those kinds of communities you’d at least have a small audience

    psmgx,

    The difference is that you own everything on your blog, but insta owns everything you post, and may save it forever.

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