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Rhynoplaz, in What a concept!

That’s the thing with ancient wisdom. Over thousands of years, it either stands true and turns into common sense, or is replaced with better modern wisdom.

Sheeple,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

It’s also because it was meant to be read by lords and nobles to teach them the basics of war. A lot of them were EXTREMELY disconnected with reality and didn’t even fathom basic shit like “Oh yeah your troops need food. They can’t just forage mid war like animals would”

galloog1,

That’s a very good point, Sheeple.

emergencyfood,

Also many lords of that time were superstitious, and thought that things like ‘honour’ and ‘glory’ were more important than the lives of soldiers.

Pistcow,
DragonTypeWyvern,

Well, they can, it just makes the peasants hate you.

It’s not just that though.

Anyone can get tunnel vision. A basic set of aphorisms is useful to keep yourself on task.

For example, let’s say you’re the greatest general who ever lived and Russia’s being a petty bitch and keeps running away from fights.

You can either read a basic set of fundamental rules to remind yourself not to lose it all with greed, or

BastingChemina,

It’s like the IT version of “did you check that the computer is properly plugged in ?”

Everyone roll their eyes having to check the plug but a lot of the time the issue can be something basic like that.

tdawg,

Reminds me of that time I drove an hour across town to one of our remote offices… Only for the printer to be unplugged AND the cable to be sitting in the hallway (you could trip over it!)

Anticorp,

Or invade Russia, split your armies on the way to Moscow, and end up in Russia during winter with a splintered supply line?

clearedtoland, in I'll go for a morning run too.

Right up there with “I’m going to bed early tonight.”

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

“I’ll just take a nap later today”

XTornado,

I used to be able to do that… Until TikTok and Shorts became a thing…

9point6, in Duh !

Europeans: is this something I’m too SCART to understand?

Diprount_Tomato,
@Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

What? We have these in the European countries (Not “Europe”)

9point6, (edited )

Anything during the 90s to early 00s sold in Europe came with a SCART connector as the main AV connector. If it wasn’t a direct-from-the-unit SCART cable, there would have been an adapter block to turn the RCA into SCART.

It wasn’t uncommon for cheap TVs to only have RF and SCART.

Also “is this something I’m too X to understand” is a meme format, I’m aware of other connectors.

4am,

If I may interject here, but in actuality the system users are using is not, in fact, “Linux” but is actually GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux

Blackmist,

Component, composite, s-video and stereo sound in one cable. Although it did mean that you’d have to be careful because a cable to something like a PS2 might only implement the lowest quality of them.

Kusimulkku,

We had this too though. SCART just was more common.

Pr0v3n, in Duh !

I mean to be fair, usually these were tucked away in the back of a heavy, wooden TV cabinet where it was dark and difficult to reach into to match the colours, even with a torch; and you couldn’t just feel your way around the back to plugging them in because they all felt the same.

blanketswithsmallpox,

Kids be like wtf you didn’t have flashlights yet?

Peter1986C,
@Peter1986C@lemmings.world avatar

Torches in this context are flashlights.

blanketswithsmallpox,

… Yes… That’s the joke.

get_off_the_phone,

You gotta remember that in the Old World, 100 years is not a long time. It’s only like 30 years. So in the 90s, they were 100 years ago and hadn’t invented flashlights yet so they used torches instead.

dukatos,

No mirrors back then, too /s

slampisko, in Japanese people might think it's too soon for this meme. Poseidon doesn't.

*Poseidon’t.

ChillDude69,

Poseidon’t fuck around, that’s for sure.

Yearly1845, in It's a problem

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  • RQG,
    @RQG@lemmy.world avatar

    That never helped anyone with this problem.

    AA5B, in How could the EU do this??

    EUxit? Didn’t the EU exit from the UK a couple years ago?

    UncleGrandPa,

    Other way around

    Honytawk,

    Woooooshh

    hemko, (edited )

    Nope, it was EU sponsored campaign to remove UK. For obvious reasons

    Edit: not sure if I’m getting downvoted for a lame joke, someone taking it seriously or just brits

    Colour_me_triggered,

    I just assumed you were being serious, for obvious reasons. But as a Brit I find it funny

    Zevlen,

    Nah… That was Russia

    dubyakay, (edited ) in How could the EU do this??

    What’s truly bullshit about this map is Hungary. To get anywhere, you have to go through Budapest and it’s been like this since the last 150 years, when it comes to rail. Even though it has at least seven metropolitan areas outside of Pest county with population above 100k… NOPE! You have to go through two of the three major railway stations of Budapest.

    What’s worse is say you are a local to Hungary and you live east of the Danube. You want to visit Lake Balaton in the west. You have to take the train to Budapest. You then transfer by Metró to the other railway station. And then take another train to the lake. Three fares and two transfers, which might be fine as an individual but adds up in costs and stress if you are with family or have accessibility needs. And by accessibility needs I’m just talking about being elderly (who mostly travel free or at a very reduced rate) or a stroller.

    raynethackery,

    Why is it set up that way?

    AnaisRim,

    Everybody in Europe needs to go to spas in Budapest. It’s medicinal. And required.

    TheGreenGolem,
    @TheGreenGolem@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    Our capitol was always overprioritiezed because of some kind of elitism.

    kilgore_trout,

    I can only guess the reasons but I experienced this frustration when I needed to go from the very north to the very east of the country and still had to go through Budapest.

    franglais,

    France is no different, going anywhere by TGV ? You’d best like going via Paris

    kusivittula, in They're still good

    i had the same potatoes in my fridge for over a year. they made chocolate. or that’s what it looked like, i did’t taste it though.

    AlecSadler,

    …what??

    thorbot, in Taking for granted

    It’s sad how true this is. I quit my job and went to work for another company for a year. The previous company contacted me wanting me back, and hired be back after a year for $15k more than before. I’ve been there a year now and got a 3% raise. Probably should just quit again and get rehired

    WindowsEnjoyer,

    Suddenly no more office-only or office-first policies, suddenly there is money to offer, suddenly there is possibility to have a better computer.

    Also suddenly HR system couldn’t work for a week, so signing a new counter-offer contract might not be possible at the moment. “Cancel your offer, you will sign in next week”.

    Interesting stuff :)

    sukhmel,

    That’s a shitty move 😅

    But really, sometimes someone from the top just wants everyone in the office so hard that no counter-offer can outweigh the desire to quit

    berrodeguarana,

    Stupid question, wasn’t that a risky move? I mean, the way I was raised to think by my parents I can hear their voices in the back of my head if I went through a situation like this, similar to this:

    “But aren’t you worried they might hire you then fire you just out of spite for switching companies? And then what are you gonna do?”

    blackstampede,

    Not OP, but companies don’t really care about people to that degree. They act for profit, or perceived profit, or to avoid a loss- someone that they know to be useful who is already familiar with the business is more valuable than an unknown.

    berrodeguarana,

    Makes sense. People think they are the center of the universe when companies only see you as an additional cog in the machine. I’m not sure if I’m happy or sad by this. I’ll choose the positive side of things today.

    blackstampede,

    Yeah, it’s both shitty and sometimes useful. It reminds me of an article I read once about implicit hierarchies- sometimes when organizations try to do away with traditional management, what they end up with instead is an unofficial and opaque control structure based on cliques and influence. In those cases it can be better for newcomers if there is an explicit set of rules and guidelines.

    azthec,

    Do you have a source for this article? I’ve found that this has happened on my company and I am curious about the phenomenon

    blackstampede,

    I don’t - it was quite a while ago, sorry. I’ll do some searching and let you know if I find it again.

    thorbot,

    It wasn’t risky because I wanted to leave. I had problems with how they ran things. Then I realized the new place was even worse, and the old place reached out to me offering my job back. They explained how many of the things that I had issues with had been resolved or were being worked on. And they weren’t lying because I’m still there and quite happy.

    OldWoodFrame,
    1. No company with a single HR person would re-hire you just to fire you out of spite. It costs a chunk of time and money to get someone onboarded, which would be wasted. If they didn’t like you, they could just forget about you.
    2. “And then what are you gonna do” is pretty clear, go back to the other company or find a different job. Not really a bad outcome.
    azertyfun, in How could the EU do this??

    The Trans-European Transport Project has been ongoing since the '90s.

    And since I was curious, here are the new guidelines adopted last week. Nothing revolutionary but an evolution in the right direction. I do find it personally interesting that the TEN-T apparently did not previously formally take into account military mobility…

    barsoap, (edited )

    TETP is just a nefarious scheme to dictate glorious typography to member states. Seriously that thing is good: Ridiculously legible and specifically so in “big font at long distances” situations, meanwhile both friendly and authoritative – exactly the kind of thing you want when asking for the way. No “yeah let me think where was that intersection” or “can’t you find your own way” but “Of course! Go straight ahead, first to the left, then the second right”.

    Now if the EU would get around to telling member states that they should learn from each other in overall traffic and urban design, and follow the best practices that they can find anywhere. Which is diplomatic language for “Do as the Dutch do”.

    books, in Times have changed

    Shouldn’t you be filming for the device?

    Like tiltok should be vertical and yt should be horizontal?

    CaptainBlagbird, (edited )
    @CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world avatar

    I’d say you should be filming for the content.

    Someone on a pogo stick in the backyard? Vertically.
    Your pet running around in the backyard? Probably horizontally.
    Your friend planking in the backyard? Definitely horizontally. Not at all, get new friends.

    crypticthree,

    As an artist this is how I’ve always thought about it. Shooting a group of five people vertical is suboptimal. There’s too much wasted frame.

    variants,

    But if all you’re going to use the video for is social media then you’ll have to crop the video and get weird ratio with worse quality. so if it’s for Instagram stories why not just take the video or photo vertical so you know it’ll work.

    crypticthree,

    I don’t really use social media so it doesn’t come up for me often. Nevertheless, just because a platform forces me to use an orientation doesn’t mean that orientation is a good fit for the subject I’m shooting.

    xX_fnord_Xx,

    But I’ve spent the last ten years perfecting my planking game.

    I need witnesses to my perfection.

    Honytawk,

    I can nail you to my deck if that is what you are into.

    xX_fnord_Xx,

    You can thrash all over me, skate-daddy.

    Dublin112,

    Until Vine and later tiktok, basically the whole Internet was in the horizontal format and vertical videos would play with huge black boxes on the left and right and in turn you can’t really make out the details of the videos as well because they were so small on those screens. Today’s internet is very different and has things actually designed for vertical videos so complaining about it makes no sense anymore.

    possiblylinux127,

    Except it does. It is such a waste of space to film like that. If anything film a square

    Epicurus0319,

    We all know the best way to film is in the shape of a circle

    HughJanus,

    Today’s internet is very different and has things actually designed for vertical videos so complaining about it makes no sense anymore.

    It absolutely makes sense. You can design whatever you want for vertical videos but it makes no difference if the actual content isn’t designed for it.

    How many times have you seen videos with multiple people falling out of frame while simultaneously half the frame consists of ground and sky? Then the camera operator viciously whips back and forth to try to capture everything, creating a jarring fuckin video? How many times do you see TikTokkers trying to contort their bodies so you can actually see what’s going on in the image behind them? What difference does the size of resolution of the image make when half of it is consumed by nothing important?

    maddenim,

    It’s often hard to adapt already existing horizontal videos into vertical videos, but the current high prevalence of vertical video platforms create incentive to create better editing tricks. I personally am often surprised how they accommodate for these situations now a days

    HughJanus,

    I mean yes I agree but it’s a shoddy workaround for a manufactured problem.

    fallingcats,

    That probably means they should’ve zoomed out, regaldless of orientation

    Honytawk,

    To create even bigger empty spaces of ground and sky?

    fallingcats,

    Once you’ve got everything you can just crop to where the action is happening later, as well as chose a different aspect ratio if need be

    HughJanus,

    Crop it? Sooo then you’re just back to horizontal but at a significantly degraded resolution…

    fallingcats,

    Not really. Most phones can film in 4k and most services compress it to absolute shit anyway nowadays. You’re not losing much but cropping first

    Poem_for_your_sprog,

    Film everything in square 1:1 format

    lemann,

    It slightly annoys me when looking for YT vids on a subject and the results are full of 10 second vertically filmed shorts 🤦‍♂️. Some are fine in some cases I guess, but the majority are just noise IMO

    Floey,

    You should be filming for your subject and media devices should be built around common filming aspect ratios. A phone camera’s aspect ratio should be practical for capturing typical content, a phone screen’s aspect ratio should mirror phone cameras, I think this is already approximately the case. Phones are somewhat unique compared to say a TV because they can easily be viewed vertical and horizontal, so really they have two aspect ratios.

    I think the vertical photo and video phenomenon is more a symptom of how we use our devices. People are rapid fire swiping through media which means the majority aspect ratio is going to push the minority one out, which is why landscape is dead. Another reason I believe is people switching between apps, Tiktoking at the same time they use other social media for example, and often those apps are way more practical in portrait.

    Sorgan71, in Times have changed

    I still do

    HotCoffee,

    Sure grandpa lets get you to bed

    seth, in Any wine mommies out there

    Joke’s on you, I get drunk after 3 beers and by the time the third one’s finished I need to go to sleep.

    don,

    what are you talking about that’s just efficient af

    spacecowboy, in Taking for granted

    Join a union job.

    brlemworld,

    Show me a union web dev job.

    spacecowboy,

    Start one.

    douglasg14b, (edited )
    @douglasg14b@lemmy.world avatar

    Actively unhelpful, dismissive, comments that shut down discussion or actively unhelpful comments.

    caseyweederman,

    Well
    I mean
    That is how things start though

    mnemonicmonkeys,

    How so? You can’t always wait for people to change things for you. Sometimes you have to dobit yourself

    spacecowboy,

    Everything I suggested is valid and to the point. Nowhere does it say I have to hold anyone’s hand or write out an essay in response.

    Swedneck,
    @Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    ironic

    Ookami38, (edited )

    It’s hardly dismissive. If there’s a lack of unions in a field, how does that problem get resolved? By starting one.

    Sure they could provide more resources and information , except oh wait, someone else literally a post above did.

    No one ever said starting one is easy, like anything worth doing it’s a LOT of work, but that’s a complete different matter than the comment being “actively unhelpful, [or] dismissive”

    Edit:it was the same guy who posted the comment with more information. Maybe instead of you being actively unhelpful and dismissive, ask questions about the process, seek help, and don’t just dismiss what someone else said.

    OsrsNeedsF2P,

    Unironically, this. At my previous company we started holding “engineering meetings” that deliberately excluded leadership, and had a lot of jokes about starting a union. By the time I quit it seemed like everyone was on board, so if anyone really wanted to push it then it could have happened.

    burrito,

    I’ve seen school districts with union web dev positions. They don’t pay the best but the benefits are usually pretty good and you’re not likely to work more than 40 hours a week.

    S_204,

    My wife is a dev in a union for a government adjacent not for profit LoL. Think along the lines of an NTSB type organization but not American.

    She’s got 3 raises in the past year, AND her role got recatogorized where she had to get her salary adjusted to be on par with everyone in her new unit so she’ll be getting another one along with back pay for 4 months. I don’t even understand how it’s been handled but she’s up over 25% since last year.

    So the advice above is solid. I’m hoping to retire early and become a stay at home dad if she keeps this up.

    Xanis, (edited )

    Since you mention it and I have little knowledge on the subject: How would your average person in the U.S. (in this case) find and apply for union jobs?

    spacecowboy,

    Well I’m honestly not sure how many IT unions there are so here’s a crash course on how to start one.

    www.rankandfile.ca/starting-a-union/

    Alternatively, one could approach an already established union and discuss joining.

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