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lowleveldata, in Bastards. SHARE YOUR TECHNOLOGY

Is it a real thing?

Mr_Blott,

All over Yurp. Not sure why it just says Germany

SubArcticTundra,
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This level of sofistication feels like something the Germans wouod come up with

WashedOver, in Those markings really were unnecessary
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My new favourite is people talking on the phone while letting off absolute bomb in public washroom stalls, some even on speaker phone.

My second are those that come in playing their music on phone speaker for all of us to hear their jams.

Not sure if this is better than those that do it on a nature trails but all groups should be forced to have music speaker phone battles while bears and wolves eat them all…

dingus,

Also wild to me are people that bring their drinks into public bathrooms like WTF

Angry_Maple,
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Free seasoning

nifty, in Someone's getting rich off conflict
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Defense manufacturers can easily repurpose their entire industry for space travel, especially if we’re concerned about traveling anywhere at a speed reasonable for a human life span. The profit motive for war and conflict is unjustifiable.

schema,

Sadly, there isn’t much demand for space travel, but a whole lot demand to want to kill each other.

nifty,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

No one knew there was a demand for smartphones before we had them. I want to believe!

DrCatface, in Can I interest you in a lunch and learn?

yo wtf can i get some context behind this photo, is there video? what a fkn unreal photo

retrolasered,
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youtu.be/0ngpjWhbFP0&t=96

its just hunting an easy kill

DrCatface,

holy shit fascinating they behave like my cat with mice, thanks so much that video blew my tiny little brain out the back of my head

TrickDacy,
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Username checks out

nifty, (edited )
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If domestic felines could hunt humans, I am pretty sure they’d eat us.

Rascabin,

I think the leopard kept it as a toy or something then eventually ate it. ~fin

marx2k, in Mommy's Choice

Lawnmower manbaby

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

The Lawnmower Baby is inside your head now, Jake. Give me my baba.

FIST_FILLET, in It's just a coffee

twitter is the most embarrassing one on here by a thousand miles

marx2k, (edited )

Especially considering most Twitter bluechecks today are bot accounts doing chatgpt responses

RememberTheApollo_, in It's just a coffee

I’m not drinking 6 specialty cups of coffee every day.

cerulean_blue,

Sounds like someone didn’t have their morning coffee today

(It’s per month but woteva)

RememberTheApollo_, (edited )

My very hyperbolic point was that most of us don’t subscribe to just one service. Pretty easy to subscribe to multiple of these and others like cloud backup services, car navigation, and other media like maybe even a news service. That’s a lot of subscriptions, and companies are trying to find even more ways to make us pay subscriptions. Everything from having to pay subscriptions to have parts of your car work to computer games. My point was a sarcastic take on how much we are being forced to subscribe to if we want to participate in what constitutes “normal” things these days.

Edit: appropriately just dropped into my feed: lemmy.world/post/11140824lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/13005167

MrSilkworm, (edited ) in It's just a coffee
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As everyone else here, I think piracy is illegal and immoral. We should accept that we don’t own our services and software and we should never doubt that corporations have our best interest in mind.

Therefore you should never have a Plex server, never use protonmail, never use AdGuard Home, never use AdGuard DNS for private DNS.

Also you should never use Firefox with UBlock origin sponsorblock and consent o magic.

Lastly you should never ever use re-vanced and x-manager, and God forbid don’t use a VPN

Edit: syntax

fruitSnackSupreme,

What is ad guard him?

JigglypuffSeenFromAbove,
@JigglypuffSeenFromAbove@lemmy.world avatar

Excuse me, but it’s “they/them”.

honeyontoast,

AdGuard Home, it’s a DNS level ad blocker similar to PiHole

SubArcticTundra, (edited ) in *intellec*
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

Classical overthinker problems

My solution so far has been to Stop Giving a Fuck™

13esq,

Life is more fun when you learn this cheat code.

Tristaniopsis, in Someone make glasses that do this please.

Hawaii made laws decades ago to stop big advertising stuff destroying the visual beauty of the islands.

I guess NY never really had that going for it.

mojofrododojo,

it’s amazing when you cross over the border into WA state and the giant video billboards every 2m evaporate, and you can see trees and mountains everywhere.

NOPper,

Until you hit tribal land along I5 in Tacoma and get slapped in the face by giant billboard sized casino TVs.

mojofrododojo,

yeah but once you’re past the giant teat it’s mostly mountains and trees again :D

Tristaniopsis,

Western Australia?

mojofrododojo,

in this case Washington State

Tristaniopsis,

;)

mojofrododojo,

WANKER AUTHORIZED I MEANT

Tristaniopsis,

WALRUS ASSHOLE

Tristaniopsis,

WEEB! AMIRIGHT?

Welt,

Wallis Andfutuna

Gork, in Someone make glasses that do this please.

I would totally wear smart goggles that do this.

Unfortunately it’s far more likely that we will receive smart goggles that add ads, not subtract them.

A_Union_of_Kobolds,

Why am I picturing Roddy Piper…

badbrainstorm,

Came here for the They Live comments

Kusimulkku,

The Animal loves you

sangriaferret,

Obey

variants,

What a good and cheesy but still great movie

Apeman42,
@Apeman42@lemmy.world avatar

“I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass…”

Mikina,

Yes and no. For ads to make any kind of revenue, you first need an user-base. And if the first thing you do is riddle them with ads, it will probably really hurt the sales.

So, the first generation of smart glasses should be pretty OK as far as ads go. Of course, they will gradually introduce them, but that will hopefully take several years before we get to that point.

And inevitably some FOSS/privacy focused alternative will show up, just like you have with GrapheneOS, PinePhone and similar. Or, assuming they will let developers side-load their apps without going through proprietary store (which may be unlikely, given the current trend of locking everything down - on the other hand, there is a pretty large market of developers who wouldn’t touch anything Apple-level of closed and someone will definitely want to cash in on it), you will eventually get OCR ad-blocks for billboards outside. I bet that would be one of the first apps developed once possible.

IndiBrony, in My Music Playlist be like:
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

Call me old fashioned, but I still download my music.

I play them through Sony’s music App (I’m sure there are better ones out there), but the shuffle feature takes all the songs you want to play and creates a randomised playlist out of them - no song repeats!

Also, it means I get to listen to my music in complete lossless form without ads or the potential to lose connection to a service.

Oha,

same. navidrome shuffles pretty well

Really_long_toes,

If you’re old fashioned, then so am I, exept I use plexamp, it’s not bad but it could be way better

threelonmusketeers, (edited ) in Those markings really were unnecessary

I can’t believe no one has posted the xkcd writeup on the International Choice of Urinal Protocol (ICUP) in this thread yet.

sleep_walker,

Thanks for saving me few seconds - I needed this here!

Annoyed_Crabby, in Those markings really were unnecessary

It’s needed just in case.

https://i.imgflip.com/12msgn.jpg

Engywuck,

It’s my missing the “I use Arch, BTW”.

Engywuck,

Of course, I use Arch, BTW.

LetterboxPancake,

Your LinkedIn profile looks promising, I’m trying to staff a senior Java developer position.

taanegl,

The etiquette of pissoires must not be neglected. That’s a quick way to either get decked or get slapped with a glove.

samus12345, (edited )
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At least he didn’t turn to use the same urinal as the other guy. “Sword fight!”

AmosBurton_ThatGuy,
@AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca avatar

All I got is a dagger at best, take it or leave it.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

“No, I meant the pee streams, THE PEE STREAMS!!”

RickMoreanus,

Well according to your theory, one of us has been doing it wrong this whole time.

AmosBurton_ThatGuy,
@AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca avatar

Oh… I knew that

someguy3, in Someone's getting rich off conflict

What’s the original?

modifier,

Some jerk kid in Billy Madison

Isoprenoid, (edited )

Before this clip plays the young boy says: “Gee, I can’t wait until I go to high school.”

www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7bHCs_iu9w

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