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JaymesRS, in Millennials in another 20 years
cloud_punk,

I get that song stuck in my head all the time and I remember that damn baby

Wanderer, in Those markings really were unnecessary

Americans are funny about this. Sure you don’t go next to someone if there is space but you wouldn’t not use one.

I was talking a piss in a bar in America and cracked up a conversation with the guy next to me and realised he found it very unusual. I said (at the sinks) that doesn’t happen here much does it? He goes no does it happen back home? I was like yea sure if you’re drunk. Americans seem too worried if you’re gay but who doesn’t love a bit of straight guy on straight guy homoeroticism every now and then (not that pissing next to someone is).

Also trough is the best when there is a fuckload of people like at a stadium otherwise it takes for ever. The guys that use the cubical for a piss and hold everyone up are wankers. Though I once called a guy out on it at work and he said “I don’t know what it is! I just can’t pee around people! I’ve tried, it’s not like I’m embarrassed. I’ll show you my ddick if you want, I don’t care I just can’t pee next to someone.” I almost pissed over myself I was laughing so much.

Raiderkev,

I used to get piss shy at troughs, but I can tell you exactly why. 6 or 7 year old me was using one probably for the 1st time, and some cunt decided to say “quit looking at my dick kid!” I fuckin wasn’t, but when your head is at dick height, like maybe it would appear that way. I was focused on my own dick n trying to piss, and then couldn’t . Thanks to that fuck, for ~ the next 12 years of my life I was not able to squeeze a drop at a trough unless I had the corner, or ample space. Had a complex for years over it. Eventually, alcohol would solve that problem… If I’m drunk, I can piss fuckin anywhere. Now it doesn’t really bother me anymore, but fuck that guy. I’m, definitely glad troughs have mostly gone the way of the dodo because of said complex, but at times when I’m at sporting events, I wouldn’t mind if they still had them because men’s rooms never had lines before.

Hereforpron2, in Mommy's Choice

Yo how’d they fit a smartphone in there

TransplantedSconie,

Lots of AH! Yes VM?

haui_lemmy, in Someone make glasses that do this please.

This is actually a thing for me. I hate having to see ads everywhere when going outside. Not one bus stop without tons of ads plastered around.

bassad,

Go lobby in your city, it worked in mine, no ads since many years

dejected_warp_core,

Seriously. There are places in the US where billboards are not allowed in any shape or form, and it’s glorious. Local civics matter.

badbrainstorm,

I worry this would cause them to raise the fare

haui_lemmy,

Thats pretty awesome! How did you do it? I dont know where to begin.

kadotux, (edited )
@kadotux@lemmings.world avatar

Reminds me of the “Banksy on advertising” quote:

People are taking the piss out of you everyday. They butt into your life, take a cheap shot at you and then disappear. They leer at you from tall buildings and make you feel small. They make flippant comments from buses that imply you’re not sexy enough and that all the fun is happening somewhere else. They are on TV making your girlfriend feel inadequate. They have access to the most sophisticated technology the world has ever seen and they bully you with it. They are The Advertisers and they are laughing at you.

You, however, are forbidden to touch them. Trademarks, intellectual property rights and copyright law mean advertisers can say what they like wherever they like with total impunity.

Fuck that. Any advert in a public space that gives you no choice whether you see it or not is yours. It’s yours to take, re-arrange and re-use. You can do whatever you like with it. Asking for permission is like asking to keep a rock someone just threw at your head.

You owe the companies nothing. Less than nothing, you especially don’t owe them any courtesy. They owe you. They have re-arranged the world to put themselves in front of you. They never asked for your permission, don’t even start asking for theirs.

It really is one of my favorite ones

edit: formatting

haui_lemmy,

This must be one of the best things I have read on this topic! Thank you very much!

flambonkscious,

Holy shit that is amazing! God i love that guy…

jaybone, in Someone make glasses that do this please.

Someone’s going to make glasses that do the opposite.

Cracks_InTheWalls,
@Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works avatar
OneCardboardBox, (edited ) in Those markings really were unnecessary

What are people’s thoughts about the children’s size urinal? Never use it if there’s another option? Only use it if the other option would place you adjacent to another person? What about if you have a choice between adult and child’s urinals next to each other, but using the child’s urinal would allow space for another person to optimally avoid neighboring persons?

I feel like this is a variant of the trolley problem that’s woefully unexplored.

funkless_eck,

love it. me and my tall friends can double-decker

Thcdenton,

None of the above. I’m pee shy so I piss in stalls 😁

jol, in Those markings really were unnecessary

Not in gay bars

peopleproblems,

That doesn’t make sense

Thcdenton,

Obviously you’re not a golfer

Jackthelad, in Someone make glasses that do this please.
acetanilide,

Ok but they also have periscope glasses?? How do i wear both…🤔

CraigeryTheKid, in Someone make glasses that do this please.

I tuned into the NYC new years, and I guess it’s been awhile since I saw images of NYC - holy shit, it looks terrible! HAPPY KIA NEW YEARS! seriously? every inch of building is a scrolling screen. wow.

Potatos_are_not_friends,

Those NYC countdowns are a eyesore. And the mooks willing to stand in freezing cold, waving corporate branded trinkets.

Those shows are wild.

tdawg, in Those markings really were unnecessary

Always curious about this: how do you guys feel about talking while washing hands? Acceptable? Not?

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

Default behaviour

Kusimulkku,

Don’t see why it wouldn’t be acceptable. But if you’re a stranger then don’t talk to me.

tdawg,

Nah I had a coworker who would get weird about it. We shared a small office space with a couple of other coworkers but this guy in particular would always say “no talking in the men’s room” if you tried to chat him up while washing/drying your hands. Always thought it was funny he cared that much

Kusimulkku,

Maybe it was a really chatty office and he just needed a break? I could sympathize with that haha

sangriaferret,

Acceptable. We are enemies on the battlefield but as we reenter civilized society we must behave as such.

RIP_Cheems, in Someone make glasses that do this please.
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

You had to block the sky?

holycrap,

That’s an ad for Bluesky^tm the new social media network

EmperorHenry, in It's just a coffee
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Piracy is wrong and immoral! You should never use mullvad or proton with port forwarding off to pirate things!

MadBigote,

mullvad dropped port forwarding a few months ago. AirVpn on the other side…

EmperorHenry,
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

port forwarding isn’t necessary and it’s a security hole…not that I would ever pirate anything, that would be immoral!

Blackmist,

Well somebody needs an open port, otherwise you ain’t downloading anything.

MadBigote,

I agree with that. I was just clarifying that Mullvad no longer offers port forwarding.

MalReynolds, in Those markings really were unnecessary
@MalReynolds@slrpnk.net avatar

This is an American thing, right? what the hell are those? i.e. context plz

KnightontheSun,

Men typically do not want to urinate right next to another. The proper format is every other urinal. Men want that extra space for their own shenanigans.

MalReynolds,
@MalReynolds@slrpnk.net avatar

Yeah, spray and all… Sorry, thought that was a real thing, not a metaphor.

Bondrewd,
MalReynolds,
@MalReynolds@slrpnk.net avatar

Nice, worthy watch, up there with bidets.

TealTallMachine, in Sad but quite true :(

I’m autistic and i almost never remember to initiat the conversation, or feel like it’s not appropriate. If any of my friends felt like you do, i won’t have any more friends. And i love my friends a lot and can’t survive without them. Don’t over think it. Each has their own way of socializing. It’s about the journey, not its initiation :)

undefinedValue, (edited )

You but maybe your friends have anxiety and start to overthink things. Just text your fucking friends bro, they’ll appreciate it.

TealTallMachine, (edited )

I do, just not as often. I can’t control it. I do make sure to let them know i appreciate them contacting me though. As much as possible. Also, i don’t understand why the beginning of socializing is more important than the rest of it. Why is me being engaged and interested, continue the conversation, showing appreciation throughout, and making it obvious that I’m enjoying it and would enjoy more in the future, why does that have less weight than a “hi”? I can start a conversation with anyone, wither i like it or not. But keeping up the conversation is what matters to me.

You’re right though, it is a teamwork thing. Any relationship requires work from both sides. I present my work by showing appreciation to my friends, and so far it seems like it’s working in lowering their anxiety and over thinking :)

betterdeadthanreddit, in Those markings really were unnecessary

I still don’t understand the red urinals, they make such a mess when you use them.

assassinatedbyCIA,

They’re for faeces silly.

betterdeadthanreddit,

Obviously, yeah, I’m not a moron. Still doesn’t make it any less of a disaster zone once the transaction is complete.

assassinatedbyCIA,

Which hand do you use to catch the turd? That might be the problem here.

Dhar,

What a terrible day to be literate

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