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JimmyBigSausage, in Presidential fitness test

I had to do it to Impress Pres. John F Kennedy.

GuyDudeman,
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My efforts were to impress Arnold Schwarzenegger and George H.W. Bush.

Kolanaki, in Bastards. SHARE YOUR TECHNOLOGY
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Bottom row, middle window: Useful for collecting rain water.

0xD,

…it opens towards the inside.

Kolanaki, (edited )
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Not if it was installed backwards because you wanted to catch rain water.

0xD,

You got me! 😁

CodaChroma, in Presidential fitness test
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They had to make sure middle schoolers would be ready to fight a war at a moments notice

jopepa, in Presidential fitness test

Did you know all of those sit and reach boxes were manufactured by Halliburton? Follow the money…

jettrscga,

How much could a box cost? $10k?

corsicanguppy,

We were poor rural Canadians. Our sit-and-reach used a wooden ruler and a blocky wood scrap.

Kolanaki, (edited )
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I remember doing the presidential fitness tests; but my school didn’t have any equipment for it… My school didn’t even fund a rich asshole?! We just did it for funsies?!

jopepa,

Follow the funsies…

RizzRustbolt,

Bozo! I fuckin’ knew it!

Your reign of ping-pong terror stops now!

jopepa,

Honk Honk! Burst of confetti and a red balloon remains. It floats but doesn’t rise, though the string is attached to nothing.

gibmiser,

Man, I had to go check it just in case.

stratosfear,

Did you find the proof? I gave it a half-effort on mobile and didn’t succeed…

dependencyinjection,

And?

jopepa,

Was it Lockheed Martin?

EvacuateSoul,

In Civil Air Patrol they just screwed a ruler into a box.

TehBamski, in Presidential fitness test
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macaroni1556, in Someone make glasses that do this please.

Rather than blocking it out, replace it with greenery, shrubs, trees, flowers, grasses

Some of the most beautiful areas of any city are where people and nature are together. Just give me big ass trees alongside the towering buildings!

anarchy79,
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And instead of blocking it out, destroy it, and do the things that you said instead.

repungnant_canary,

I mean, if we’re talking about New York you’ve got a huge ass park just around the corner. But yeah, I agree

anarchy79,
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A park. How nice.

macaroni1556,

Yup, it’s amazing. And the real estate around central park is some of the most valuable in the world!

But plants are nearly free, so we could just have that in more places…

anarchy79,
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I heard they let us live.

Overshoot2648,

They also cool down the surrounding impermeable surfaces. We need more trees!

anarchy79,
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I love trees.

MermaidsGarden, in Presidential fitness test
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He wanted to make sure we didn’t get left behind 😌

JaymesRS, in Presidential fitness test

Speaking of crazy things in US PE classes, if you learned to Square Dance, it was because Henry Ford was a racist who was afraid of Jazz.

yeather,

There’s usually a dance section included in PE instruction, mostly to break up hard physical activity snd allow kids to have fun. The type of dancing depends on the school and the state, we did salsa dancing in Florida.

captainlezbian, (edited )

We waltzed in german Catholic land, but we also square danced because midwest

Chetzemoka,

You’re younger than I am. For my generation, it was all square dancing.

JaymesRS,

Same. I lived in Minnesota and Indiana and did Square Dancing in both.

son_named_bort,

Same here. Nobody liked it.

Mouselemming,

I’m over 60, growing up in SoCal we had Square Dancing and the Maypole but also the Mexican Hat Dance, plus Tinikling, the Filipino one with two poles. Oh, and I think a bit of Hula.

(Later as a teacher I taught my 2nd graders some Russian dancing I had learned from my ballet teacher, because little kids are bouncy and kicky and we could do it inside when it rained.)

NJSpradlin,

We did the Macarena where I was in GA.

Zron,

“Allow the kids to have fun”

Should have told that to my PE teacher in grade school. I’ve never been good at dancing, and I got pulled aside multiple times in front of the class because I just couldn’t follow some of the dances we were supposed to do. These weren’t for competitions or anything, just as an activity.

That’s when I learned that not all bullies are children.

corsicanguppy,

Let me guess: “if you only applied yourself, you’d get it. It’s easy (for me). Watch!”

Anticorp,

That might be why it was added to the curriculum at first, but that’s certainly not why it stayed, nor why we did it at my school. It’s a pretty fun activity too, so a good use of that PE time.

corsicanguppy,

Man. We hated square dancing time in PE.

ethanolparty,

I had horrible eyesight and was shockingly inept at all sportball games, even compared to other hopeless nerds, so I found it slightly less awful than the stuff we usually did.

poppy,

I never had dancing in PE in any grade. Can’t decide if that sucks or not. Maybe I’d have better coordination now. We did get roller skating week though.

ZombieMantis, (edited )
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We did square dancing, but I’m from Texas, so our families joined the hoedown. I was so proud of my bolo, fond memories.

And I don’t think it was part of the curriculum, I think they were just throwing a party for graduation or something. It’s been years, and this was when I was little, in elementary school.

frickineh, in Presidential fitness test

I had to do it to impress Bill Clinton. Side note, he gave me the worst handshake I’ve ever had in my life, just competely limp, dead fish style. So I don’t give a shit if he was impressed with how many crunches I could do.

qooqie, in Presidential fitness test

Gotta make sure the youth can be good little soldiers if needed

SoylentBlake,

This is 100% fact. Eisenhower made PE a universal part of education to increase overall fitness in the case of war and conscription.

Bael422,

I think it was worse than that. It was to test for and increase capability for military life, but the exercises themselves are not a good way to keep a general healthy body so it actually caused physical health to decline in the US.

Kase,

it actually caused physical health to decline in the US.

Wait seriously? Where did you hear that?

Anticorp,

Fuck yeah!

TropicalDingdong, in Presidential fitness test

All those who vote to make this test required for all presidential candidates say aye…

grue, (edited )

Being fit to be drafted is for the little people. Presidential candidates can just get out of it by claiming to have bone spurs.

Sylvartas, in Bastards. SHARE YOUR TECHNOLOGY

Forget this gimmick, the real yuropean superiority is in proper blinds that are actually designed to block most light. For some reason they are extremely uncommon in north America

theangryseal,

I just want something my cat can’t destroy, is that too much to ask?

taanegl,

Yes.

chiliedogg,

That line of thought is the first step towards making cats more destructive.

GreatCornolio,

But think of the curtains industry! We must protect it

-Some congressional committee, circa 2029

supercriticalcheese,

Xommon in central and southern Europe, not sure about northern. They are mostly there to limit sunlight in the summer where the house would be baked otherwise.

Sylvartas,

They’re all over the place in France and Germany. Also saw them a lot in Greece but I didn’t visit that many places here tbh

supercriticalcheese,

Yes Greece and Italy definitely very common.

creamed_eels,

Those are made by the same people who make American bathroom stall doors

meowMix2525, (edited )

I’m going to go absolutely bonkers if I have to deal with one more set of cordless blinds that refuse to lift back up after you pull them down. The unshielded street light that exists only to ensure that I can see my car from my window at night, and shines not only through the cheap pvc but between the slats directly into my retinas, lighting my entire room at least 10 lumens brighter when there’s a layer of snow on the ground, is already wearing my sanity quite thin on its own, and I’m not even on the floor that catches the most light from it.

fadingembers,
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Please, for your sanity, buy some blackout curtains

CoffeeJunkie,

Oh, for their sanity…and it sounds like they’re in an environment with cold temps that have snow…blackout curtains will also help with keeping out the cold, keeping heat in. Save on utilities.

meowMix2525, (edited )

I don’t want blackout curtains. I like to let some light in the morning and during the day without sacrificing privacy in the early evening if I forget to close them. I also don’t like the thick unwieldy material of blackout curtains. Whoever put the stupid street lights out should have to be more considerate of the light pollution they create 😂

NaoPb,

Fair point about the light pollution. In my town they’ve been replacing the street lights with LED versions and it seems the beams are now more concentrated and lighting the street instead of everything in the proximity.

I hope a change like this may happen to your street in the future.

aesthelete, (edited )

Have you thought about installing a blackout cellular shade instead? I bought a shade for this room I’m sitting in that’s basically two shades in one: it has a shade that lets in light and one that blacks everything out. If you want daylight, you pull the one shade down, if you want darkness you put that shade fully up, and if you want access to the window you put them both up.

It was IMO pretty affordable. I think the one I bought was around $300, and I have pretty large windows.

Here's what they look like if you're interestedhttps://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/45ca4d13-ffe1-48c3-a642-819ed22901c0.png

meowMix2525,

I actually always wanted those since I saw them in my aunt’s home but my mom never wanted to pay for them. Then I went to university and lived in various student accommodations. And now that school is done, my next move is in June and I’m actually going to Germany lol.

I’m mostly just lamenting that the american standard is such hot garbage that barely accomplishes what it is designed to do.

aesthelete,

Ah gotcha, every apartment I’ve ever been in and my condo up until I installed these shades had crappy, plastic Venetian blinds that were basically pointless for blocking light…so I agree 100%.

Sylvartas,

My dad is a light sleeper and when he has to attend a conference in the US he literally has to bring a sleeping mask to ensure he will be able to sleep properly

foggy, in Presidential fitness test

This very far predates George w Bush.

This predates George HW Bush

Chetzemoka,

Reagan kid here, can confirm

ObviouslyNotBanana,
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Was Reagan impressed?

RizzRustbolt, (edited )

Bitch didn’t even show up to give me my award.

“Oh mommy… I’ve been shot…”

What a whiner.

captainlezbian,

Yeah it was Eisenhower. He was concerned our youth would be less fit than Europeans

Stovetop,

Eisenhower also predicted the US military industrial complex.

Man called 'em as he saw 'em I guess.

ULS, in Presidential fitness test

What does this mean?

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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In the US, there was a thing called the “Presidential Fitness Test” that kids had to do in P.E. (not sure if it’s still a thing).

Mr_Blott,

What does this mean?

kittehx,
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I was born in 1999 and I’m pretty sure that I never had to do this.

GuyDudeman,
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I graduated high school in 1999 and I definitely had to do this in elementary school.

klemptor,

Same here.

TehBamski,
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I sure as fuck, hope it is. Could you imagine kids today doing it and thinking, “Wait, Fat Cheeto and Sleepy Joe did this? No fucking way.”

TropicalDingdong,

If you can’t bend over and touch your toes, you can’t be President.

ryathal,

The presidential fitness test is something us kids had to do every year. It was basically doing a bunch of different exercises, and if you did good enough you got a certificate.

Things like sit ups, push ups, chin ups, vertical jump, running a mile, etc. Based on your height and weight there was an expected level you were supposed to achieve.

ULS, (edited )

I believe it. I guess I was hanging out with the metal heads, stoners, and hacky sack kids during gym. That’s why I got a D. And not the gym teacher’s D… That was reserved for the underage girls that used to play with his leg hair. Right there in the bleachers of a New Hampshire school.

(Actual true story… Girls used to play with his leg hair… This was middle school or 9th grade. Larry A. …I’m looking at you.)

Knowing my town, I’m surprised that guy stayed athletic director and not a paraplegic. He must have paid someone off. 70k to be a shit-town gym director? Riiiiight…

Where I grew up school was for chumps.

The village makes the villains.

gedaliyah, in Mommy's Choice
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anarchy79,
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Gomcha!~

BillyTheSkidMark, (edited )

I know it’s a joke, and I’m super excited pro choice… But even knowing they’re dog/elephant their comment still works (other than the “humans” clarifier) as they can make independent thoughts and love their lives.

Breve,

Every time you need to pay someone who’s pro-life any amount of money, give them a nickle and tell them that if they put it in their bank account it will eventually grow to reach the amount of money you owe them, therefore you’ve just paid them in full. Easy.

anarchy79,
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Important things ^

Stick with the argument being made, not the presentation.

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