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son_named_bort, in Presidential fitness test

I had to impress Bill Clinton. I failed to do so, so he came to my house to call me a loser.

jettrscga, (edited )

That’s why you had to do the sprints. To be ready to escape Bill Clinton when he appears.

They tried to warn you.

captainlezbian,

Obama wasn’t mad, just disappointed that I was out of shape

Kolanaki, in Bastards. SHARE YOUR TECHNOLOGY
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Bottom row, middle window: Useful for collecting rain water.

0xD,

…it opens towards the inside.

Kolanaki, (edited )
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Not if it was installed backwards because you wanted to catch rain water.

0xD,

You got me! 😁

ULS, in Presidential fitness test

What does this mean?

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

In the US, there was a thing called the “Presidential Fitness Test” that kids had to do in P.E. (not sure if it’s still a thing).

Mr_Blott,

What does this mean?

kittehx,
@kittehx@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I was born in 1999 and I’m pretty sure that I never had to do this.

GuyDudeman,
@GuyDudeman@lemmy.world avatar

I graduated high school in 1999 and I definitely had to do this in elementary school.

klemptor,

Same here.

TehBamski,
@TehBamski@lemmy.world avatar

I sure as fuck, hope it is. Could you imagine kids today doing it and thinking, “Wait, Fat Cheeto and Sleepy Joe did this? No fucking way.”

TropicalDingdong,

If you can’t bend over and touch your toes, you can’t be President.

ryathal,

The presidential fitness test is something us kids had to do every year. It was basically doing a bunch of different exercises, and if you did good enough you got a certificate.

Things like sit ups, push ups, chin ups, vertical jump, running a mile, etc. Based on your height and weight there was an expected level you were supposed to achieve.

ULS, (edited )

I believe it. I guess I was hanging out with the metal heads, stoners, and hacky sack kids during gym. That’s why I got a D. And not the gym teacher’s D… That was reserved for the underage girls that used to play with his leg hair. Right there in the bleachers of a New Hampshire school.

(Actual true story… Girls used to play with his leg hair… This was middle school or 9th grade. Larry A. …I’m looking at you.)

Knowing my town, I’m surprised that guy stayed athletic director and not a paraplegic. He must have paid someone off. 70k to be a shit-town gym director? Riiiiight…

Where I grew up school was for chumps.

The village makes the villains.

jol, in Bastards. SHARE YOUR TECHNOLOGY

Germans literally never think about this unless when travelling abroad.

nova_ad_vitum,

Some people say this is why Hitler ordered operation Barbarossa. Not smart people , but people.

fox2263, in Choose carefully

I don’t know like. Have you ever slept next to a woman? They generate about a Dyson spheres suns worth of heat.

Tomato666,

This clearly a lie. Their feet temperature are close to absolute zero

Anticorp,

Depends on the woman. My wife puts out more heat than a nuclear reactor.

fox2263,

The duality of woman

DarkDiamondK,
@DarkDiamondK@lemmy.world avatar

Damn, you got that model, mine is just subzero temp freezer, but it balances out since Im practically a nuclear reactor of heat

fox2263,

It is useful in winter.

I’m normally cold except if I’ve had a late takeaway or a drink, then I turn in to a furnace 🤣

RememberTheApollo, in Bastards. SHARE YOUR TECHNOLOGY

Now put some screens in them.

Love those windows. Thought about trying to get some in the US and omg they are expensive here because they’re uncommon.

meowMix2525,

omg they are expensive here because they’re uncommon.

Encountered the same issue when I wanted double-layer track curtains. Almost ubiquitous in Germany, but unless you order custom, own the place, and can afford to have them installed, all you get in the US is a shitty aluminum rod that’s clunky to use and liable to fall out of the holder or get ripped off the wall…

JimmyBigSausage, in Presidential fitness test

I had to do it to Impress Pres. John F Kennedy.

GuyDudeman,
@GuyDudeman@lemmy.world avatar

My efforts were to impress Arnold Schwarzenegger and George H.W. Bush.

Loonesota, in Bastards. SHARE YOUR TECHNOLOGY

Have these in France too. I’d imagine most of Europe does at this point!

SomethingBurger,

Where? I’ve never seen these in the south.

itsnotits, in Can I interest you in a lunch and learn?

tell its* employees

idunnololz,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

It is*

stebo02, in Someone make glasses that do this please.
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Welt,

There’s still one advertising banner there that’s all spangled

stebo02,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

the flag?

lugal, in Bastards. SHARE YOUR TECHNOLOGY

You forgot the one where the window is fixated just in one lower corner and it looks so vulnerable and creepy at the same time

virku,

The first time that happened to me I freaked out thinking the window was falling out of its hinges.

volvoxvsmarla,

I still am freaking out every time it happens. What happens if you actually don’t scream and fight for your life by pressing against it and putting it back into a closed position immediately? What happens if you just let it happen and let go?

2xsaiko,
@2xsaiko@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

It holds on the one corner until you push it back in.

Source: did this way too often as a kid with our balcony door, accidentally and on purpose

sukhmel,

If you let it fall into this position from the original window position, like if you unlock it and wait for a wind gust, it may break the one remaining hinge off and fall flat. Not the best thing to experience, and replacing the window is not either

2xsaiko,
@2xsaiko@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Oh yeah I should have said, it’s certainly not something you should do a lot or keep it like that haha. They’re definitely not designed to be in that position.

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

Then, you reach Enlightenment.

Engywuck,

🤣

hemko,

Yeah and it’s even worse when this happens to a balcony door

Ozymati, in Mommy's Choice
@Ozymati@lemmy.nz avatar

The baby is white of course. Just like Jesus.

Custoslibera,

I’m sure that baby was Christian too. Just like Jesus.

rmuk,

And an American. Etc.

themeatbridge, (edited ) in Bastards. SHARE YOUR TECHNOLOGY

They are called “casement” windows, specifically turn/tilt operation, and they do exist in the USA. They are typically more expensive than vinyl double hung, and home builders tend to shy away from anything “different” that might scare away home buyers. That’s why you don’t see them very often.

But if you want them, you can buy them and have them installed. You can even get them in patio door sizes, but the larger the door, the heavier it is when it tilts.

It’s really common for people unfamiliar with the door function to lift the handle and think it’s locked, and then a strong breeze blows the door inward. Between the noise and seeing the door falling inward, it can be pretty scary.

Source: I worked in construction in the US with European builders who loved these things and couldn’t figure out why Americans didn’t.

zod000,

My expensive vinyl double hung windows in my previous house actually had a casement-like feature and I could easily remove either part. I loved those windows; I wish I could have taken them with me.

shalafi,

I have windows like this in America. But you need 3 hands to work them. I’d kill for a simple lever like that.

themeatbridge,

You should be able to tilt or turn from the handle. Is it too heavy to maneuver with one hand?

HenchmanNumber3, in Mommy's Choice

Apparently abortions are performed with all six infinity stones.

empireOfLove2,
@empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Gone, reduced to atoms

TransplantedSconie, (edited )

“I will shred this uterus down to its last atom and then, with the stones you’ve collected for me, create a new one teeming with life that knows not what it has lost but only what is has been given. A grateful uterus.” -Plan B wielding Thanos

SnipingNinja,

I don’t think a Plan B welded uterus sounds nice, just to clarify, it is the welded uterus that doesn’t sound nice at all, Plan B part is okay.

TransplantedSconie, (edited )

Lmao. Typing too fast and my fat fingers forgot the i.

SnipingNinja,

No issue, gave me an opportunity to joke around.

Son_of_dad,

I’m sorry little one

Lucidlethargy,

Lol, and after the baby is born, too.

mriormro,
@mriormro@lemmy.world avatar

Aborting half of the fetus: Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

cloud_punk,

Thanos did nothing wrong.

Imgonnatrythis, in Flight sim people are on another level

I’d say good chance this guy does have a plane.

Nastybutler,

I’d put money that he has at least a small plane. I work in the motorcycle industry and there’s a large overlap between pilots and motorcycle riders for some reason. Quite a few private pilots have pretty well set up flight sim rigs at home. Not to this extreme, but most have the basics for running MS Flight Simulator

nonailsleft,

So they can fly the planes they want

aesthelete,

I work in the motorcycle industry and there’s a large overlap between pilots and motorcycle riders for some reason.

I got a single neighbor who has two different cars, a bunch of e-scooters, and builds different e-bikes constantly in his garage. Some people are just enthusiastic about modes of transportation I think…

Imgonnatrythis,

“pilots and motorcycle riders for some reason”

The suicide drive is strong. Also, I blame top gun.

Edgarallenpwn,
@Edgarallenpwn@midwest.social avatar

The two people I know with a pilot license also love motorcycles and top gun. Also cocaine.

Imgonnatrythis,

TbF who doesn’t love cocaine and top gun?

BURN,

Pilots and sports car owners too. Tbh I think pilots just like to go fast, on the air or on the ground

maynarkh,

Doing a PPL and I’m already considering getting at least a scooter. Easy and fast transport to the bumfuck nowhere area of the airport we fly from, I need to go regularly but never take any pax.

It just works.

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