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ClaireDeLuna, in Personal space

One person benches

Chair. That’s a chair

NounsAndWords, in Personal space

Now do saunas

Agent641,

Coffin full of hot rocks

Sheeple, in poor Elf on the shelf 🤣😂
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

Kinky

ExaptationStation, (edited ) in poor Elf on the shelf 🤣😂

As a dad with a four, three, and two year old, I’m in full support of this.

I don’t remember elf on the shelf as a kid.

The whole concept is creepy and I’m comfortable teaching my kiddos to be good to impress Santa - whose existence is on par with spider-man, superman, etc. - so he’d WANT to give them presents, for being good humans.

But I fully admit i still don’t know what I’m doing 95% of the time as a parent…

EDIT: by “in full support of this” I mean abandoning the practice of elf on the shelf, not bounding and hooding said elf

AnarchistsForDemocracy, (edited )
@AnarchistsForDemocracy@lemmy.world avatar

“…the elf doll is an emissary sent by Santa Claus to observe children and report back on their behavior for judgment. The elf cannot be touched or the magic will be broken; it is a silent observer, a CCTV camera with pointy ears.” 😭

I assume no parrent knows what they are doing and by the time they do the kids are off to college 😂 🫣 🤔 🤗

afraid_of_zombies,

I actually like the elf. Me and the wife have fun moving it around. One point we set it up with a crossword puzzle book and a pencil, my six year old kept laughing.

Player2, in March of the Ent.

The Wizard must pay

Blamemeta, in Road Rage

More specifically, in the left lane. The right lane can do whatever it wants

Signtist,

Yeah, if you’re in the passing lane, and aren’t passing anyone, I’m pissed. I don’t care if you’re going 10 under or 50 over, the passing lane is exclusively for passing.

SnuggleSnail, in Personal space

This is intolerant against fat people! It is super uncomfortable when one butt cheek slaps over on each side!

pigup,

Thanks I came 👍

idiomaddict, in Personal space

Is there a hostile architecture community here?

Duranie,

In this case Finland actually takes care of their people and homelessness isn’t a problem there. They’re just really polite introverts who I might guess prefer sitting alone as opposed to on a bench close to others.

Source - my introverted niece met a Fin, fell in love, moved to Finland and is in absolute heaven. Her husband has visited the States a few times and is always overwhelmed with the casual social interactions with strangers in public.

keefshape,

I was born to the wrong culture, said in Canadian.

hungryphrog,

Finn here, we still have a ton of those stupid benches with a railing in the middle.

cashews_best_nut,

Who’s your favourite Flying Finn? Mika or Kimi?

hemko,

Matti Nykänen. The one actually flying Finn.

OneWomanCreamTeam,

Holy shit, can someone please get me to Finland?

Kolanaki, (edited ) in Personal space
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We have single person benches in my city not because people don’t want to sit next to each other, but so homeless people can’t sleep on them.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, in Road Rage
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

Anyone who’s driving slower is an idiot, and anyone driving faster is a maniac

idunnololz,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

And anyone who drives the same speed as you is weird.

Albbi,

Must be following you. Stay alert. Especially if they turn on their blinkers right after you do

problematicPanther,
@problematicPanther@lemmy.world avatar

That’s when you have to give em the slip

dejected_warp_core,

And anyone who drives the same speed as you is weird. is a cop.

Croquette,

Someone driving at the same speed as you is fine. The problem is when that person stay in your dead angle. It grinds my gears.

balderdash9,
HamsterRage,

Give credit to George Carlin for that one.

Nougat, in Road Rage
morrowind, in Personal space
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

“one person benches” you mean chairs?

surewhynotlem,

It’s clearly a one person bus without wheels

snooggums, (edited ) in Road Rage
@snooggums@kbin.social avatar

Even worse: when they drive faster than you, then slower, then faster again, then slower...

superduperenigma,

Even worse: when they drive slower than you but take it personally when you try to pass them and speed up only to slow down 30 seconds later.

768, (edited ) in Personal space

Apparently they’re being made by Sineu Graff from Denmark and this is somewhere in Helsinki, but I heard that those aren’t too common in Finland, so hold your horses, you isolationists ;)

Anticorp, in Personal space

Either those are 2 person benches, or y’all got some big asses over there.

Sotuanduso,

2 kids maybe. I’d say 1.5, which is just 1 because you don’t have half people.

Basil,

Ain’t no way I’m gonna comfortably share this chair with someone

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