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ChihuahuaOfDoom, in When it's taken that long, there's only one thing that can be done

This is why I like my bidet.

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

THANKS BIDET

AnonWyo,

This joke is a blast.

Like a bidet.

Fiivemacs, in DMZ has its moments

It’s easy to eliminate something that never has not will exist

Exusia, (edited )
@Exusia@lemmy.world avatar

He existed. He shot me in the face with a shotgun. It was the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals, maybe ever.

(I am referring to Jesus in dmz, continuing the meme as shown)

BoxerDevil,

There is a lot of evidence that he existed. But his divinity is in question

remotelove,
@remotelove@lemmy.ca avatar

I would also question his genetics. Asexual reproduction is a thing, but does that make him closer to being an insect or reptile?

BoxerDevil,

More like Mary was not a Virgin when she met Joe

remotelove,
@remotelove@lemmy.ca avatar

Don’t confuse me with facts.

6mementomori,

does one not realize it’s not funny nor cool to just barge in to assert your atheism where it just isn’t fitting like under a meme? great way to paint all the atheists in a bad light too!

balderdash9, in DMZ has its moments

Judas moment

ininewcrow, in In more ways than one... NSFW
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Is this to scale? Because if it is … that isn’t Neptune … that’s a Black Hole

burgersc12, in Shit job

sensible chuckle

Empricorn, in We should all be so lucky

They’re not holding hands. How good of friends can they be!?

davidgro, (edited ) in immature content

Blocked on lemmy.ml

(Probably)

PeterPoopshit, (edited )

Yep, posting something like this on lemmy.ml will get you banned for “trolling”. I tried to start a community similar to lemmy shitpost during that initial reddit flee and gave up after getting banned for trolling.

Pratai,

My .ml count was banned for 30 days for disagreeing with Hexbear trolls.

JustMy2c, in When it's taken that long, there's only one thing that can be done

1.poop 2.bidet

nonailsleft, (edited ) in Meme leftovers

I read pipe

NotSpez, in Please wear a mask

This picture perfectly illustrates why you should carry spare googly eyes in your pocket all the time

MonsiuerPatEBrown, (edited ) in Sisyphus

it isn’t endless.

we have 15 minute breaks every three hundred boulders.

fiat_lux,

You get breaks? I missed my impossibly-high boulder quota, and if I don't work through my break to catch up I'll get written up again.

2 more strikes and they tie me to a mountain to get my liver pecked out by an eagle.

TargaryenTKE, (edited ) in Shit job

Always upvote Danger 5

pleb_maximus, in immature content

PEEEEEEEEEENIS

Johanno,

PEEenis

Maultasche, in DMZ has its moments

Now we know how much that silver was worth.

moog, in When it's taken that long, there's only one thing that can be done

Metamucil time

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