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burntbutterbiscuits, in A+ Student

Calculus is next it has flow through a volume based on pipe in the shape of a circle it will blow your mind

burntbutterbiscuits,

Although I am fairly certain aliens have triangular pipes they just don’t need toilet paper

ReplicantBatty, in Shaping your own destiny

laughs in $.69 cents in my checking account

PixeIOrange, in nature do be like that

Maybe he should have stayed where he belongs.

sagrotan, in Shit job
@sagrotan@lemmy.world avatar

30 minutes? Amateur. I once spent a while shift on the shitter, read a whole book and the sound of velcro when I got up at last. Ah, good old times.

Oxnvat, in immature content
@Oxnvat@lemmy.world avatar

penis fortnite balls

XbSuper, in When it's taken that long, there's only one thing that can be done

That one thing should probably be “see a doctor”.

paddirn, in immature content
Fades, in nature do be like that

What an asshole.

SafCack, in Sisyphus
@SafCack@lemmy.world avatar

One must imagine Sisyphus happy.

boredtortoise,

Camus was wrong or fucking with us

hungryphrog, in Shit job

Boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
That’s why I always shit
On company time

moistclump, in Shit job

I thought it said taking a shit during my shit. I thought it was a meta mega shit, while at work.

SkyJuice, in Shit job

Rookie numbers

Swedneck, in Sisyphus
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

someone clearly hasn’t taken the gnomepill and refuses to admire the world’s inherent beauty

teft, in DMZ has its moments
@teft@startrek.website avatar

Call me Longinus because I’m getting that money.

canis_majoris, in DMZ has its moments
@canis_majoris@lemmy.ca avatar

Woah relax there Pontius.

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