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Scubus, in 2B or not 2B... that is the pencil

Duh duh do do

Duh duh do do

Duh duh duh duh duh duh

-agent 007-

RIP_Cheems, in Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make
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If I remember correctly, the odyssey lasted as long as the Trojan war.

RIP_Cheems, in Gen Z's down bad
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Does my generation actually do this?

possiblylinux127, in He's ready for anything

Respect, going to the range can be a family experience.

Not so sure about Germany round 3 though.

doingthestuff,

They’re still pretty authoritarian like always. Only now it’s You must be inclusive! At any cost!

rimjob_rainer,

Except they aren’t. They don’t even have something you could call an army anymore.

possiblylinux127,

I still see Germany as it was mid WWII

WaxedWookie,

A far-right fascist government engaging in a series of genocides and an aggressively expansionist war?

Might be time for a trip to the optometrist.

possiblylinux127,

Well to be fair Germany tends to show up in a lot of war movies and shows

Jumi,

What are you on about?

Thcdenton,

I doubt they’re nearly as nationalist or expansionist as they were back then. But I know fuckall about Germany.

WaxedWookie,

Those cultural Marxist woke moralists won’t even let me smoke crack, hang dong, and squeeze off a few RPGs at the range anymore. What’s the world coming to, man? It’s just clean, harmless fun - it’s not like that kind of thing ever did anyone any harm.

Thanks Obama.

MisterD, in He's ready for anything

Grandpa won’t need to go to Germany for round 3 with the NAZIs. They are right around the corner wearing MAGA hats.

michaelmrose,

Generous to presume that Grandpa isn’t one of them.

FlyingSquid,
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My father died a few months before the 2016 election, but he was a grandpa in his 80s and he practically died a socialist. He would have been one of the loudest anti-Trump voices you had ever heard had he been aware enough through his dementia to be politically active. I was able to tell him that a social democrat was running for president before the dementia got too far gone and I think he was able to take it in. I’m glad he didn’t get to find out that Bernie lost.

wildcardology,

Germany will go to the US to fight Nazism, sounds about right.

Something_Complex,

Biggest plot twisy

Cowbee,

Unfortunately not that big of a twist. It wasn’t until wartime that the US fully turned its back on the Nazis, they had an uncomfortably huge amount of support in America.

RememberTheApollo_, (edited )

Yep, was thinking he checks the box next to the ® on the ballot. Older,boomer generation, into guns pushes the odds strongly in that direction.

E: typo

Trainguyrom, (edited )

Hey look, ageism! Remember the participants in the flower power/hippy movements would be in their 80s right about now, and I’m going to go out on a limb and say most of them probably didn’t completely flip 180⁰ on their beliefs and become gun toting MAGA voters.

In other words, not old people fit your description

RememberTheApollo_,

what?

You call out ageism, then mention old hippies who don’t change their beliefs?

Dude, figure out what you mean.

Grass, in Gen Z's down bad

Any tl:dw/r? Can’t sound rn and word by word captions shouldn’t exist. I can read the whole sentence in the time between words popping up…

brbposting,

“I love New Year’s resolutions. This year I’m trying to walk 10,000 steps a day. Woo! When we’re all sharing those out loud and you said give up ketamine, it felt less like a resolution we share with our colleagues and more like something we’ve voiced to close friends and family.

I notice starting on Jan one and then going, it looks like indefinitely, you put two hour blocks every day from 11 to one for protecting your piece. Can you just share a little bit more with me about how these pertain to our work as a consulting firm?

As a friendly etiquette reminder, I know we’ve been out for the holidays for a bit, but addressing the client as BB and email or verbally, not gonna fly.

I know we have that kind of goal setting session and you said, I wanna be that b*****. It’s not a smart goal. Remember we talked about smart goals. So it’s hard for us to measure against.

When you send us all of those like 30 snap chats of the New Year’s party you attended screaming, give me a kiss to like multiple men and women. It felt like a window into your life that we as your colleagues shouldn’t be peering into.

When I pinged you, I was like, where are you? Are you joining? And you were like, it’s 730 a.m. I’m still recovering from the holidays. I got to stop back. I was like, huh? You know, I was like, huh?

We are here to support you and I as your boss, especially I wanna do that. One of your goals, however, it felt like a little more of a personal goal. It was, I need a boyfriend, I’m down bad. I totally, I totally get it. I being alone, especially the holidays, it sucks. That’s not really like a work goal.”

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Hesitated to do this but wanted to investigate available options.

Couldn’t find a service to do an MP4 URL to text but Converter.app handled it via local upload.

Unfortunately it’s not really funny anymore. Well I think it is but I have the creator’s mannerisms and timing in mind while reading. Hopefully you’re getting this notification when you can sound rn.

SirSamuel, in 2B or not 2B... that is the pencil

They don’t think it be like it is, but it do

Funkytom467, in C.B.T.
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possiblylinux127, (edited ) in 2B or not 2B... that is the pencil

I was not really for the Frank Sinatra part

Also where is the original batman soundtrack in this?

s_s, in Cheetos

I mean, if that’s your fetish, sure.

Mr_Fish, in Edge Creep

Only one of these two things has any use. Edge is really good at downloading Firefox. That’s about it.

Scubus, (edited ) in C.B.T.

Critical bussy theory?

Nah for real what’s cbt?

Edit: how to unlearn cbt?

ILikeBoobies,

Cognitive behaviour therapy

Chivera,

Cock and Ball torture

Oxnvat,
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From Wikipedia

pewgar_seemsimandroid,

the free encyclopedia

Oxnvat,
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at wikipedia.org

Floshie,

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harry_balzac,

I had just sat down on the toilet when I saw this. I can’t urinate because my penis is hiding.

anton,

New trans lifehack just droped.

Thcdenton,
jopepa,

Wish I hadn’t googled it, so I’ll spare you a similar fate. The T stands for Torture and I don’t think anyone needs to know the other letters.

quotheraven404, in C.B.T.
SlurpDaddySlushy, in That's cap

I actually did date the same girl Jr & Sr year that went to a different school. Had pics with her and everything. Still nobody believed me.

Sheeple,
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No one actually uses the “She goes to another school” thing as a was to lie. It’s just stupid kids that accuse anyone who has a partner that isn’t conveniently at the same school lmao

Jax,

Uh no, back in high school one of my acquantainces held a lie for something like 3 years that he had a girlfriend named x that went to y school. My friends and I ended up seeing the yearbooks for that school. We couldn’t find a single person at the school with his girlfriends name. He tried to say that her real name was actually w, and I kind of just stopped talking to him afterwards. Never learned how that played out with people closer to him.

It’s a real thing people lie about.

MightyGalhupo, in C.B.T.

What is cbt in psychology?

Kusimulkku,

Cock and ball torture

MightyGalhupo,

I asked regarding psychology, I already knew what it meant in the context of bdsm

Kusimulkku,

I was trying to joke that it meant the same thing. Didn’t notice that this is a week old thread so the joke might be less appreciated hah

MightyGalhupo,

No, it’s fine

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