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21Cabbage, (edited ) in My smoke alarms give me a similar look

Your oven has a clean cycle for a reason, turns that and all the other disgusting shit you’ve probably been splattering all over the inside into much easier to deal with ash. Don’t worry about starting a fire in there either, the inside of the oven is supposed to get hot.

Edit: I should clarify what I mean by "don’t worry about starting a fire in there. Of all the places in your house, save for a fireplace if you have one, the oven is by far the best place for a fire to be. So if a fire does start in your oven during the clean cycle it’s fine, hell go watch it because it’s the closest thing you get to a fireplace in apartment life.

Bondrewd,

How do you turn on the clean cycle on my 30 year old Gorenje gasoven?

Cenzorrll,

Set it to hot as fuck for an hour

21Cabbage,

Oven clean cycles are generally hot as fuck for multiple hours.

kometes,
@kometes@lemmy.world avatar

Ash and smoke

21Cabbage,

It’s not that bad, even when it’s as bad as it can get it’s not that bad.

Kusimulkku, (edited )

Your oven has a clean cycle for a reason

My oven has a clean cycle??

21Cabbage,

Probably and you should use it about once a month assuming you’re in the United States, I genuinely have no idea how far that feature has spread.

Kusimulkku,

It was a joke. My oven definitely doesn’t have any such features. I’m not in the US and the stove is at least over 20 years old

chatokun,

Yeah, that don’t worry about a fire mindset cost me over $4k and the ability to rent apartments for like 5 years. The story is a bit more nuanced than that, but a fire broke out behind my oven while it was left on for a while.

theodewere, in It's like a trance
@theodewere@kbin.social avatar

just sitting for a while and letting your mind relax is a massively under appreciated activity

Agent641,

Its better if its planned, structured, and doesmt interfere with our regular scheduled broadcast though.

rimjob_rainer, in The devil's in the House of the Rising Sun

So Luffy plays the fiddle now?

EatYouWell, in It's like a trance

It’s called disassociating.

isVeryLoud,

I do that a lot, is it that bad?

CluckN,

No it’s extremely healthy

ButtholeSpiders,

If you’re serious, then I’m crazy healthy!

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Some people snort ketamine to get there

LaChaleurDeLaNuit,

🙋‍♂️

girl,

If it causes difficulties/stress in your life, it might be worth looking into. For me it turned out to be a symptom of CPTSD, which was a surprise

isVeryLoud,

I have CPTSD, ADHD and Autism. Could be any of the above!

kakes,

Same.

I’ve been realizing lately that it might be from ADHD - along with many other symptoms. Hoping to get diagnosed next year, and hopefully I won’t waste quite so much time just quietly stressing out.

MrMamiya,

Are you time blind? I am. It’s very frustrating. I can lose 5 minutes between putting socks on like it’s nothing.

watson387,
@watson387@sopuli.xyz avatar

Same. ADHD?

MrMamiya, (edited )

Yes, medicated. Since committing to medication I’ve really pulled it together. I went off meds for a while in my late 20s and good lord did I set myself back. Getting ready in the morning is still a wild ride, but if I do everything as similarly as possible it helps.

Edit: sorry to say the medication does not fix my time blindness. I am an aggressive user of my work calendar and phone reminders.

kakes,

Yeah, routine seems to help a lot, I find. Everything between those routines though is like a Bermuda Triangle of hours passing without a trace.

watson387,
@watson387@sopuli.xyz avatar

Me too, also medicated, although I wasn’t diagnosed until later in life. I think the time blindness was already permanently ingrained. Lol

kakes,

1000% I am, and I agree it’s super frustrating.

EatYouWell,

Only if it negatively impacts your life.

Most symptoms of the “milder” mental disorders (depression, anxiety, adhd, etc.) are things that everyone experiences at some point in their lives.

It’s the degree of experience, frequency, and impact that differentiate the two. Also, when those symptoms don’t have an environmental/situational/logical cause.

For example, being too anxious to go out with friends, or compulsively checking that the stove is off even though you know damn well it hasn’t been turned on in a month. Also, being sad because your pet died isn’t a mental disorder like clinical depression.

The line between the two is definitely fuzzy, but psychology is a super complex topic.

ook_the_librarian,
@ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world avatar

Only if it negatively impacts your life.

This is also, generally speaking, the line between, say, having obsessive compulsions and having OCD. So if anyone is looking for a way express “haha, I’m totally ocd” without sounding dismissive of people with a serious disorder, just say “sometimes I have obsessive compulsions”. That would imply it’s nothing serious.

Same for PTSD. It’s ok to experience post-traumatic stress after something “rather banal”, like I don’t know, seeing a stranger break their leg. And calling post-traumatic stress is fine. Just don’t say “that baby on the airplane gave me ptsd.” That’s quite dismissive.

Anyone that needs help, go get it. Don’t let that your problem feels banal be an impediment. If something is impacting your life negatively, tune it up.

girl,
Cylusthevirus,
@Cylusthevirus@kbin.social avatar

Oh no.

bleistift2,

Did you mean Dissociating?

EatYouWell,

Yup, I did.

Pons_Aelius,

Or it could also be meditation.

Prunebutt, in My brain will forever be broken in this way

We’ve passed the "Marty McFly came to this year date for existential dread and it was hilarious. Can’t wait for the year when we’re as far from the release of Austin Powers as the movie was from the wild 60s.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Oh man, that’s going to be a weird milestone.

Maybe then we need a movie about a 90s spy trying to adjust to the late 2020s/early 2030s.

Prunebutt,

My guess this would be too depressing. Imahine going back to a world before 9/11, 2008, Trump, all that late-stage-capitalism and internet-fascists.

Not telling you about the good old times, it’s just: It’s been fucked up, y’all.

alekwithak,

You know, I would watch an Austin Powers 4 where he is thawed out in the present, is caught up with current affairs, and then can’t cope. He just spends the rest of the movie depressed. Maybe he even kills himself. It wouldn’t be funny but I would watch it.

YonkoBuggy,

Legendary nickname.

state_electrician,

The first movie came out in 1997 and was set 30 years after he was frozen in 1967. So your scenario would be true in 4 years.

Prunebutt,

Thanks for checking wikipedia when I was too lazy to do so. ;)

CryptidBestiary, in It's like a trance

If I could freeze time, I would honestly use it to just have as much time to do nothing as I wanted without missing out on real time events. I wouldn’t even use it for anything else

SidewaysHighways,

Finally sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

NumbersCanBeFun,
@NumbersCanBeFun@kbin.social avatar

I just want to exist for awhile. No demands, no stress, no desire for food or water, no life or death. Just exist for awhile in my own little universe devoid of time.

I’m sure it doesn’t work that way and I’d get bored of it eventually but I wonder what it would be like to have that level of freedom, if only for a few moments.

SidewaysHighways,

Yes! Gimme my metamorphosis of prime intellect personal empty Janet void that I can control. Is that too much to ask? Gosh!

Slagathor, in Roughing it

That’s how Tom Haverford goes camping.

candyman337, in My brain will forever be broken in this way

How could you fucking do this

Kalothar,

And for extra pain we are closer to 2050 than 1990

illi,

That can’t be true…

Kase,

Aw hell no

HawlSera, in It's not fair

The feminist Revolution came and told women that they didn’t have to be constrained to feminine roles. That they were allowed to Define themselves based on their own merits and desires, not just those of society and her husband.

The masculinist revolution… never happened at all and I just made it up…

Socially speaking, women have it easier than men

YeeterPan,
Sheeple, (edited )
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah lmao women have it harder than men.

Some people need to get off Twitter and realise that in the real world, women are still treated like second class citizen

HawlSera,

I’m a woman genius

edgemaster72, in Population of USA in units of Canada
@edgemaster72@lemmy.world avatar

Slaps US-Canada border

This bad boy can fit so many fucking Canadas in it

We’ve got: New England Canada, North Atlantic Canada, Mid Atlantic Canada, Florida Canada, Gulf Coast Canada, Rust Belt Canada, Midwest Canada, Southern Canada, California Canada, and All The Rest Canada.

KingJalopy,
@KingJalopy@lemm.ee avatar

Plus we can technically fit more in the super north Canada and Island Canada

zalgotext, in Roughing it

It’s literally Pete’s camper from A Goofy Movie

intensely_human, in They don't know

Meh, not much of a fan of Pac Man. But Racer Chaser, that’s my jam!

intensely_human, in The devil's in the House of the Rising Sun

There’s a spoof of this song and the only line I remember from it still cracks me up:

Resin flew from his fingertips as he fired up his bowl

GratefullyGodless, in Roughing it
@GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world avatar

Somewhere a camper company executive is seeing this monstrosity and creaming their jeans.

DanglingFury, in Population of USA in units of Canada

I didn’t realize so many people lived up in the northeast

candyman337,

Yes, the majority of the population in the US is in the northeast, that’s why people hate the electoral college system. It gives a significant amount of power to a majority voting minority. A better way to represent a minority would be a ranked choice system.

Nougat,

Electoral college vs ranked choice voting is a false dichotomy. You can do one, the other, both, or neither.

The way to eliminating the electoral college, since it is enshrined in the constitution, is either a constitutional amendment changing to a popular vote method (highly unlikely), or the National Popular Vote Interstate Compact.

avogadro,

And both ways involve the states that benefit from the disproportionate power choosing to give it up.

candyman337,

Yeah I didn’t say it was ever gonna happen unfortunately, I’m just saying it SHOULD happen

Infynis,
@Infynis@midwest.social avatar

I didn’t realize so few people lived in the Northwest. I thought Seattle was bigger than that

ares35,
@ares35@kbin.social avatar

that yellow space has pretty much all the empty space all the way into minnesota. it's all big rocks, missile silos, and prairie dogs.

Ranvier, (edited )

It’s big, not huge, but there’s not a lot of other big cities out west. In terms of metro area population, it falls right in between Detroit and Minneapolis.

Kowowow,

Well when you are settling east to west some people don’t like taking super long dangerous trips

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