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AgentGrimstone, in It's almost like a zombie movie for them

After seeing It Follows, the idea of a slow predator that never stops is quite terrifying. I would never be at peace again.

Patches,

Alternatively after seeing IT Follows - I am not whoring it up enough. That’s the only way to stay safe.

Kit,

Do you recommend this movie? I could use a good horror flick for the weekend

Murais,

It’s an allegory for STDs.

ilikemoney,

Yes. I enjoyed it.

debil,

It was watchable, maybe 3 out of 5. The premise of the film kind of stays with you after watching, so I’d say overall, it hit above the average.

Kit,

I watched it last night and it was OK. Glad I watched it but probably won’t watch it again.

AgentGrimstone,

The premise is good so if you’re looking for something different, sure. Overall tho, it’s decent, nothing amazing.

weker01,

I watched it on Halloween. It was so boring and predictable. It was also slow and pretentious which some people seem to like that is even I admit for a horror movie it had good cinematography but it felt pretentious non the less.

intensely_human,

Commas!

Agent641,

Was there any firm consensus on what happens if the follower catches them?

CurlyMoustache,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

Death

funktion,

We’re the Terminators of the animal kingdom. We’re slow and deliberate, able to stalk our prey for days or weeks at a time, and can often come back from injuries that would be a death sentence for other animals.

KISSmyOS,

*sips beer
*BURP

Speak for yourself!

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

But really, what makes us so superior is communication and cooperation.

intensely_human,

I like to think it’s my extra strong servos that can crush steel

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

When you communicate with the extra strong servos that can crush steel to crush the steel you would want crushed, of course.

aoidenpa, in They don't know

I thought it was Program And Control MAN.

EatYouWell, in It's not fair

I stand by my belief that society got gendered clothing wrong. Anatomically speaking, men are better suited for skirts and women pants.

DragonTypeWyvern, (edited )

Scotland tried, but the damn English wouldn’t let things be

Obi,
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They still put on the kilt for special occasions like weddings and such.

EatYouWell,

Kilts are making a comeback, though. I’m currently shopping for a kilt to wear hiking/backpacking.

HawlSera,

Right? As a transgender woman who has had the surgery, let me tell you pants are fucking amazing now.

user1234, in They don't know

I heard that’s the same reason that they kept the title Karate Kid for the remake in which he learned Kung-Fu instead of Karate. It would have been too easy to put a C in the middle of Kung-Fu Kid.

Rootiest, in They don't know
@Rootiest@lemmy.world avatar

Well this confirms it:

Pac-Man FUCKS

Wrench, in i hate it

And “news” sites that intentionally delay the relevant images/videos to load after their ads and related stories, so users scrolling around for the only relevant content in the entire “article” see all the ads first.

CosmicTurtle,

Yahoo news is notorious for this. It’s like an ad after every paragraph and every paragraph is just one sentence.

Kolanaki, in This is what I mean when I say I am on diet
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Fitness 4th taco in my mouth

Exusia,
@Exusia@lemmy.world avatar

Goddamn it! I came here to make this joke!

Daft_ish, in A little perspective

Oh, so instead of arguing politics I should have…???

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Visited a glory hole.

devfuuu, in Planning ahead

I’m in this picture and crying.

The_Picard_Maneuver, (edited )
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Did you know sleep deprivation is associated with emotional disregulation?

can,

shut up ;_;

DoctorWhookah, in Rust Lord squad for life

Are we bringing back the Shaggy memes now?

Exusia,
@Exusia@lemmy.world avatar

Shiiit I wouldnt argue!

edgemaster72,
@edgemaster72@lemmy.world avatar

Not even 10% of them

Krauerking,

Hell yeah! Bringing back Shaggy memes!

DoctorWhookah,

Oh yea, I’m all for it!

Fal, in i hate it
@Fal@yiffit.net avatar

I’ve also noticed some sites displaying totally unrelated videos above their news articles. Extremely weird

kandoh,

Google got in trouble recently for running ads on these videos. Advertisers would pay for a YouTube ad and it would only run on these random videos in the corner of the screen on click bait websites.

Bunnylux, in You'll have to be quicker than that
@Bunnylux@lemmy.world avatar

Entire body rolls to the ground, dark souls style. You are behind the doctor and you have the hammer. It’s a critical hit.

dvlsg,
@dvlsg@lemmy.world avatar

Nah, just blast him when he starts to swing. Easy visceral!

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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The doctor didn’t plan for i-frames

tigeruppercut,

The Doctor in Voyager is holding one of the reflex hammer thingies in the 5th season ep Latent Images. Nice to know reflex checking tech didn’t advance in 400 years.

Somewhereunknown7351, in They don't know
@Somewhereunknown7351@kbin.social avatar

Fat - man

Magister, (edited ) in My brain will forever be broken in this way
@Magister@lemmy.world avatar

I can confirm, I am born in 1970 and I am 33 years old (even if I always say 29 to everybody, every year is my 29yo again)

shalafi,

'71 here. OLD PERSON!

Makeitstop, in It's not fair

Guys, do yourself a favor and get a kilt. You will never want to go back. I stopped wearing pants years ago.

Cethin,

I really want to wear kilts, but decent ones are really expensive and I don’t want to spend that money on something I might not like (or more specifically I might not like bad attention from, because I do sadly care about that).

EatYouWell,

I live in rural Texas, and no one has said a word about my kilt so far. Not even any weird looks.

medvedev, (edited )

Unironically, kilt was actually originally worn by man. (Outside of england ofc)

EatYouWell,

Kilts are specifically men’s clothing, so I’m not sure what you’re talking about.

prole,

Yeah, no shit?

Kusimulkku,

I feel like I’d get too cold with one

EatYouWell,

Yeah, society got it wrong when it made men wear pants and women skirts. Just from an anatomical perspective.

LetterboxPancake,

Give us kilt novices tips! Where to start, where to buy, what to buy, shave? Commando? High socks?

EatYouWell,

Remember, go up 2-4 inches from your pants size when buying a kilt. So, if you wear a size 32 pants, get a size 36 kilt. Their waist measurements are actually your waist measurement.

Also, the patterns have specific meanings. No one in the US is going to care, but if you go to Scotland someone may address you by the last name the pattern represents (they’re like family crests). There are generic patterns out there, though.

Makeitstop,

You can find relatively cheap ones online. Damn near kilt em is one I can vouch for as a good first kilt. Or stillwater kilts for something cheap and more traditional looking.

The number one thing to know when buying is that you need to actually measure yourself. Pants lie, kiltmakers generally don’t.

If you want something a little nicer, there are plenty of businesses that make kilts to measure. My last few came from alpha kilts, but I think they quit. Alt.kilt does crazy custom stuff. Utilikilt is probably the most famous one, though I’ve never actually tried theirs.

There’s whole communities online for this stuff. I used to get reviews and find new stores on xmarksthescot.

If you get a contemporary kilt, meaning pockets and modern style, you just need a belt. If you go traditional tartan you probably need a sporran or some other kind of bag or pouch since they don’t have pockets. Traditional kilts also typically use a kilt pin to add weight to the front apron to keep it from blowing around too easily.

Tall socks are good formal wear or cold weather. I am a very casual guy and an arctic creature, so I usually just wear closed toe sandals. But if you live in a cold place and need to stay warm, a full size “9 yard” kilt will do the trick, it creates a pocket of warm air, and the legs being together gives it a mitten effect.

You can go commando (aka going regimental, because in highland regiments underwear is considered out of uniform), but I don’t recommend it. For one thing, you don’t know fear until you’ve been caught in a gust of 50 mph wind while walking past a school playground on a day that you decided to save time by forgoing underwear, and now you are desperately holding down all sides of a lightweight kilt and trying not to end up on sex offender registry. But on a much more mundane level, it’s also just a lot easier to keep your kilt clean when it isn’t directly touching your junk or your crack. I wear briefs but I go up a couple sizes, so that the elastic still holds them up but they hang off me when I’m standing, which feels like I’m wearing nothing at all.

Of course, if anyone asks what’s worn under the kilt, you have lots of options:

  • Nothing’s worn, it’s all in excellent condition.
  • If you want to find out it will cost you dinner and a movie first.
  • Shoes
  • On a good day, lipstick
LetterboxPancake,

I joked before, but your excellent answer made me seriously consider buying a kilt. I need to find out how the supply situation is here in Germany. Or I’ll ask the seamstress that made my ex wife’s wedding dress, she’s working for the theater in my city as well. Maybe she’d like a challenge.

Thank you 💖

EatYouWell, (edited )

Amazon sells good quality ones. I just got one through their “try then buy” program.

Or, use Amazon to find good brands and buy directly from them.

KoalaUnknown,

Nah get a mini skirt and thigh highs to assert dominance over the other girls.

EmoBean,

I wish I could wear miniskirts, my balls hang too low when it’s hot.

ColonelSanders,

Hawt

superduperenigma,

If I just lookup some Rust programming tutorials will the mini skirts and thigh highs come naturally?

EatYouWell,

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shalafi,

I got a couple and usually don’t like 'em. Outside in the heat is great though!

Cethin,

Ironically, their Scottish where it’s cold. A wool kilt would probably solve your issues for the cold.

EatYouWell,

You’d need some knee high socks to go with it, though.

hungryphrog,

Fuck pants, tunics and kilts rule.

Jesse,

What are fuck pants? If they rule as much as kilts and tunics I want some.

EatYouWell,

They have a permanently open fly.

LetterboxPancake,

Remember those Adidas pants you could open on the sides? We called those “Schnellfickerhosen” (Quick/Fast fucker pants) in Germany.

ArmokGoB,

Chaps

Fish,

I already wear a jock strap. How much more comfortable can I get?

EatYouWell,

Way more comfortable.

Also, thongs are the solution to swamp-ass. Get some good wool ones and you’ll never look back.

Perhapsjustsniffit,

I wear a kilt every single day. I love them. I don’t even own pants anymore. I’m almost 50 and my "give a fuck what other people think"is used up.

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