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DataDisrupter, in 2B or not 2B... that is the pencil

The Pink Panther one is missing one “Todo”. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

Ross_audio,

Actually it’s right.

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The bass and the tune are separate although you might be hearing them together.

funkless_eck,
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Vrtrx, (edited ) in He's ready for anything

Well, Fascism is on the rise in Germany (and pretty much everywhere else)… Makes me incredibly sad and frustrated to see what’s currently happening

DandomRude,
@DandomRude@lemmy.world avatar

It’s as if people have learned absolutely nothing from the past; not even the Germans. It’s enough to make you cry.

pinkdrunkenelephants,

There is a set of grievances and motivations the bigots have that are not being addressed.

And no one has come up with an effective counter strategy to the fascist manipulation playbook yet.

DandomRude,
@DandomRude@lemmy.world avatar

Yes, that’s the thing. I find it terribly frustrating that the same old playbook still works with all its pamphlet-like explanations, its false accusations and its pretended messiah logic: “It’s the foreigners’ fault that you can’t find job; a strong leader will stand up for you and save us all if you just follow him unconditionally” and so on and so forth. It simply boggles my mind how people can still believe that - in Germany, with its terrible Nazi past, just as much as in America, where an obviously criminal billionaire pretends to care about those left behind and dissatisfied. It’s almost as if people want to be exploited and instrumentalized against their own interests. I don’t get it.

pinkdrunkenelephants,

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Having hung around them before, I think it’s because what tyrants actually promise them is the right to be openly hateful without consequence. See, they believe drivel about how people different from them are the cause of their problems long before fascism shows up; they were always bigots and likely always will be. The fascists simply mirror their thoughts, speech and behaviors openly, making the followers feel safe to express shit they already believed.

It’s not the fascist leaders that are responsible, it’s the people for thinking the way that they do.

DandomRude,
@DandomRude@lemmy.world avatar

That’s probably the way it is. Unfortunately, this explanation doesn’t give you much hope in humanity when so many people seem to think this way.

pinkdrunkenelephants,

Allow me to pontificate upon the subject…

If someone is bigoted like that, the only way to solve the problem is to remove either them or the victim from the society. That would require either destroying or exiling one group or for one group to willingly put enough distance between themselves and their enemies such that conflict is impossible and the separation is maintained by default, but it’s the only way for a progressive society to enforce its values.

Of course, there are ideologues and charlatans who don’t want that to happen so they exploit the weaker and more insecure party – the progressives – by telling them it’s immoral to do anything to resolve the problem, usually under the grounds that it would require force to do it, which is not actually true, and therefore convince progressives to suffer under the thumb of a group who are basically their abusers.

It’s like an abusive relationship. The only way the abuse stops is if the abuser is killed or the victim runs away for good. Arrest and conviction of an abuser never actually stops abuse; it only exacerbates it as the abuser is much better at manipulating other people than their victims and thus turns third parties against the victims, completely subjugating them. So the victim is left with two options: either kill the abuser and face the wrath of the community, or run away and spend their lives looking over their shoulder knowing their abuser and the third parties will hurt them again at any time, stripped of participation in the community they had a right to.

And like the abuse victim, the progressives are faced with this choice: either warfare with the conservatives, or be forced to flee and start over… somewhere. Europe and South America maybe. And if the progressives run away and cede that territory, the conservatives will have unfettered control over nuclear weapons, meaning there’s nowhere to hide.

I don’t think the progressives are capable of winning a civil war once the fascists take power at the end of the year, though. That’s what bothers me. This is going to spiral downward into a bilateral genocide; it’s the logical conclusion of the chain of events that have transpired since the end of the last civil war. People are too afraid to even advocate for war because of decades of ideologues and corporations exploiting nonviolence to propagandize everyone else into submission.

So tl;dr there doesn’t seem to be any positive outcome possible. I really, REALLY don’t like the way things are turning. Progressives need to nut up and reject the brainwashing they were subjected to all their lives, and start training and preparing for a fight, as in today, but shills and trolls might make it impossible for them to do so. Running away might not work because nukes are things. Then again, warfare might not either because nukes are things. And submission will only lead to slavery and death.

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What was that Chinese curse put on people, back in the day? “May you live in interesting times…”

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hydrospanner,

Exactly

I don’t think any of them really even think Trump will even actually help them, let alone any idea that he cares about them.

The only thing that matters to them is that Trump has normalized open expressions of hate, racism, bigotry, xenophobia, and misogyny…and wrapped it up in a shrink wrap of jingoism, making it as simple as possible for anyone and everyone to get on board with it.

That’s bad enough, but he also bundles fascism as well as the graft that follows trump like a shadow with the package.

Basically he’s weaponized the fear of the unknown to built himself a cult. I would venture to guess that less than half of his supporters would have any clear, concrete, positive (that is, as opposed to the negative “he’d undo this” or “he won’t do that”) response when asked what, specifically, they think Trump will do that will help the country as a whole or them specifically.

And that’s because the thing they want from him they’ve already gotten, and they just want him to keep it up: telling them the most comforting message of all: it’s okay.

“It’s okay you don’t have a nice house or a good job or can’t afford healthcare or can’t put enough good food on the table. It’s okay your family is all fucked up. It’s okay that costs are going up, the rich are getting richer while the poor get poorer.

And it’s okay because it’s not your fault. You’re not responsible for this. It’s bigger than you can control or even affect. So you don’t even have to try. I’m not going to make it better (and in fact I’ll do my best to make it much worse), but that’s okay too because I’m not going to ask you to shoulder any of the blame for any of this!

No, not your fault and I’m not asking you to do anything. Whose fault is it? Why it’s the Democrats and the Mexicans and the Muslims and the women and the liberals and the immigrants and the colleges and the “urban populations” (hint: you can identify them by their skin tone!) and the “woke radical left” and China and Europe and pretty much anyone else that doesn’t look, act, and sound exactly like you. That’s whose fault it is.

And since it’s not your fault and you can’t do anything about it, I give you permission to hate them for it. And I’ll do and say all the horrible, vile, shit that I want you to think and say. And because I did it first, that means it’s okay to just go ahead and say what you’ve been thinking for years. If we all say it together, it’ll become normal.”

Basically he tells them they’re victims, and that he feels sorry for them, and that they should feel sorry for themselves too, and that because they’re the victims here, they’re allowed to do and say whatever they want and it’s okay.

itscozydownhere, in I guess it's the pretty colors?
@itscozydownhere@lemmy.world avatar

I tried to download Chromium but it’s a mess. No way a regular user will be able to download and install it. The will to do it will fade pretty quickly

averyfalken,

I go to the software center, search chromuim, click install. Its that easy for Linux mint users

ILikeBoobies,

It’s that easy on Windows as well, depending on the package manager you prefer the commands are

Winget (native)

winget install -e --id Hibbiki.Chromium

Chocolatey (third party)

choco install chromium-stable

renzev,

Winget is awesome! It’s nice to see Microsoft finally focusing on adding basic quality-of-life features to their OS. First there was Windows Terminal, then proper bash support with WSL, and now package management with Winget! To be fair, it’s not 100% there yet. Tried installing ffmpeg with winget recently, and it took like three times longer than apt-get would have. But hey, better than downloading EXE’s from some random website. Really excited for what they’ll add next. Who knows, maybe Windows will finally be a viable desktop OS some day!

ILikeBoobies,

I prefer my pacman being able to cd to a directory and install there rather than winget’s “-location direct path” but yeah Linux is faster and better for tech illiterate people like myself

renzev,

Linux is faster and better for tech illiterate people like myself

For real tho, I could never come up with a good reason why I choose Linux over windows. But recently I tried Windows 11, and that finally made me understand. What are sticky keys? Why are you telling me the exchange rate of EUR to USD right now? Why do I need to put . in front of my username when signing in? Why can’t you just tell me that you want TPM and UEFI boot enabled instead of cryptically saying that my hardware is incompatible even though it is? There’s just too much crap going on for a dumb fuck like me to understand. I would like one boring linux desktop experience that hasn’t changed since 2003 please.

Dehydrated,

Firefox is better anyways

itscozydownhere,
@itscozydownhere@lemmy.world avatar

I’m happy with Safari but yeah Firefox is my other choice

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Firefox doesn’t fucking work with my daughter’s online school. This is a national school that multiple states are adopting as a state online school (meaning it is a public school and we don’t have to pay tuition) and we have to use Chrome because I can’t get it to work in Firefox and I hate Edge. Even worse, a bunch of materials from the school either don’t mention which browser to use or specifically say you can use either Firefox or Chrome. I spent like half an hour trying to figure out why it wasn’t working. I did updates, resets, anything I could think of, until my wife texted me and said maybe it has to be in Chrome. And yep, that worked.

Of course, the school is run by Pearson, and they’re evil, so they probably have a deal with Google anyway.

Dehydrated,

Damn, that sucks. I have always been keeping my school/university stuff in a separate browser, so maybe your daughter can use something like Ungoogled Chromium for school and Firefox for everything else.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I’ll look into it eventually, but we had to do this at the last minute because we had to get school started and she gets annoyed when I try to do anything on the notebook while she’s around.

Carlo,

Ugh, Pearson’s the worst. Have you tried a user agent switcher? I seem to recall that working when I last had to deal with their crap.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t know anything about that. Can you point me to a guide?

Carlo,

You can get browser extensions that change your user agent string, which websites use to fingerprint you. So you’re just spoofing a different browser/OS. I use this one.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Thanks so much! I will check it out.

pipes,
@pipes@sh.itjust.works avatar

Flatpak (and flathub.org) has been a lifesaver for this, I use Ungoogled Chromium. Of course only for the few broken shitty websites that I’m forced to use

PP_BOY_, (edited ) in Until we meet again!
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

Uh yeah? I’m not just gonna walk to the sink with my dick out

ThePantser,
@ThePantser@lemmy.world avatar

No? How else do you wash it after peeing?

Altofaltception,

Dip it while you flush.

Lionel,

Brand new sentence right there

MeatsOfRage, in Until we meet again!

…yea? They’re not gonna zip themselves

tpihkal,

Why wouldn’t you just have your bathroom attendant do it?

warbond,

I have no idea where that bathroom attendant has been, which is why I always use a manservant to tuck me back in and zip me up. It’s the only way to be sure.

Infraggable, in Until we meet again!

Don’t forget that belt that never gets washed!

saltesc, in Until we meet again!

Depending on the public restrooms, I tend to wash my hands before touching things downstairs. I shower and I launder; I don’t use my junk to touch everything through the day like I do my hands. As far as I’m concerned, downstairs is one of the cleanest parts of my body and I like to keep it that way, so washing hands after the fact is a near redundant action for my personal hygiene and a social courtesy for others’.

pearsaltchocolatebar,

It’s clean until you fart.

Jerb322, in Until we meet again!
@Jerb322@lemmy.world avatar

Imagine a adult coming out of the stall , with their pants around their knees, like a six year old. “Sorry, got to wash my hands first…”

Cowbee, in He's ready for anything

Based antifascist grandpa

HootinNHollerin, in Inspiration

The Europeans that went to America were the ones doing that though

criitz,

Yeah they were still Europeans when they names them. This should be the Obama award meme

lugal,

They were. The American identity came later. Until the war of independence, settlers identified with the European countries of their heritage

Che_Donkey,
@Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml avatar

…still do

lugal,

I don’t live in America but I think most would consider themselves Americans. They are proud of the flag and the constitution and stuff. In the 1600s, you wouldn’t have figured a white person when someone said “American”. The whites were Brits or Germans or French, but not American. The natives were Americans.

WarmSoda,

In america we refer to our families by their heritage. Italian American. Irish American. Etc.

Che_Donkey,
@Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml avatar

this statement sums it up nicely. Anecdotally, when I lived in Buenos Aires, every single person was "second generation " Italian…lol

WarmSoda,

Lol yeah I’ve seen that before.

lugal,

Italian American. Irish American. Etc.

My point exactly. They aren’t Italians who happen to live in America but Americans with Italian heritage. And I’m not talking about first or second generation but like “white” people in general. The concept of whiteness exists since they started to be Americans.

WarmSoda,

I’m not really sure what you’re saying. There were no white people before the USA?

lugal,

No, but white people didn’t identify as Americans before that. Neither did they think of themselves as white but as Brits or what ever.

The concept of whiteness only makes sense when it’s in contrast to other, non-white groups. “We are Brits and the Germans aren’t” morphed into “We and the Germans are white and the natives and slaves aren’t”. Hope that makes sense.

criitz, (edited )

Americans consider themselves Americans, but especially in the early days of the melting pot, cultural identity, and specifically that heritage was important. That’s why Americans are always saying they are Irish or Italian or whatever. The actual people from those countries laugh or get defensive about Americans who have never left the US claiming that heritage, but there’s a reason behind it.

acockworkorange,

It’s weird. Someone once told me her husband was German after I mentioned I lived there for a while. So I asked where they’re from, maybe I knew. “From Mississippi…”

kemsat,

They still are. Note how the USA helps Ukraine, primarily white country, but not so much countries that are primarily brown people.

Blackmist,

They don’t help Ukraine because white.

They help Ukraine because fuck Russia.

See also Afghanistan (70s and 80s edition, not the remake)

kersploosh, (edited )
@kersploosh@sh.itjust.works avatar

A lot of the time they didn’t even bother appending “New.” We have way too many Berlins, Manchesters, Lebanons, etc.

Our native-inspired place names are the superior place names, anyway.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_place_names_of_Native_American_origin_in_the_United_States

Assman,
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kersploosh,
@kersploosh@sh.itjust.works avatar

Thanks for that! What a good idea for a road trip.

Assman,
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hOrni, in Until we meet again!

Yeah. That’s because I didn’t wash my hands last time I was touching my zipper. And why would a zipper need to be clean anyways?

ech, in Until we meet again!
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