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samus12345, in Inspiration
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No New Shitterton, though. :(

son_named_bort, in 2B or not 2B... that is the pencil

Scooby Doo can doo doo but Jimmy Carter is smarter

hakunawazo, in My Ex loves to swat

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/5899a794-b422-408f-a7b2-c0241ab23941.jpeg

flicker, in My Ex loves to swat

Jesus this should be on antiquememeroadshow. I think I first saw it on 4chan in like 2009.

AnUnusualRelic,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

What? 2009 is antique now? It’s just been… oh wow, that long huh?

iheartneopets,

It is very crispy

graymess,

Still highly relevant.

jaschen,

unfortunately, still relevant

son_named_bort, in Inspiration

And then there’s the Amish, who gave their towns names like Intercourse and Bird in Hand.

Spyker,

Let us not forget Blue Ball, Virginville, Balls Mills, and Climax.

platypus_plumba,

I think they’re trying to send a message.

Honytawk,

Well, what else can they do in the evening?

leraje,
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That’s a pub name in the UK.

Bird In Hand, that is. Intercourse is what happens in the pub toilets.

Soku,

Just googled quickly out of interest. There’s 14 pubs called Bird in Hand within 30 miles from my location, plus 2 restaurants and one bus stop with the same name.

leraje,
@leraje@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

A bus stop? Is it right outside the local?

Soku,

There’s a pub 0.3 miles from the bus stop. I suppose better than to name the stop “Nisa local” or “shopnumber5”.

RightHandOfIkaros, in Skeletor loves you and wants you to live

I am honestly surprised one hasn’t happened within the last 10 years already.

pinkdrunkenelephants, (edited )

Well, we have 11 months prep-time for this one, so we should use it wisely

  1. Get a passport if you don’t have one already
  2. Get in shape – you are either going to be running or engaging in combat so be sure you’re physically fit enough to do it
  3. Get a gun if you don’t have one and learn how to use it properly
  4. Build an emergency fund – even if it’s just a couple hundred dollars, that’s enough for a bus ticket to a safe state or out of the country entirely
  5. Have an exit plan with your loved ones and make sure you have somewhere to go
RightHandOfIkaros,

I can’t tell if this is a meme or if you’re being serious.

pinkdrunkenelephants,

Yes

Sheeple,
@Sheeple@lemmy.world avatar

Tbh all of these are reasonable even if there is no threat of collapse like that kind of stuff is just basic shit you do in your life

Ilovethebomb,

The chances of there being wide scale unrest after the election are pretty high actually. I think they have a point.

Anticorp,

I already moved to the mountains. I’ll just keep truckin along like I already do. Ain’t nobody coming up here.

possiblylinux127,

Honesty your time is better spent doing other things. You are way more likely to die in a car than you are from the collapse of society.

possiblylinux127,

I was until I though about how much work that would be. I think people would much rather yell at there television.

UnrepententProcrastinator, in 2B or not 2B... that is the pencil

Du hast mich or Du hasst mich

  • Rammstein
Gruntyfish, in My Ex loves to swat

The funniest part is that there actually is a dog hand signal for swat teams

Spacehooks, in My Ex loves to swat

I read this in Hoot voice and it just made it better. Really in brand for him.

PopShark, in My Ex loves to swat

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/e5a5fac1-7fee-450b-bce0-0198389be619.jpeg

EvokerKing,

Was gonna say it’s atf not swat, the meme is wrong, thanks.

LinkOpensChest_wav, in Ooh, maybe I'll try a new font size

My favorite mobile game is “Accessibility”

Kusimulkku,

I’ve drunkenly managed to turn on it reading out my key presses and some other weird accessibility setting. For the life of me couldn’t turn it off, we had three people all super drunk trying to figure out how to stop my phone from yelling numbers and letters. It was fun until I managed to get my phone locked with too many failed attempts.

LinkOpensChest_wav,

That is hilarious!

I’ve actually played around in the settings after someone pointed out the magnifier that’s hidden in there, which has been a blessing for reading those evil sites that use code to disable the “force pinch to zoom” accessibility feature in my browser. (I have impaired vision.) There are definitely some settings in accessibility that are way beyond my needs though lol

HansSlonzok, in 2B or not 2B... that is the pencil

2B OR NOT 2B = FF

LemmySoloHer, (edited ) in Ooh, maybe I'll try a new font size
@LemmySoloHer@lemmy.world avatar

Best games when you’re in this situation:

1. The CharacterMap game

2. The Calculator game

_Sprite, in My Ex loves to swat
@_Sprite@lemmy.world avatar

ifunny.co

ornery_chemist, in Inspiration

But obviously pronounced wrong.

New Prague, MN, for example (/nu pɹeɪg/)

Exslash,

I literally just used new prague as an example to my fiance over Christmas, about how we are super unoriginal in naming places in this country. Also hello fellow Minnesotan.

TimewornTraveler,

Praha

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