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Nomecks, in Why would I need backlit keys anyway?

Y’all got any more of those 2008 HP office desktop keyboards?

LemmyKnowsBest, in Me after Christmas dinner

It’s January 16th. Are we currently occupying a space in time after Christmas dinner? or before Christmas dinner?

VikingHippie,

Yes.

LemmyKnowsBest,

Schrodinger’s obesity

Oha, in Shut that door - we're not cooling the whole neighborhood

Wouldnt that make it hotter?

UltraMagnus0001,

NO! My father said multiple times about the AC and the fridge, WHAT ARE YOU DOIN’ TRYIN’ TO FRIDGERATE THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD? So NO! 😁

xePBMg9,

Yes. But uneducated dads says no.

AbsoluteChicagoDog, in We did it?

Global pandemic is redundant

MindlessZ,

Pandemics aren’t inherently global, just widespread

DragonTypeWyvern, (edited )

It has varying definitions, but not quite.

Definitions can range anywhere from “Effects a whole country” to “has spread to several large regions” to “threatens to affect the entire globe” but as a general rule the definitions shy away from saying global because then people will quibble about, like, Greenland not being effected because those bastards shut down the ports again.

So you could, for example, have a pandemic that spread through Europe and Asia but the swift and decisive actions of competent executives prevented the spread to the Americas.

TheBlue22, in I swear I'm not filthy

Here comes my boot sorry

Bondrewd, in Embarrassing all those chumps just buying lightbulbs

I legit thought this meme was about buying one of these.

wreckedcarzz,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

That’s the best part, they don’t even charge you for them! You can just take them!

MedicPigBabySaver, in Don't be a dick

Fuck that. You know how funny it is to watch cars dodge the cart I leave right in the middle of the lane? Good giggle.

MelastSB, in Me after Christmas dinner

“The body is round.”

akincisor, in Shut that door - we're not cooling the whole neighborhood
dudinax,

This time, it’s different.

cazsiel, in Don't be a dick

Used to wrangle carts and I didn’t mind the carts that weren’t returned to the corral that much, but I did greatly prefer it when they were at least hiked up onto a planter curb so they don’t roll away.

tjsauce,

Yes! If I feel I’m too far from the cart return, I will at least put it somewhere safe. The whole point of cart return is to keep the lot clear for cars, assuming there are enough carts to go around

son_named_bort, in Embarrassing all those chumps just buying lightbulbs

How else are you going to show everyone you have wood?

EvilEyedPanda, in Breaking News

Steven Seagal is; A Putin Puppet

Assman, in Embarrassing all those chumps just buying lightbulbs
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’m loading this bad boy up with all of the cutest plants

variants, in Embarrassing all those chumps just buying lightbulbs

Are these not kick scooters

KrokanteBamischijf, in Don't be a dick

“Weee-wooo weee-wooo weee-wooo… Sir, I’ve noticed that you’ve missed the cart return. That’s okay, it’s kinda hard to find. See, the cart goes over there.”

cue incoming verbal violence.

For anyone missing the reference: CartNarcsAbsolute treasure trove of comedy gold featuring entitled shitty people.

Thcdenton,

He’s such a polite non threatening nerd too. Goober’s gonna get shot one of these days.

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