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tacosanonymous, in "Get out of my room, Helen!"

I’m that friend. I got beat regardless so, I thought I’d at least earn a few.

FlyingSquid, in Personal space
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I can see the appeal of this in some ways, but I hope there are also two-person benches in the same area because when I’m, for example, out with my daughter and we both want to sit down for a minute, it’s nice not to have to yell to talk to each other.

uis,
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Or spread your arms if you are alone

ExaptationStation, (edited ) in poor Elf on the shelf 🤣😂

As a dad with a four, three, and two year old, I’m in full support of this.

I don’t remember elf on the shelf as a kid.

The whole concept is creepy and I’m comfortable teaching my kiddos to be good to impress Santa - whose existence is on par with spider-man, superman, etc. - so he’d WANT to give them presents, for being good humans.

But I fully admit i still don’t know what I’m doing 95% of the time as a parent…

EDIT: by “in full support of this” I mean abandoning the practice of elf on the shelf, not bounding and hooding said elf

AnarchistsForDemocracy, (edited )
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“…the elf doll is an emissary sent by Santa Claus to observe children and report back on their behavior for judgment. The elf cannot be touched or the magic will be broken; it is a silent observer, a CCTV camera with pointy ears.” 😭

I assume no parrent knows what they are doing and by the time they do the kids are off to college 😂 🫣 🤔 🤗

afraid_of_zombies,

I actually like the elf. Me and the wife have fun moving it around. One point we set it up with a crossword puzzle book and a pencil, my six year old kept laughing.

snooggums, (edited ) in Road Rage
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Even worse: when they drive faster than you, then slower, then faster again, then slower...

superduperenigma,

Even worse: when they drive slower than you but take it personally when you try to pass them and speed up only to slow down 30 seconds later.

AgentGrimstone, in Upholders of the social contract

Lookin at you, smokers who throw their butts out the car window. Put those in your pocket!

ikidd,
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Back when there were film canisters, I would use those. Then I smartened the fuck up and quit smoking.

ReiRose,

I kept a 1/4 filled water bottle in my car for butts. The reason I started this is because an old mad shouted at me at the lights.

I accidentally consumed that water once. Shortly afterwards I quit smoking.

AgentGrimstone,

🤮 Yeah that oughta do it

Aggravationstation,

I’ve always put rubbish in my pocket and kept it until I can find a bin after seeing a Sesame street segment about it as a young kid.

But when I smoked I did sometimes drop my butts on the ground. Normally I would keep hold of them if I was near a public bin as most of them have ashtrays in the top I could dispose of them in.

Coincidentally I’ve noticed that l, at least locally to me, the council have replaced those bins with ones with no ashtrays which has definitely increased the number of butts on the ground. Wonder if having them is seen as encouraging smoking.

But sometimes if I wasn’t near a public bin I’d drop my cig, stub it out and leave it on the ground. I used to smoke hand rolled cigarettes with no filter, just tobacco and paper. I justified it to myself saying it would biodegrade but it still can’t have been good for the environment.

pineapplelover, in Slavery: still a thing

Fucking love key and peele

Dmian, in Upholders of the social contract
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I do that. This post makes me feel depressed.

JoShmoe,

Its okay, because one day the weight of society will unexpectedly crush you without warning. So no suffering whatsoever.

Dmian,
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Such a relief! :P

GrammatonCleric, in Upholders of the social contract
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Literally the entire population of Japan 😂

Sabre363, in I need it

I would visit every corner of the world trying to find all the loot and collectables

Radicalized, in *Crickets*

My problem is that when I log in and have 10+ notifications I think “oh no what did I say” and then never check them.

Lemminary,

Sometimes I’m relieved I didn’t get replies to the stupid shit I said lol

jballs,
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Haha I always think “oh shit, what did I say this time?”

I always check them though. Most of the time they’re good.

balderdash9,
jbk,

Yeah me too. I can always feel my heart beating faster when I see the messages tab not being empty

kool_newt,

Oh man me too, especially because I’m always in a political mood when I wake up and then I have to defend my shit later on.

chicken,

Wish they would add a disable-inbox-replies for specific comments feature like reddit has

badbytes, in Are you trying to STEAL entertainment??

You wouldn’t steal a car, would you?

Enzy,

Yes.

Yes I would.

D_C,

You wouldn’t steal a baby.
You wouldn’t shoot a policeman, and then steal his helmet.
You wouldn’t go to the toilet in his helmet.
And then send it to the policeman’s grieving widow…

jubilationtcornpone,

And then steal it again!

vaultdweller013,

And shoot the widow!

Engywuck, in Are you trying to STEAL entertainment??

And here I am, completely ignoring YT and reading blogs, instead.

LetterboxPancake,

Last week I’ve been laughed at for having written a travel blog a decade ago. Fuck you, blogs are hip again! You’re the boomer!

I don’t mean you, you’re probably cool. I mean my colleague who laughed at me.

RQG,
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I’m more and more moving to podcasts and blogs as well.

logir,

Which kind of blogs?

Engywuck,

I mean, it depends. Tutorials, for instance, when I need some info on something to fix, either physically or informatically (e.g., hosting and network stuff). Video format is utterly time expensive for this kind of stuff. I avoid it like the plague. For entertainment, I have a couple of subscriptions a la Netflix. I’m not interested at all in watching/listening “content creators”.

Matriks404, in Japan is living in the future that the 1990s dreamed of.

There’s nothing wrong with having/paying by cash though.

systemglitch,

Any timeline without cash is not healthy.

propaganja,

Also they’ve been paying for stuff with their phones for years and years—on exactly what basis are they a cash society (though there’s nothing wrong with that)?

Krauerking,

Yeah actually i think a steady flow of physical currency moving hands is a great thing. And with the large amount of cheap shops and vending machines they move cash around plenty.

But also i once bought groceries while waiting for a train in japan that involved selecting everything through an app paying ahead digitally and picking it up at a special location right outside the station.

Yeah like its literally the future we dream of complete with respect and re-use of goods that still work with a massive second hand market.

propaganja,

Japan is such an anomaly. They are certain ways that don’t exist anywhere else, that would be impossible anywhere else. If Japan didn’t exist, I wouldn’t have believed it could.

Krauerking,

Yeah well you live on a small island that doesnt have much physical resources and has weird wildlife like murder lizards and glow in the dark jellyfish washing up on your beaches and see how your civilization turns out. LoL

randon31415, in Early bird

Revenge Bedtime Procrastination! Why would I go to sleep early, giving up time that I enjoy (after school) to more fully experience and function during time I don’t enjoy (during school)?

AstridWipenaugh, in People who do know

Oh step brother! I’m so glad you’re home! I got stuck in the coffee maker… can you help me?

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