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HEXN3T, in Where is spork?
@HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Comically large spoon

ininewcrow, in And thus my subtitle requirement was born
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

I have tinnitus and I have a hard time hearing low volume audio … so yes subtitles are a requirement now.

The funny part to that is if I decide to watch some dumb action flick … I set the sound for the explosions and I really don’t care if I can hear the dialogue because I know it will be stupid

Rai,

I’m here to preach Loudness Equalization. If you’re watching on Windows, enable it for SURE.

(I’m also a tinnitus boi)

wintermutehal, in And thus my subtitle requirement was born

Every damn time! As someone who is not a video editor or sound engineer, isn’t it pretty easy to equalize all the sound?

criticon,

They are EQ for 5.1 and the voice goes into the center channel. In a proper system the center channel is bigger than the satellites so you get clear dialog, but if you try to output 5.1 into two channels everything is squeezed together

Kecessa, (edited )

Even with a 5.1.2 setup new movies and series sound equalization sucks

Anyolduser,

It is and they used to.

There’s something called dynamic range, which is essentially the difference between the loudest and quietest sounds. With a low dynamic range explosions and whispers are just as loud as each other.

There has been a recent trend for filmmakers to want a high dynamic range. This makes explosions, car crashes, and gunshots feel extra impactful. The problem is that that means other things become more quiet by comparison. Those “other things” include dialogue.

This leads to people not in a movie theatre or with a home audio setup that costs more than my car not being able to hear a goddamned word.

I fucking hate modern movies.

daltotron,

I learned something today! yaaaay!

Sotuanduso,

But the ✨art✨!

aniki,

Generic MCU Movie

Sylvartas,

How recent is that trend ? Because I definitely agree that modern movies’ mixing usually sucks ass for a non-theater setup, but I recently watched some 70’s James bond movie and it was actually much worse than what I’m used to. Like, if I setup the TV volume so the gunshots/explosion and the musics didn’t blow up my eardrums, dialogues were basically unintelligible 80% of the time

VieuxQueb,
@VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca avatar

Not only the eight audio equipment, I want to be able to watch something and not wake up the neighbors up/downstairs!

LavaPlanet,

I know Christopher Nolan is the worst for it, for a few reasons, apparently the IMAX cameras cause it, too. So, however long they’ve been around

Perfide,

This. They really need to start including both low dynamic range AND high dynamic range audio options in home/streaming releases of movies, and TV should exclusively be LDR if they can’t simulcast the the different audio signals.

HDR audio sounds amazing and is totally worth it when you have the right audio equipment, so it shouldn’t stop existing entirely, but it’s bullshit that people that don’t have that equipment get an even worse experience than LDR as a result.

Holyhandgrenade,
@Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world avatar

They already give you the option of choosing between stereo or 5.1, I don’t see why a low dynamic audio mix would be any different on the technical side.
Then again, a new mix would cost more money.

Rai,

On Windows, right click the sound icon, go into sound options, playback, double click on your default playback device, and go to the Enhancements tab.

LOUDNESS EQUALIZATION

is fucking awesome and more people should be aware of it. It’s baked into Windows 10!

Mr_Blott, (edited )

Does that work if using VLC?

Edit - For W10, right click the sound icon and choose Open Sound Settings

Under Choose Your Output Device, click Device Properties

On the right side of the screen, click Additional Device Properties

You’ll find the enhancements tab there

Honytawk,

If you are running that VLC on Windows, yes!

It is a setting on the sound device, which VLC uses.

Rai, (edited )

Indeed! Like the other poster says, it’s ALL THE SOUNDS.

Turn it off for games and music*, but I turn it on for EVERYTHING else. It makes things bearable to watch! IT’S MAGIC

Very_Bad_Janet, in They could be anywhere

One of my High School teachers told me that when someone asked him for directions and he didn't know the way he'd just make something up because it made the person so happy and he liked how they smiled at him, all trusting.

What does it say that he was a teacher. Also: What does it say about me that he was my favorite teacher?

someguy3,

Means you learnt a lot of BS from him.

Stupidmanager, in Let do this

back in the 90s I worked for a pc tech shop and my buddy in a different office location would often quick draw customers and reactions, then fax them to me. It was a game, telling a story, all via fax. gah, I loved the 90s… today these same drawings would be on the front page for 1 day and then forgotten until some bot reposts them. But in the 90’s, we could tell adventure stories in 3 block panels to others via fax.

pseudo, in About to get drafted
@pseudo@jlai.lu avatar

Wait? What??
But…How?Who?

Steamymoomilk, in About to get drafted

“Oooo come here my favrite grandson i need help talking to my cosin of facebook” *opensphone6 pop upsOne number that keeps calling from “life lock” *

Please let your grandparents know about scams.

chemicalwonka, in They don't understand. We built these machines so that we can work more.
@chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

capitalism, my comrade.

Kusimulkku,

Tbh sounds like an improvement compared to their slave system

AaronMaria,

It is but it still sucks.

Sprokes, in I've been robbed!

Imagine buying 14TB and find out that it is 12TB instead.

cryostars,

I’ve always known the advertised space is larger than the actual space, but it was never quite the shock as it was when I recently bought an 18TB external drive with ~16 TB usable.

psud,

It was so during the age of floppy discs. Our computers use TiB, marketers use TB to sell storage

Phrodo_00,

The biggest problem is that Windows still calls TiB and friends with si prefixes (so 1TiB shows as 1TB). MS has done this since DOS (but at least back then MiB didn’t exist. They could’ve used base 10 though).

psud,

TiB (and the related) didn’t get named until recently, and I think only Linux uses those abbreviations — and not universally — windows still says kB, mB etc, while using the binary equivalents

wischi,

“recently”, they are the standard for almost 25 years now.

Strawberry,

18 “TB” with ~16 TiB usable 😞 they scammed us so hard they renamed TB and GB

neonred,

A 14 TB medium is always 14 TB, which is close to 12 TiB. Minus metadata of the filesystem and granularity of a allocation sector.

Crack0n7uesday, in Where is spork?

Forgot the curse spoon, it’s all bent up with a candle underneath to liquify your drugs for intravenous use.

SouravSatvaya, in I wish sleep wasn't so appealing now.
@SouravSatvaya@lemmy.world avatar

Then the Gamer spirit must have died.

Gormadt, in I wish sleep wasn't so appealing now.
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

For me it’s less the attention span thing and more the lack of time

There’s a million things I gave to worry about all pulling me in every direction at the same time

Plus now that my ADHD is actually being addressed it’s way easier to find time for things

son_named_bort, in I wish sleep wasn't so appealing now.

No wonder Homer couldn’t beat Bart at video boxing.

ByteWizard, (edited ) in They don't understand. We built these machines so that we can work more.

Just sounds like you don’t understand how to use technology. Fig-stealing whores have the Greeks beat.

Olhonestjim,

Hasn’t it been like 30 seconds since we checked that fig tree?

Xttweaponttx, in Icon design

I actually love the Firefox emblem… 🤷‍♂️

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