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MargotRobbie, in You can choose normal, fancy, or wildcard.
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve done so many accents at this point I don’t even know what my real accent is anymore, but people always think I’m actually from New York or New Jersey until I start talking.

Zoboomafoo, (edited ) in Maybe gods just aren't creative
@Zoboomafoo@lemmy.world avatar

Feeble Cursed One

Tarquinn2049, (edited ) in Maybe gods just aren't creative

Most of the cases I can think of where that is overused, the entity stating it is indeed intended to be the impersonation of one single aspect of an identity. And indeed not particularly creative due to not having access to any other facet of personality. “Foolish” often comes across as a projection. The entity can’t fathom the thought process leading the mortal to their conclusions, and since not being able to figure out what someone is thinking could have two distinct causes… they go with the one that would imply they are superior, rather than inferior.

positiveWHAT, in Also likes food!

The triple in my area is travel, training and wine. I get depressed by how few seems interesting.

applebusch,

What are they training for, their sommelier world tour?

positiveWHAT,

Just in case: training is mainly exercise in my language.

stoy, in Simpler times

Was anyone elses garden hose hooked up to a lake instead of the normal water?

Mine was, there was no treatment plant for it, only a simple filter to filter out the larger stuff.

I remember ruining soo many water guns by using the garden hose to refill them, there would allways be some debris stuck in the muzzle after a few days.

Didn’t stop me from drinking it though!

Damage,

Ours was attached to a deep well, no filter at all. We drank that stuff all the time, the water was always nice and cold

stoy,

There is a bit of a difference between a normal small lake and a well…

BTW if you are going hiking in the north or inland of Sweden, you don’t need a lot of water, there are so many clean springs in the ground that you will allways have drinking water.

Stalinwolf, (edited ) in ATBGE?
@Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca avatar

If ya drink 'n wanna drive, drive the watermelon caaaarrrrrrrr… 🍉🎶

moistclump, in The night everyone has been waiting for

Excellent. Thank you.

ChaoticNeutralCzech, in Bottle of that good stuff

Oh yes, good old g/floz

misophist,

grs. is grains, not grams. 1 grain is about 1/15 gram, or 65mg.

TheRealLinga, in You'll have to be quicker than that

I’m totally dodging next time they try to hammer me!

Hexarei, in Was it not ripe enough or something?
@Hexarei@programming.dev avatar

Me want bite!

dis_honestfamiliar, in Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but it's not happening

Yes :‘( I thought degree and projects is all you need. I laughed at those lazy group members, but the joke is on me as some of them now have a job in CS and I don’t (they had an IT job or relative in the industry) Here I’m going on 2 years and I’m still waiting for employers to line up. Or even just one one unsolicited which isn’t spam. :’(

pruwybn, in Was it not ripe enough or something?
@pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Corndogs for the pickin’

MxM111, in Stop or gas it?
@MxM111@kbin.social avatar

Floor it.

257m, in Now you're memeing with portals

Plot twist: He is looking at himself.

NounsAndWords, in You can even leave your doors unlocked and let your guard down.

You can even leave your doors unlocked and let your guard down.

Even for a minute?

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Haha, I genuinely started to put that in the title, but I thought people wouldn’t get it

SnipingNinja,

What’s the reference?

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

It’s just a quick joke in Futurama. Someone says they’re safe to let their guard down, even for a minute (second?)!

As a play on the common saying about not letting your guard down, even for a minute.

SnipingNinja,

Aah, didn’t really watch all the seasons, plan to do it sometime in the future

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