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pewgar_seemsimandroid, in Is your life on track?

there’s an track just an dangerous one

Sigh_Bafanada, in Blub blub

Ah shit, that’s one subreddit I miss: Speed of Lobsters. Tons of great memes like this

graymess, in Hands down
phorq, in Become unreachable

I’m the weird one who puts my phone on loud when I sleep. If anyone is actually calling me and not being marked as spam, it is probably a work or family emergency. Otherwise I just expect a message.

Akinzekeel,

Usually if you use Do not Disturb and the same number calls you twice within 15 mins then it will still ring

Mango, in Hands down

Meet me outside punk ass! You can’t fuck with green!

ILikeBoobies, in Hands down
ThrowawayPermanente, in Hands down

Also, the Tau from 40k

Cruxifux, in There's a difference

And then there’s horse beans. If you don’t know, google it! For funzies!

creditCrazy, in There's a difference
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

As a Vermonter that’s been told that we have a lot of British influences I’m surprised beens are not common in our diet. Like the only times I’ve ever had the chance to eat beens is when their mashed up for the 2 times I’ve had tacos. Tbh I didn’t even know the Brits even had beens. Granted I’m presuming they are common over there due to the context of this meme.

Noite_Etion, in There's a difference
@Noite_Etion@lemmy.world avatar

Rod looking high af in that photo

Johanno, in It's just like calling someone's printer from your landline.

Ah I see you work in a bureau of the German government where fax machines are still the standard of communication. Emails get printed out and faxed over.

Annoyed_Crabby, in Billy The Kid

Down The Stair 💀

cheeseburger, in Billy The Kid
@cheeseburger@lemmy.ca avatar

What a coincidence, I was watching Family Matters last night and Carl tells the same joke. It’s in season 1, episode 19 “In a Jam”, starting at around 11m10s. Terrible joke, lol.

Now you know.

Donjuanme, in California in a nutshell

I know a secret spot in the green of that map (not in the top half) where houses are less than 500k. But your children will kill themselves (driving) trying to get away from it (literally at least once a year while I was growing up), because it’s so damn boring.

Since I left I’ve heard it’s only gotten worse. The definition of agriculture/commuter town. It didn’t have to be that way but an explosion in the 80s on the other side of the country destroyed it’s hopes for prosperity.

PapaStevesy, in Billy The Kid

Cedric the Entertainer

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