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Sway_Chameleon, in Gamers in a nutshell
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There is only but so much time that can be allocated to fun, sleep only serves to rob you of that precious time.

iMastari, in It's just like calling someone's printer from your landline.

I know how to program a VCR.

HurlingDurling, in It's just like calling someone's printer from your landline.

I have all Transformers G1 episodes recorded on betamax

Alter_Id, in Peanuts in a nutshell
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Still posting beans, are we?

ivanafterall, in It's just like calling someone's printer from your landline.
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My spine doctor said I have the spine of an old man. ;)

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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You had her at “My spine doctor”

umbraroze,
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Reminds me of another old joke: "My doctor said I have the lungs of a little old lady. The upside is that I know that little old ladies never die."

768, in Peanuts in a nutshell

Not my proudest nut

Patches, in Oh what fun it is to ride

Dear Santeria for the dyslexic Cubans out there 🐔

possiblylinux127, in Free money

Its only good if you are the bottom employee flipping burgers. The people who actually run the company have a heart attack

Sprokes, (edited )

Employees flipping burgers, wouldn’t they be sent home without pay? I am asking for the US.

possiblylinux127,

It depends

Mr_Blott, in The joys of parenthood

Do tell. What’s Classic flavour?

TheTetrapod,

Just salt and potato.

Mr_Blott,

Interesting. We call them “ready salted” because when they were invented, they used to come unsalted, but with a little salt cellar to accompany them

blanketswithsmallpox, in Free money

Then there’s the people having to figure out how to restore the power and Internet…

ivanafterall,
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Sure would be a shame if it took them a little while to figure it out and they needed a break to think it over...

remotelove, in “Stop or I’ll Say Stop Again!” Yells Mom Known for Empty Threats
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I think it’s probably the start of this story.

NABDad, in 👁️👁️

If I lifted a rock and saw that (either the original or the edited version) staring back at me, I’d be smashing that rock down as hard as I could.

Hazrod, in This is great. You should try it.

Blue cheese barely have any taste, get you game up

sanya, in This meme is so accurate to me that I **TRULY** cannot remember if I made it or not.

You could throw the banana at the sun youtu.be/2fstQVNFlXc

SiegeRhino, in Me first

that spin gravity would be pushing everyone down into the windscreens of their space shuttles

this_1_is_mine,

Docking would be nigh impossible.

Pons_Aelius, (edited )

I think they are designed as escape pods and placed there during construction.

The docking is done at the centre ring, so zero g.

The size is probably to small for 1g on the outer ring as the differential G between you head and feet would be too large, so this is likely moon or mars G (1/6 or 1/3).

Still, a graphic mock up that looks nice does not mean this will ever actually be made.

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