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gmtom, in WEAKNESS OF THE FLESH

Are you a man or a woman?

I’m a cyborg.

What gender are you?

Revenge.

What’s in your pants?

Memes.

psmgx,

What gender are you?

NANOMACHINES, SON

Pharmacokinetics,
@Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world avatar

Come on Jack! Give Femboys a chance!

Noodle07, in You can choose normal, fancy, or wildcard.

Haha you’ll never take my French accent away!

wkk,

By trying to get rid of it I accidentally took the German accent, not sure how that works

Noodle07,

Eh I’m not even trying, I try to articulate more but it’s hard, also everyone tells me it’s great so 🤷

moody, in Bottle of that good stuff

How much antimony is too much antimony?

killeronthecorner,
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

The top tax rate

dream_weasel,

It sure is.

uphillbothways,
@uphillbothways@kbin.social avatar

More importantly though, how much is enough?

AstridWipenaugh, (edited ) in Every goddamn time I'm trying to make something for my DnD game

If jpg and png were good enough for dialup, they’re good enough for gigabit.

unoriginalsin,

You clearly don’t recall watching jpegs load on dialup internet. It could literally take minutes to load a decent sized image on 14.4 modems.

AstridWipenaugh,

I remember. Finished halfway through kathy_ireland_nude_boobs.jpeg

Burninator05,

At least you got the right one. I accidently got kathy_ireland_nude_boobs.jpeg.bat. It was not the happy day I hoped it would be.

LucidLethargy,

Tell that to Google’s SEO ratings. A website using jpeg’s is not going to do well.

Perfide, in This is for (almost) all of you

Ew, no.

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Join us

balderdash9, in Two Party System. Why.

https://lemmy.zip/pictrs/image/55eeb18a-8fff-435e-90ae-3d757a028682.webp

TWeaK, in the girl you like

The things men make women do to have pockets.

Poggervania, in Malicious compliance
@Poggervania@kbin.social avatar

Alternatively

Computer says to press any key

I press my car keys

mfw nothing happens

GCostanzaStepOnMe, (edited ) in Their barbarism knows no limits
@GCostanzaStepOnMe@feddit.de avatar

Did they ever finish Overgrowth?

dustyData,

It came out in 2017. They later made Receiver and Receiver 2 which are perhaps the best gun handling games in history.

ininewcrow, (edited ) in Dating sucks
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Dating? … this basically describes the entire internet at this point

We exited the information age about ten years ago and went straight into the instant monetization age, where nothing matters and all we’re trying to do with one another is make another dollar.

kamen, in I've unfortunately made this mistake at Costco of all places.

They should have like regret baskets midway through the store.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

“Yes, could you please point me toward the baskets of shame?”

Kase,

sigh “You again? Picard, you come here every week. When will you out ever learn? Here, let me help you with that. Right this way,”

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

I will go where one has gone…many times before.

afraid_of_zombies,

Which is why you see empty carts at Home Depot in aisles. It isn’t an accident.

motor_spirit,

If they had a dom on staff to slut shame us a bit when we get the regret basket, that would be amazing! 🤤

kamen,

Whatever floats your boat!

DoYouNot, in High performance

Not to ruin the joke or anything, but 100% there is Mexican food in Japan.

EatYouWell,

Also, if Mexican food gives you that many problems, you should probably see a doctor or quit eating Mexican food.

Or buy some Chipotle Away

rattking, in I've unfortunately made this mistake at Costco of all places.
@rattking@lemmy.ml avatar

Also me after refusing to pay the mandatory $0.05 disposable bag fee in my city.

LUHG_HANI,
@LUHG_HANI@lemmy.world avatar

It’s now either 15p or some stores only do canvas style 45p bags now. Get ready America. I wish we just had the paper bags back.

uis,
@uis@lemmy.world avatar

Oooor you can just bring bag with you into shop.

rattking, (edited )
@rattking@lemmy.ml avatar

I’ll get right on that whole ‘getting my shit together’ thing ;)

dudinax,

Me dropping a $3 bottle of kombucha in the parking lot after cleverly avoiding the bag tax.

cm0002, (edited )

You can go through self checkout and lie at the “How many bags did you use” lol

Patches,

Wait… That’s illegal

jaybone,

You wouldn’t download a bag.

rattking,
@rattking@lemmy.ml avatar

Anybody got a link to that grocerybag.stl?

bronzle,

At my grocery store it asks you, “How many bags would you like to purchase?”

Patches,

And you say 0 because that is always the amount you desire to purchase.

If it was regular check out I might have to purchase them but I certainly would not LIKE to do so.

Baku,

The grocery stores in my country make you scan a barcode on the bag every time. “Luckily” they pay their staff minimum wage and treat them like crap, so you can usually start bagging your stuff and most of the time nobody cares (not that I’d know from experience or anything)

Jiggle_Physics, in Those markings really were unnecessary

There is always that one dude who walks into a bathroom, sees a row of 20 urinals with only one person using them, and goes to the one right next to him. That guy also has a tendency to turn his head to look at you and try to strike up a conversation.

Gigan,
@Gigan@lemmy.world avatar

The bathroom at my work has 3 urinals. There’s a guy that picks the middle one every time.

Gnugit,

Gotta assert that dominance.

Gigan,
@Gigan@lemmy.world avatar

I see it as chaotic evil

aubertlone,

Isn’t it just closer to chaotic neutral?

What’s evil about being in the middle of the urinal stalls?

Nothing I prefer to do that, just saying it’s not evil.

ButcherChin,

Chaotic evil would be peeing on the guy next to you.

EmperorHenry, in It's just a coffee
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Piracy is wrong and immoral! You should never use mullvad or proton with port forwarding off to pirate things!

MadBigote,

mullvad dropped port forwarding a few months ago. AirVpn on the other side…

EmperorHenry,
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

port forwarding isn’t necessary and it’s a security hole…not that I would ever pirate anything, that would be immoral!

Blackmist,

Well somebody needs an open port, otherwise you ain’t downloading anything.

MadBigote,

I agree with that. I was just clarifying that Mullvad no longer offers port forwarding.

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