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RojoSanIchiban, in Get em!

No Stairway!? Denied!

Damaskox, in Is it possible to punch a website in the face
@Damaskox@kbin.social avatar

I remember someone once writing "I could be rich if I invented a way to stab someone in the face through the Internet!" or something along those words.

Matombo, in Compulsion

/me laughts in 24h clock

OhmsLawn,

After working in 24-7 transportation for over a decade, it’s honestly confusing when normal people schedule things for the afternoon. I always have to take a step back and ask myself if they really want to meet up at 0400. It’s just so much better to schedule using a 24-hour clock.

BmeBenji, in Billions must fry

While I agree with the sentiment here, any sudden event happening with the Sun is is the only kind of event that could not be communicated by memes. It would require someone to witness the light of the supernova, create a meme, and post it from the section of the Earth experiencing noon, and for someone experiencing midnight to read the same meme at the same exact moment the supernova reaches them. Internet doesn’t travel faster than light, and the knowledge of a supernova happening requires being hit with the light generated by it.

Lux, (edited )

that was the joke

oce, (edited )
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Our sun will not explode, it will become a red giant, progressively grill us, pulse and contract to a white dwarf. Got a couple hundreds of millions of years before the intensity becomes unbearable, that’s a thousand times the age of our species. Hopefully we have figured interstellar travel by then, if we don’t have already destroyed ourselves. www.space.com/solar-system-fate-when-sun-dies

threelonmusketeers,

I’m hoping we figure out starlifting before then. With a bit of help, our sun could last much longer.

brbposting,

Yeah let’s just ignore alien memes

BmeBenji,

Alien memes can’t get to Earth any faster than a light can

brbposting,

LIKE THEY HAVEN’T THOUGHT OF THAT 👽

edgemaster72, in Choose carefully
@edgemaster72@lemmy.world avatar

There’s another way a girlfriend is like a Dyson sphere. I don’t have a Dyson sphere.

tacosanonymous, in And unfortunately our legal team is also *short-staffed*, sir.

This would have been a great meme in 2002

deweydecibel,

It’s just a history meme now, and just as funny

omgarm, in Good thing I don't know how to read music

I couldn’t get my pp soft on command anyway.

Kolanaki,
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It’s gotta be beaten back down.

moosetwin,
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If erection lasts more than four hours, call your doctor.

tubaruco,

yeah, she’ll know what to do

jaybone,

Send me her pics

jaybone,

Wait 30 years.

Mr_Blott, in Don't be a dick

Sorry, doesn’t resonate

I live in one the countries that’s civilised enough to not need telling

Kusimulkku,

Where’s that? I’m in Finland and even though people almost always do it, I’ve seen some errant carts

Lizardking27, in Why would I need backlit keys anyway?

OP is the guy on the left but thinks they’re the guy on the right.

RIP_Cheems, in TELL ME YOUR SECRETS
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Alright, hear me out…lamp.

AeonFelis,

Guys, I found the moth!

JoMomma, in Why would I need backlit keys anyway?

But … sometimes it’s dark

MrScottyTay,

Then turn on a light

JoMomma,

The light in my keyboard?

shani66, in $45 for a cup?!

Is this a trend or something? My grandma got a two pack for $5 and i thought it was just some generic grandma cup. The thing sucks, it isn’t anywhere near worth that much money. It’s shitty for traveling (too big and unwieldy) and it doesn’t even seal as well as an actual thermos or bottle.

I prefer the crappy plastic bottle i got from work years ago, i could strap that thing to my belt if i went anywhere. Or wore belts.

Gigasser,

I recommend Zojirushi thermoses.

sxan,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

Zojirushi anything. High quality stuff, that.

Fades, (edited )

Fuck plastic bottles especially older ones. Yeah, w all have a fuck ton of microplastics in our blood but that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t care about it

Kusimulkku,

Does using a plastic bottle for your water carry any sort of effect? I’m sure all the things stack up but I find it hard to believe that using a plastic water bottle instead of metal one really matters.

Kecessa, (edited )

Depends on the type of plastic but they all release shit from natural wear.

Kusimulkku, (edited )

I’m sure they do but I was just wondering if it’s amounts that matter and how big of a source a plastic water bottle is compared to other sources. Advice seems to be to avoid plastic water bottles. I found this recent article that was interesting edition.cnn.com/2024/01/08/health/…/index.html

Seems like there’s a lot the scientists don’t know yet but they advice to try and lower the amount of plastic. A breakdown of sources of that plastic would be handy in knowing what to eliminate.

JustMy2c,

Published this week: 100x more microplastics from water bottles as thought before source sciencealert.com/bottled-water-is-packed-full-of-…

Kusimulkku,

Hah I actually posted the same study in a reply. Though it was a CNN article about the study.

JustMy2c,

Don’t link big companies man, find an independent source especially for scientific stuff :)

Kusimulkku,

It’s the same study

JustMy2c,

Obviously :)

Kusimulkku,

One reason to use well known sites for such links at least for me is that I’m not familiar with the field and can’t for myself review how significant or well done the study is and can’t parse it that well. So I kinda have to outsource that and hope the more repubtable sites have some knowledge about what they’re reporting.

I know CNN isn’t great but it’s well known and at least somewhat reputable, which makes me think the study might have something going for it. With sites I haven’t heard of that’s more difficult for me to gauge.

Stoneykins,

That is for bottled sold water, not from water bottles that you refill.

I’m sure using plastic anywhere in any form contributes to microplastics absorbed into ones body, but there is probably a difference? It’s just important to be specific what a study says and not accidentally make assumptions.

Also though, I’m gunna keep using my refillable plastic bottle. Trying to manage intake of microplastics based on how much plastic I interact with seems tedious to the point of being impossible. Plastics are the kind of thing that need regulated. And while I might spare myself some microplastics hypothetically, it’s not like the water bottle won’t break down into microplastics in the dump if I replaced it with a metal bottle.

JustMy2c,

Yes, the difference is it will take more time to check those so probably in ten years you’ll see the same news but about thick plastics…

Stoneykins,

This is a guess but I would assume the bottling process in water bottling plants, and the manufacture of the disposable water bottles, contributes to the amount of microplastics more than passive decay of plastic. Really my main points/beliefs are:

  1. We should be careful making claims based on scientific studies to make sure they are accurate to the study, especially when it comes to claims about how a solution for a problem may be reached. A slight misunderstandings can cause good motivations to make things worse (like people collectively throwing away all their reusable water bottles and buying NEW water bottles made with metal, effectively turning millions of usable waterbottles into trash and creating demand for more polluting industry).
  2. Plastic pollution, microplastics, and everything related, is an overproduction industry problem, not an individual responsibility problem. While a concern for ones own health is individual, it’s also almost impossible to meaningfully avoid microplastics with the current situation. The responsibility doesn’t rest on the shoulder of consumers to collectively make good choices, but on governments to regulate and for owners of industry to be held accountable for the damage they have caused.
Steak,

It does if you do it for years. I use glass and metal whenever I can.

Kusimulkku,

What sort of effect? From what I found they really didn’t say, they said it (the plastic in your body) might have some adverse effect but didn’t really know what. And more important than that, are the plastic water bottles how big of a source of the plastic compared to others.

shani66,

I’d prefer a metal one, but this thing was free and it’s better than the grandma cup

CrayonRosary, (edited )

There’s no way your grandma bought two Stanley brand cups for $5. I’ve been using a Stanley pint glass for years, and if I put ice water in at at night, there will still be ice in it in the morning. It’s vacuum insulated.

$45 for a 30 or 40 oz cup with a straw is too much because there are cheaper brands that do the same thing for half the price.

You will have to pull my 40 oz insulated cup out of my cold dead hands. Waking up in the middle of the night in the summer thirsty and being able to sip on water that’s still ice cold from 8 hours ago is so nice!

Sorgan71, in I think we've been had

At least americans dont use stone, or fucking hands, for measurement

GiveOver,

But feet are fine?

ThunderclapSasquatch,

We still use hands for exactly one measurement, the height of a horse

spicytuna62,
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

Something like 14 hands tall is what seperates horses from ponies.

Slovene,

Or sometimes a crowbar.

snugglesthefalse,

If you have a 14 hand tall crowbar then I’m almost certain it wouldn’t be counted as a pony.

ThunderclapSasquatch, (edited )

Must be hard, throwing 14 hands at once

bluewing,

You will find “Hands” still being used as a specialty measurement of how tall a horse is. And I think they measure at the front shoulder. But that is, I think, the only time you might hear it.

For the curious, 1 Hand = 4"/~100mm For example - The mare stood 15 hands tall.

klemptor, in No water for like 3 days to get that look

Sorry to link to that place but here: Hugh Jackman on mens’ magazines vs womens’.

cloud_punk,

Do women not buy muscle and fitness and that’s why it’s a “men’s” magazine?

Skullgrid,
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did you expect “muscle & fitness” to have hugh jackman with the jumper on, or “good housekeeping” to have him tearing apart chores with claws?

deegeese, in Achilles and Patrocles got a similar reaction

“Sappho and her friend”

SaintWacko,

Thanks, I was trying to remember the subreddit for this

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