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Fridgeratr, in Little shit

Unless they start crying really loudly and screaming. Then it just got worse 😫

neige, in This is great. You should try it.

are you a minority?

GrammatonCleric, in The dumbest way to make history
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Yeah, that’s not happening.

ClaireDeLuna,

Oh it is lol, political cartoons?? There are entire chapters dedicated to those. Political memes are 100% going to be studied in the same vein

GrammatonCleric,
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While you’re at it, what’s tomorrow’s Powerball numbers?

CaptnNMorgan,

They seem to be just as sure as you in your first comment so why don’t both of you take a crack at the powerball numbers?

HurlingDurling,

Actually, my kids political science book last year had a chapter on internet memes with some classics from 10 or so years ago

darkpanda,

I sort of happened to me once. I created an image and posted it eons ago (2006), got a few laughs, then promptly forgot about it. A few years later, like five years after the fact, I was following along with a PowerPoint presentation at some work thing and there was my image in the middle of it. Apparently the image had become an office favourite and ended up spawning a bunch of similar images, then t-shirts, coffee mugs, posters, all sorts of things. I started seeing the image in things like the documentation for Google Charts, and in other presentations. It was weird. The image blew up and I had zero idea it had happened. It spread via Boing Boing and Wil Wheaton, believe it or not.

I can only take credit for the image itself, as the joke itself came from a magazine I had read at a dentists office.

So yeah, I can totally see it happening, ‘cause it borderline-happened to me.

ultra,

Mind sending a link?

possiblylinux127, in Should have gone for 1tb storage…

Just add a SD card

FlordaMan,

My phone is to expensive to have expendable storage.

TastyWheat, in Little shit

Control your meat sirens, people!

BoxerDevil,

Sentence never spoken before

sour,
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is from childfree

Kiosade,

They should rename it childhate, they REALLY hate children!

Draedron,

I mean, yeah. Its one reason to be childfree. How can you not hate annoying children? There are good ones but those you usually dont notice in public.

Kiosade,

I’m talking more about the weird obsession they have with hating kids, to the point they make these cringey terms like “meat sirens” and “crotch goblins”. If someone said those terms to me in real life, I don’t think I could take that person seriously anymore.

RQG, (edited )
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Most people who want to not have kids I know IRL just want to keep their freedom to do what they want and keep the freetime they currently have. Or for financial reasons.

But childfree on the web is often simply hating on kids or moreso their parents really.

Also just go to adult only restaurants, hotels, etc. That’s what those are for right. When we have a night out without the kids that’s what we do even. Nothing worse than getting the kids to grandma to then be screamed at by kids during dinner.

TastyWheat,

Nah, I’ve heard it before but it’s just too good.

joyjoy, in Should have gone for 1tb storage…

Hurry up and pay $3 to remove the injected ads.

Pratai, in Reach out and touch them

Memes are getting incredibly nitchy lately.

EndlessApollo, (edited )

Nitchy? I haven’t seen that word and I can’t tell from looking it up if this is some use I don’t understand or if it’s just a misspelling/pronunciation of niche

ChillDude69, in Bonk

Wait 'til you see me toss a nut at people with brick allergies.

HawlSera, in Can't outsmart your teacher

“If you saw how big my dick was, you’d get it.” - Is how you answer this, especially if you’re a girl

HolyDuckTurtle, in Reach out and touch them
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I've always wandered if the Captain or other Senior Officer had that idea in their back pocket just waiting for an excuse to use it.

Assman, in Little shit
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Even my own kid

TurboDiesel,
@TurboDiesel@lemmy.world avatar

My mom’s favorite line growing up was, “and that’s why you don’t do that.”

KGB,

A common one in my neck of the woods is, “do it again, go on, do it again.”

sour, in Little shit
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apush students when john brown

Noite_Etion, (edited ) in Little shit
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Reminds me of my time working in checkout.

Checkout across from me was closed and a trolley put in the lane to block it off. While serving a woman with her kid, the little shit was fucking up my counter. He knocked over my water bottle and messed up my stacked pamphlets. I asked the woman to get him to stop and she told him off, but as she left the kid turned around and smacked my pamphlets again, laughed and as he went to run away he ran straight into the trolley across from me and clothes-lined himself on the handle HARD. I laughed my ass off right in the little shits face as he cried, his mother just grabbed him by the arm and walked off…

Great times.

EatYouWell,

I have a similar one from Fuddruckers. The restaurant had a center island, and the hell spawn of a crotch goblin was running on the counter, kicking shit off.

I said, “Hey kid, get down or you’ll slip and hurt yourself.” Of course his mom starts in on how her precious little sociopath can do whatever he wants and I can’t stop him.

I’m sure you can guess what happened immediately after. It was glorious.

Sheeple, in The dumbest way to make history
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Plot twist it’s a meme about being a “man of culture” and the page documented the history of a child trafficking ring

idiomaddict,

IS THAT WHAT “man of culture” MEANS???

Sheeple,
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It usually means “Person who sexually enjoys anime girls” which usually are underage.

sour, in The dumbest way to make history
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can i be fediverse historical figure

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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Granted. Include me in the screenshot too please.

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