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The_Picard_Maneuver, in Reach out and touch them
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

This is going to send me down a wikipedia rabbit hole, isn’t it?

grahamja,

On D day the USS Texas couldn’t physically elevate the guns any higher in their mounts to lob the shells at German positions as they retreated further from the ocean. So they intentionally took on water on one side of the ship, elevating the other side, and enabling the guns to shoot further.

Exusia, (edited )
@Exusia@lemmy.world avatar

*due to being so old she lacked the elevation and range of the other ships also participating.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

That’s amazing

Exusia,
@Exusia@lemmy.world avatar

Tomorrow’s TIL by Picard Maneuver

can, (edited )
Exusia, in Reach out and touch them
@Exusia@lemmy.world avatar

Her new paint is looking goood

Ghyste,

Oh wow that’s looking great

ChillDude69, (edited )

The sheer amount of ass-busting, ball-sweating work that the Battleship Texas Foundation folks have done…it’s just humbling. Good for them.

EDIT: Also, the livestream of when they towed her from San Jacinto to the drydock was absolutely the coolest livestream that I’ve ever watched. Checked all the boxes of, like, “this is a historical event that I’m watching; there’s a real sense of occasion,” plus “this is like those slow-TV videos, where someone has a camera and walks through nature scenery.” I had that shit on all day.

Sterile_Technique, in Can't outsmart your teacher
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Smoogs, in I sure hope I can keep up!

You need scathing words on the monitor for accuracy

Ddhuud, in I sure hope I can keep up!

You’re not thinking fourth-dimensionally.

Stalinwolf, (edited ) in I sure hope I can keep up!
@Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca avatar

I manage a produce section at a grocery store and spend all day on my feet with no real personal workspace to unwind, other than a small shared office often occupied by talkative old women. I honestly love my job, am respected by my employer and I’m pretty well compensated (Canada), but even a desk in a cubicle looks kind of cozy to me. Just having a space for your things, a plant or two, a photo of your wife and kid. Not gonna lie, I kind of wish I had a small office and/or cubicle to retreat to. Even if it was just for the paperwork parts of my day.

mack7400, in Can't outsmart your teacher

“None y’all have anything worth smiling at down there.”

lugal, in Can't outsmart your teacher

Me to the pet rat on my crotch: Don’t worry, he will never suspect anything

EvilEyedPanda, in Can't outsmart your teacher

Genuinely why I miss my blackberry, I could type out a message while looking straight ahead

ultra,

You can still type while not looking on a smartphone.

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Love how this is downvoted when I do this all the time

lugal,

People, including me, are just jealous.

I didn’t downvote but I’m jealous

bleistift2,

Wee call cnof the massegez thart a3e dent thif waz.

KairuByte,
@KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Swipe keyboards makes typing without looking trivial. It’s also not that hard to do regularly. Now, throw in some symbols and stuff and it’ll likely get harder. But touch typing on a modern smartphone isn’t hard at all. I typed this whole comment with out looking at the keyboard, and only needed to “edit” sections I changed my mind on.

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah just because you’re bad at it doesn’t mean everyone is

Typed without looking intensifies

EvilEyedPanda,

Don’t look at me when you type like that!

SCB,

As a former teacher, this is still extremely obvious.

mapiki,

I want to test this out. Let’s see how it goes. Today I went skiing and I have a pet rabbit.

Holy shit. I expected at least one typo

EddoWagt,

Autocorrection?

mapiki,

Maybe! I had my eyes closed so didn’t see what was happening until I opened them. I kind of want to experiment more.

jdf038,

Let’s see if that works with auticirrext and eating burgers.

Almost. Hilariously “autocorrect” didn’t auto correct. Hmm.

ColeSloth,

I had t9 on lock back in the day. Write and send a message without having to look at my phone at all. Sure, there was no internet on there, but that tiny Nokia would stay charged for like 5 days and survive a 20 foot drop on cement without a case.

Fun fact: they would NOT survive being dropped into a gallon of polyurethane floor finish :-(

NoSpiritAnimal, in Can't outsmart your teacher
@NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world avatar

I remember when I worked in a movie theater people would wonder how I knew they were on their phone when I came in to ask them to stop.

You’re pointing a flashlight at your face in a dark room.

Texas_Hangover,

Dark mode for the fucking win.

ComicalMayhem,

It still produces light though??

Empricorn,

Shh, Texas education…

Texas_Hangover,

Maybe if you’re a fucking moth I suppose. You aint gonna be bothered by OLED in dark mode unless you got your face in my crotch already lmao.

Alexstarfire,

You are very wrong.

dependencyinjection,

Yeah dudes comment history is pretty toxic and filled with variations of “fuck”.

Nothing against swearing, but it loses its impact if used to frequently.

blanketswithsmallpox,

Fuck. Fuck… Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCNH-0CBfr8

Apollo,

But how else can a 14 year old show you they are cool?

A_Very_Big_Fan,

These people don’t own OLED phones lul

bachatero,

Somebody hasn’t used OLED dark mode at minimum brightness

deweydecibel,

How about just not using it in a theater at all?

root_beer,

Better yet, don’t go to the theater in the first place

Daft_ish,

Where am I going to text tho???

Slovene,

And where are you going to vape and grope your date?

Daft_ish,

What is the world coming too?

NutWrench, in I sure hope I can keep up!
@NutWrench@lemmy.ml avatar

What they sometimes mean by “fast paced” is “we are going to have you doing many things that are not in your job description.” Basically, you’ll be doing the jobs of 3-4 people and some of those jobs will pose a significant risk to your health and safety.

chiliedogg,

I get that for most people, this is a nightmare. But for me, having lots of varied tasks is fun.

It’s why I took a job at a tiny city with 11 employees in City Hall. Nominally, I’m a permit processor, but I oversee the permitting process, GIS, coordinating third-party services, and more. Yesterday I made a map for the police, processed permits, drove across town to fix a manhole cover that came loose (we don’t actually have a public work department), took pictures for the city attorney of a mansion being illegally built and screwing up city utilities, and fixed a broken printer.

Yes, I’m stupid busy, but I enjoy the variety. I’m also paid more than double what most permit techs are, and have my hands in development, public works, finance, administration, and more. All of which will be useful later in my career when I want to move into city management at a larger town.

babypigeon,

As an ADHD person, your job sounds amazing.

chiliedogg,

There’s a million squirrels and I love it.

dingus,

Leslie Knope???

ArianaGrande,

Oh shit, you’re right! We found Leslie Knope!!

TheWanderer, in Can't outsmart your teacher

My guy, otherwise how would I check the condition of my magnificent boner :/

ramius345,

Magnum dong.

aeronmelon, in Can't outsmart your teacher

Teacher: “I know you’re sexting!”

Student: “Dude, I’m just upvoting memes.”

IndiBrony,
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

Teacher: “So why do you have a boner?” 👀

AngryCommieKender,

Student: I don’t know! It just does that!

blanketswithsmallpox, (edited )

Son. It’s time to learn the Tuck / Tennessee Tuck / Uptuck.

mapiki,

As a female bodied person - can I get an explanation?

Waraugh, (edited )

I don’t know the phrasing they are using but when I was particularly boner prone I would situate my penis between the waist band of my boxer briefs and my waist/lower stomach and just have my shorts or pants a tad higher. I also typically wore an untucked tee. Little fella was free to do his thing throughout the day and it would remain our little secret.

mapiki,

Penises are so weird. I’m glad no one can tell my level of arousal unless they are looking at my underwear or under it… Which by that point I probably am okay sharing that information.

Tangential note - had a fun conversation with my person the other day on how I’m used to the erect penis as “normal” and how it looks funnier when it’s not whereas for him it’s the opposite!

Waraugh,

It’s not even necessarily arousal either which could make for some awkward moments, especially as a teenager. I started doing the tuck because a couple times in class, completely focused on my work, when the bell rang and I snapped out of my work to get up and leave I realized I had a full on boner so I couldn’t stand up right away. I don’t even like math, especially like that! I’m a lot older now so the random events aren’t as often but they still happen.

That is interesting how your experience would be flipped like that.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

“I told you, I’m upvoting memes.”

aeronmelon,

Student: “They’re good memes.”

Johanno, in It's just like calling someone's printer from your landline.

Ah I see you work in a bureau of the German government where fax machines are still the standard of communication. Emails get printed out and faxed over.

balderdash9, in Can't outsmart your teacher

Since COVID students do not give a fuck. They used to hide it, now they get offended when you tell them to put their phone away.

bleistift2,

Adolescents don’t like being told what to do? I’m shocked!

Duranie,

Or adults!

I used to teach massage at a vocational school, and for multiple reasons had a “no phones” policy on the classroom (distraction, exposed body parts, and others.) I could have ignored it during lectures except that the overlap of students on their phone and the ones asking to re-explain information or just lost as to what they’re supposed to be doing was nearly perfect.

ZzyzxRoad,

I truly don’t understand the college students who are paying insane tuition to be there to get a degree and they couldn’t care less. I don’t know if their parents are forcing them to go to college or what.

Blahaj_Blast,
@Blahaj_Blast@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I’ve heard the same from a university professor.

I think his wording was pretty close to “their ‘don’t give a shit’ factor is through the roof”

Honestly, similar with my work too. Covid seemed to amplify the idea for lots of people that ‘they don’t give a shit about you’ so people just stopped killing themselves trying so hard.

lugal,

I don’t have the comparison but before covid people were doing all kind of stuff on their laptops in university. I remember a guy who watched star trek during a lecture and said “the lecture is being recorded, I can watch it later”. Then he watched that lecture during a lecture that wasn’t recorded.

BradleyUffner, (edited )

My fiance is a professor and things I’ve heard about the last few years blow my mind. It’s not so much what they are doing exactly, but how shocked and offended they get if she asks them to stop.

cybersandwich,

My mom is a professor and the shit she tells me about her students is insane. I overheard a call she was having with a student and basically the student was offended that simply scheduling a call wasnt enough to unfail her paper. Basically "I called you to talk about it so I didn’t fail, right?

Or the fact that they expect to be able to just turn in things whenever they want irrespective of a deadline…and then get offended when told their paper either won’t be accepted at all or docked for each day late it was.

FoxyFerengi, (edited )

I’m a peer tutor (and also about fifteen years older than my “peers”), the sheer number of students that have scheduled appointments with me and then not shown up blows my mind. I even had one beg me to schedule with her on my off day, so I agreed, knowing she’s going to fail without someone to help her. And then she didn’t show up, or bother to text me that she wasn’t going to lol

It’s just one of those things that makes me wonder if it’s a generation gap, or if it’s specifically “covid teens” that have this behavior.

Cjwii, (edited )

Honestly even in a professional setting it’s gotten so much worse. Been in meetings with VPs directors, c line, everyone has their phones out testing and emailing away during the meeting not even caring

KairuByte,
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As a software dev, this has always been a thing in the industry. Very rarely is our attention needed, and we are mostly there to fill seats and answer a handful of questions.

Sometimes our full attention is needed, but we generally know about those beforehand. For the rest, we continue to test, write code, answer communications, etc.

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