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oce, in Outrun your feelings
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

Then I guess olympic walking is a tragedy.

Agent641,

Old people in the supermarket are euphoric

LaMouette, in How's this plan progressing?

Maybe it’s because I’m not a native english speaker but I read this as a pledge to murder all homeless people by cutting them in half 🤔

throw4w4y5,

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unoriginalsin,

Maybe it’s because I am a native english speaker but your reply is offensive and embarrassing to native English speakers around the world. You can do better, America. You just have to try.

throw4w4y5,

😂

unoriginalsin,

Maybe it’s because I am a native english speaker but I read this as a pledge to murder all homeless people by cutting them in half 🤔

Foofighter,

I think this is a threat because it would effectively kinda double the number of homelessness, right?

OrteilGenou, (edited )

Maybe it’s because I’m a homeless person but I read this as a pledge to murder all English speakers by cutting them in half 🤔

JadenSmith, (edited )

The sign was made by someone else and stuck on top of an existing ad on the tube (the name given to the train system in London).

Occasionally people manage to stick these on, and have them go unnoticed for a good while (or it takes a while for someone to get to removing them).
Somewhat recently, someone made an ad for an illegal weed shop on the clearnet, and had those on the tube in a similar fashion for a good while before they were removed.

Navarian,

While this particular ad is fake, it’s entirely on brand for the party featured on it to state that they want to do that.

They recently stated they believed being homeless is a lifestyle choice.

Source: Am political journalist in UK.

HelloHotel, (edited )
@HelloHotel@lemmy.world avatar

Wow… So about as bad as amarican politions.

Specal,

I’d argue ours are worse as they don’t even get paid enough to be this soulless.

cynar, (edited )

The conservatives make pledges to solve social issues, like homelessness, all the time. They almost never actually follow through. Instead they often act to make the problem “go away”, often to the detriment of those they claimed to want to help.

One of those pledges was to cut homelessness in half. However no extra money or resources were actually provided to do this. This sign is a protest of that (and many other) lies. At a glance, it’s one of their normal lies. It’s only when you read it more carefully your brain goes “wait, what?!?”.

Everythingispenguins,

Is this because they found out the saws were too expensive?

mrfriki, in Perpetual Amnesia

Three hours you mean, right?

nUbee, in How's this plan progressing?

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Delphia, in If you ever feel useless

The difference is that the short man in the suit has professional liability insurance.

If someone tries some dumb shit and gets a pavement facial Moama can almost certainly beat an assault charge, but civil injury claims are notoriously bad if you’re rich. An ambulance chaser will offer to take the case for free and be such a pest that its worth $100k to Moama to make him fuck off.

The little guy can sit there in court, dispassionately explaining that he felt his client was in danger and let the ambulance chaser argue with an insurance company (and we all know how much they love cutting cheques).

MacNCheezus, (edited )
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

So you’re saying their job is to protect Mamoa from the law and others from him.

Delphia,

No.

If a crazy fan rushes him for a hug, you dont know if they have a knife. It sounds outlandish but Monica Seles was stabbed by a deranged fan of her rival in 1992 in the middle of a tennis match. Nutcases happen. So he pushes them away, no harder than you or I would if some rando rushes us for a hug. They trip, fall and “hurt their back”.

Now he has an assault allegation on a woman a foot and a half shorter than him who just wanted to get a photo with him and he looks like an enormous asshole. Now that charge wont go anywhere in court because its essentially baseless, but a civil judgement over wether or not he is responsible for her injury is another story.

TheActualDevil,

Also sure, Mamoa is a big guy and fit, but he’s an actor, right? Not a fighter?

It’s kind of like how Nick Offerman said in an interview once. Everyone sees him as this manly man because of the roles he plays and because he wood-works. But he’s from a real “country” family. A rural farming community where everyone was self-sufficient and real “manly” men type. He’s the one who wanted to be an actor who never has to work with his hands again.

What I’m saying is those men have jobs where they protect people from physical violence with physical violence. Jason Mamoa pretends to hit people on camera.

Drusas,

Apparently he practices Brazilian jiu-jitsu. I don't know how good he is, but yes, he apparently is a fighter as well as an actor.

rckclmbr,

Lol right, every time I see all these macho guys on camera and in the press, I remember the kids in drama club in highschool. These are those kids grown up

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Yeah IDK about that, I don’t think you can act a fake fight convincingly without having at least some actual skill. The moves they use are always derived from actual martial arts, the only difference is that your partner knows ahead of time what’s going to happen and how to react, and you don’t hit them to hurt. But I’m pretty sure you could figure that part out pretty easily if push comes to shove.

As long as he’s fighting an untrained opponent who’s shorter than him, my money would be on Mamoa. And even if he’s trained I’d still bet on him unless we’re talking about one of the Gracie’s.

funkless_eck, (edited )

I’ve taken H2H, rapier, short sword and shield, sword and dagger and a few other stage combat classes in both UK and US — and then in production you usually just get “any old sword” (usually a heavy one, as Tybalt in R&J they gave me this really fancy grip with a finger hole for my index, but it made supranative positions difficult)

You’re right in that they are based on real combat — you learn fencing footwork and guards, but also you’re learning a mix of slight of hand (how to “knap” - fake the sound of hitting /being hit while reacting like its real), and safety instructions. As someone who came from ballroom to jazz/modern dance to acting, it’s more like dance, especially freeform contact improv dance, than it is like actual fighting.

I imagine in real fights-to-the-death there’s a lot less concern about safety, distancing and the lines your body draws in movement, and more about hurting the other fellow as efficiently as possible.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I wouldn’t even use the word improv. Movie fight scenes are heavily choreographed and usually only one hit is shot at a time anyway.

funkless_eck, (edited )

to clarify, I meant it looks and feels like contact improv (the so-named discipline of dance, not to be confused with improv comedy etc) not that it was improvised.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Ah, gotcha. Thanks.

qtw,

Can’t Mamoa just get a regular liability insurance for such cases?

madcaesar,

Probably, but why? For the same price he can someone else deal with all the bullshit.

Part of being rich is not dealing with all the bullshit.

qtw,

My liability insurance costs like 3€ a month. Far less than a security guard. Are liability insurances that much more expensive in the US?

KevonLooney,

Do you think an insurance company would charge you the same as a celebrity? You sit around the house where a Cheeto in the windpipe is the most dangerous thing you encounter.

shadowspirit, in It's a curse

Cut my life into pieces…

noname_yet2077, in It feels inevitable at this point
@noname_yet2077@lemmy.world avatar

Cyberrust

Lev_Astov, (edited )
@Lev_Astov@lemmy.world avatar

They could use one of those corten type steel alloys that develop a protective rust patina so it looks hideously rusty, but isn’t actually losing strength.

Naz, in How's this plan progressing?

It’s been a while since I’ve been scrolling Lemmy and literally had to stop due to bursting out laughing.

fat_stig, in Kindness over prejudice

As a boomer, I don’t recall my parents teaching me anything about prejudice, the same at school. The only guidance on prejudice came from my religious education (I’m RC by birth) and to be honest it was completely the opposite to this sentiment. We were taught, for example, that Protestants were evil and that we should never befriend them or trust them.

I stopped going to church when I was about 11, it no longer felt relevant and the teachings were against my own personal beliefs. I had grown up with friends who were of different faiths, Jewish, Protestant, Muslim as well as Catholic, and didn’t consider them to be anything other than buddies.

Some religious teachings have value, but by promoting prejudice as well, the impact is diminished. The only times I have been in church since I was 11 were for weddings and funerals.

Lev_Astov, in Outrun your feelings
@Lev_Astov@lemmy.world avatar

First we hear fast walking is more gay, now it’s less? Which is it?

Smoogs, in It's a curse

The point of games should be that they are fun without being productive. If not, it is job

dangblingus, (edited )

But when the game’s mechanic is beating a singular person who’s sitting right beside you, skill matchups dictate the fun. But this is probably why I play Third Strike alone lmao

OneWomanCreamTeam,

I really genuinely enjoyed learning to get better at super smash bros. But then I fell into the awkward zone described in a meme. It sucks.

madcaesar,

That’s why I love co-op games. Couch co-op games are the absolute best and they are going extinct for shitty online co-op.

pinkwerdo,

But you need friends for that.

Gumus,

Well if you don’t have friends, the OP doesn’t apply anyway…

Engywuck, in *Cries in Debt*

But you have freedom (“free” as in “free to pay”)!

gnomesaiyan, in *Cries in Debt*
@gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world avatar

I am never going to financially recover from this.

tigeruppercut, in Kindness over prejudice
NounsAndWords, in *Cries in Debt*

“You could say I’ve already given you ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY THOUSAND DOLLARS

GraniteM,

We want a gift! But only if that gift is money!

blanketswithsmallpox,

Unfortunately nobody wants to go a giant single structure college ala Highschool+, aka Community College. They want all the extra stuff.

Olgratin_Magmatoe,

I did as close to that as I could, going to community then transferring to a 4 year. The problem is deeper than people wanting extra stuff, part of the problem is that nobody respects community college degrees, and they’re usually 2 year programs.

Kase,

Definitely. I started out at a private 4 year, then transferred to the community college back home. I always heard the school had a shaky reputation, but my experience here has been a thousand times better than the private university. (Not to say it’s for everyone, but it’s absolutely a better fit for me). But if I do decide to go for a BA, it’ll have to be at another school, cause they don’t offer any here.

Olgratin_Magmatoe,

Yeah, it was more or less the same experience for me. My community college was the same quality teaching (and in some aspects it was better). Which just makes it infuriating that 4 year community college programs aren’t really an option.

lobut,

Reference for those who don’t get it: youtu.be/aiqKK4ysI7g?si=vacQZ6VZIlvmnIOT

It’s a great bit.

zalgotext,

“What kind of coke head relative!”

Oh the irony

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