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foggy, in *Cries in Debt*

Since you know the person on the phone is doing work study, you tell them that you won’t donate a dollar until your salary clears their tuition costs.

They stopped calling me!

Gradually_Adjusting, in The two party system is broken
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  • 6mementomori, in Outrun your feelings

    it is pretty stressful when I’m trying to get somewhere and I’m slowed down by someone who is walking too slow for my pace but too fast for me to overtake them, especially when I have to cross the road many times.

    kttnpunk, in The two party system is broken
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  • Sterile_Technique, in *Cries in Debt*
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    “Oh shit, you didn’t spend all of the $90,000.00 I literally just gave you, did you?!”

    Stamets, in The two party system is broken
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    Post removed. Rule 2. No politics.

    gareppa, in How's this plan progressing?
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    “Have you tried kill all the poor?”

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FkGcdSc40A

    UltraMagnus0001, (edited ) in Kindness over prejudice

    Hell, my Jewish friends be hanging out with my Muslim friends.

    discusseded, in How's this plan progressing?

    You’re trying to get me in trouble. I’m laying next to my wife who’s sleeping and I’m struggling not to lol. This sign is hilarious!

    WindowsEnjoyer, in It's a curse

    Lmao this is me 😅

    linearchaos, in How's this plan progressing?
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    They’re about halfway there

    Apollonius_Cone,

    “Whoa, livin’ on a prayer.”

    AA5B,

    Take my hand, we’ll make it, I swear

    feedum_sneedson,

    I’m familiar with the song.

    Immersive_Matthew, (edited ) in How's this plan progressing?

    I looked into it and looks to be a hoax but do your own research. Funny ad all the same as the real joke is that is not an unreasonable goal and why have we not yet? Would be nice as the current homeless response is a lose lose for all parties.

    Pipoca,

    Really?

    Conservatives don’t actually want to murder homeless people by sawing them in two? But killing homeless people is a great idea?

    Tavarin,
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    No, they’re saying housing homeless people is not an unreasonable goal.

    Pipoca, (edited )

    That would be “cut homelessness in half” or “cut the number of homeless people in half”. That’s very different from “cut all homeless people in half”, which would be bisecting each homeless person. This is clearly a joke about conservatives being heartless monsters, right?

    Or is this a dialectal grammar difference between UK and US English?

    Guest_User,

    Loose loose. So very loose

    Immersive_Matthew,

    Ahahaha. Oops.

    9point6, (edited )

    For the party (and currently government of the UK) “sponsoring” the fake ad, directly murdering homeless people by chopping them in half would be pretty on-brand, they pretty much kill them off indirectly with legislation already and disparage the homeless in the media all the time.

    I agree that halving homelessness would be of benefit to everyone, but the Tories don’t particularly care about benefit to anyone apart from themselves and their masters.

    Stamets, (edited ) in Kindness over prejudice
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    I’ve had to clean up a depressing amount of comments in this thread so this is everyones friendly reminder.

    Rule 1 - Be civil. Don’t attack people for their beliefs or lackthereof.

    Rule 2 - No politics.

    Report all offending content please.

    Stamets, in It's like having someone watching over you
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    These algorithms keep showing me straight porn. Not so sure they do care…

    idunnololz,
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    They are trying to keep you from going to hell. Prayge. 🙏🙏🙏

    /s

    Colour_me_triggered, in How's this plan progressing?

    Nearly done. Just waiting on a chainsaw from Amazon.

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