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FlyingSquid, in Can't outsmart your teacher
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It’s true. When I look down at my crotch, I cry.

Denvil,

:')

ohwhatfollyisman, in Can't outsmart your teacher

i dunno, it’s always the little things that make one smirk.

FlyingSquid, in I sure hope I can keep up!
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Every time my last boss said, “this should be fun!” I knew I was in for something incredibly, mind-numbingly tedious.

Total_Gusta, in Can't outsmart your teacher

I do. 😉

CurlyMoustache,
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“Oh my god, you’re going to get it later 🥰🥰🥰🥰”

FluffyPotato, in This is great. You should try it.

Pretty much anything containing some form bread, like pastries, pizza and well bread, is commonly made with yeast which is also a fungus just like mold.

Ainiriand,

And beer!

Ainiriand,

And wine!

Ddhuud, (edited ) in This is great. You should try it.

I’m sorry for your tongue. May it rest in peace.

joyjoy, in Free money

Unless you work in a data center.

PanoptiDon, in California in a nutshell

Humboldt county is wildly mislabeled

MacNCheezus,
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PanoptiDon,

That’s a great improvement, but there is nothing upscale about this region

friend_of_satan, in California in a nutshell

Being colorblind sucks.

Yoz, in I sure hope I can keep up!

Lol this is gold. Fucking HR people are the new Real estate agents. All the bullshit they put in a fucking job advertisement. Friendly and fun environment, Learning and development with opportunity to grow lol.

Sway_Chameleon, (edited )
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“Friendly and fun” = we force you to celebrate everyone’s birthdays, engagements, baby haverings, etc and so forth with cake and mandatory card signage and possibly gift/money givery.

“Learning and development” = you’ll be forced to participate in mind numbingly stupid seminars, self directed online courses, and/or online presentations.

“With opportunity to grow” = grow mold as you fester in the wretched job.

JJROKCZ, in I sure hope I can keep up!

I thing fast is happening with a single 20” monitor

g33z, in The rage is real

I MADE YOU! I CAN DESTROY YOU!!

Sotuanduso, in Billy The Kid

Gandalf the White

Sotuanduso,

Gandalf the Fool

Aggravationstation, (edited ) in Time is cruel

I’m from a small-ish English town. In the early 00s it seemed like every weekend there was an alternative band playing at either the one dedicated music venue we used to have, in the civic hall or just in a pub/ working men’s club that all the local goth, metalhead and punk kids would go to.

The quality of the local bands varied a lot. Most did covers, some did their own stuff but some “big” bands came from out of town at the start of their careers. I saw Enter Shikari here one weekend then Crystal Castles the next.

We always had fun though. Well, as much fun as a goth is allowed to have and still seem cool.

Is that still a thing? It certainly doesn’t seem to be here. I still check local gig listings. The only bands who come here now are tribute acts or still 90s/ 00s nu-metal, emo and pop punk cover bands.

Some local bands play the few pubs we have left but they tend to be “Dad rock” bands, people from my parent’s generation or older covering pop and classic rock.

This post started out all melancholy but changed completely when I realised that either I’m so totally out of touch with “the kids” I have no way of finding out about gigs they’re playing or the whole concept of grass roots live music is dying out.

If so the younguns can tik their tacs and snap their chats or whatever the hell it is they do to listen to music and I’ll enjoy my admittedly more sedate mosh pits before the hip operation comes and I have to move a bit further back.

Annoyed_Crabby, in Billy The Kid

Down The Stair 💀

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