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bruhduh, in I know that feel
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nifty, in I sure hope I can keep up!
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That’s actually preferable to open office plans, which are basically work theatre spaces.

FlyingSquid,
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Yep, my last job had an open office plan. It was incredibly distracting and I hated that if I needed to scratch myself, everyone could see me.

a_wild_mimic_appears,

The constant noise in an open office plan is nervewrecking, and being permanently in view of your supervisors is annoying as hell. i don’t need someone to watch my every move, and if you think you have to watch my every move, i probably don’t want to work for you.

ReluctantMuskrat,

Yeah. The size of this cubicle and not being open plan tells you this picture is from at least a decade ago. It’s so much worse than this now.

TAG,
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Those are still half height cube walls. It is a bit more privacy, but still has noise isolation issues. I miss head height cubes.

SkyeStarfall, in Gamers in a nutshell

When I say tired, I do not mean sleepy. I mean completely exhausted and drained by the sheer pressure and stress of modern day living.

Thteven,
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Fuck dude, I’m tired too.

HiddenLayer5, (edited ) in Free money
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Even better if you work remotely and their network goes down. Because yours works just fine and you can just browse Lemmy while they fix it.

qwertyqwertyqwerty,

Those are the only remote work days when I can break out Steam or Netflix during business hours.

RogueBanana,

Damn I wouldn’t even dare using office WiFi for personal stuff. Would be fine but maybe I am just paranoid.

Chobbes,

I wouldn’t do it. Not worth the risk.

Unforeseen,

As someone who works in the edge networking side of things you are not being paranoid. Logging all web activity is extremely common. Some industries require it even if the powers that be in the company don’t want it, and it might surprise you on which verticals require it (education providers are a good example).

RogueBanana,

Oh I am confident they log everything as well but I don’t know if they would do anything about some Lemmy traffic once in a while. I don’t think they can afford to check everything if its not flagged or something like that but seems too risky especially when you can just use mobile data.

meliaesc,

“VPN issues” has saved me from so many pointless meetings…

ExfilBravo, (edited ) in I sure hope I can keep up!

Let me translate:

Fast Paced = We rush you to meet a deadline we made to be short on purpose so that you do the work faster by cutting corners.

Exciting Environment = Our clients\boss are assholes and will take out all of their frustrations on you and be a Karen the entire time. Exciting!

Sway_Chameleon, in Gamers in a nutshell
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There is only but so much time that can be allocated to fun, sleep only serves to rob you of that precious time.

littlecolt, (edited ) in Free money

Me, who works for an ISP repair department having to explain to a panicking customer, in a nice way, that they are not special because they work from home and the technician that isn’t available until tomorrow is what they’re going to have to deal with until such a time as technicians drive fucking ambulances and their shitty job that will apparently fire them at the drop of a hat has no tolerance for technical issues pulls the stick out of their ass. Or maybe demand the boss pay for a dedicated business line for working from home if they are so worried about it.

I theorize a good percentage of the truly panicked “I WORK FROM HOME, I WILL LOSE MY JOB” people regularly unplug their modems when they want an extra break and now that it’s actually broken, they’re at the limit of what the boss will put up with.

southsamurai, in It's just like calling someone's printer from your landline.
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Jesus, I remember the first time I got hit with that line (the old guys part, nobody has ever tried the fax on on me…yet). Just hearing it made me feel creepy considering the source, and I was only fucking 32. The girl was 17 FCOL. I literally noped out. Took off saying nope over and over again.

I’ve had giant leather bears hit on me and felt complimented. But that kid just skeeved me out. Luckily, it’s never happened with anyone that young again, but it still isn’t exactly the best line to use lol

SocialMediaRefugee, in This is great. You should try it.

Don’t eat moldy bread but eat moldy cheese.

not_a_dog, (edited ) in It's just like calling someone's printer from your landline.

🎵She was a fax machine🎵

🎵She kept her rollers clean🎵

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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🎵She had the best damn modem that I ever seen 🎵

Emi621, in This is great. You should try it.

Love blue cheese, niva is the best. Am lactose intolerant. It’s not fair.

Sagifurius,

? there’s no lactose left in old cheeses.

dantheclamman, in This is great. You should try it.
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Penicillium roqueforti is our friend! Unless it’s in grain, then it makes toxic compounds and causes spoilage. So it’s our frenemy.

youCanCallMeDragon, in I sure hope I can keep up!
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“Fast paced environment” on job applications means 60+ hour work weeks

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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With no attempt to measure or manage an employee’s workload.

massive_bereavement,
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Fast paced means ad-hoc requests, constant changes and no roadmap whatsoever.

rckclmbr,

Tbh yes it does. I actually like that though.

massive_bereavement,
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Sorry, I didn't want to kink-shame anyone.

rckclmbr,

Lol

SCB, in I sure hope I can keep up!

The most brutally fast-paced work environment I’ve ever had looked almost exactly like this

Just double the monitors and make it an open office concept, and it’s a dead ringer.

agent_flounder,
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I think the picture is missing several people from upper management hovering behind the chair?

SCB,

In my specific case that almost never happened. Logistics role, so super busy and intense, but you’re very much left to your own devices

I kind of miss the atmosphere now that I’m in a very different role, tbh. I do not miss the pressure tho.

massive_bereavement,
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I hated cubicles until I discovered open offices, then I just plainly hated offices:
hated water-cooler conversations,
hated the smell of reheated meals,
the unending birthdays of people I spoke to once a year,
the parties and outings that are secretly interviews,
the idle people that are always looking for killing time chatting,
the busy people looking for a nasty rumor to climb higher,
I hated commuting and hated having to stay longer just so everyone thinks I'm working hard,

But above all, I hated the middle managers that want to both be your friend, your boss and the person that will fire you to cover a fuck up.

iMastari, in It's just like calling someone's printer from your landline.

I know how to program a VCR.

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