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blanketswithsmallpox, in Gamers in a nutshell

Just let me wrap up this day/mission before I forget what I’m doing tomorrow morning…

kylie_kraft, in Peanuts in a nutshell

peanuts aren’t nuts, so that’s not a nutshell

ch00f,

Beat me to it.

If I recall, nothing are nuts. Nuts don’t exist. Collective hallucination.

ChillDude69,

Confirmed. Just like birds.

Mercival, (edited )

I mean morphologically-speaking strawberry seeds are true nuts, while walnuts and chestnuts are not. I wouldn’t want to die on this hill.

possiblylinux127, in It's just like calling someone's printer from your landline.

Opens mouth and emits fax sounds

PopcornPrincess,

Sooo hot 🥵

ininewcrow, (edited ) in It's just like calling someone's printer from your landline.
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Faxes a dick pick but it comes out looking like a sonar image of a deep sea squid.

idunnololz, (edited )
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

My scanner has a half an inch bezel around it. This makes it difficult if not impossible to scan my dick. c/mildlyinfuriating

SpaceCadet, in Free money
@SpaceCadet@feddit.nl avatar

The trouble is that my workload doesn’t decrease with an amount equivalent to the outage time. I still have the same tasks to accomplish, so if the network is down for half a day, it just means I have half a day less to get my work done and meet my deadlines.

hemko,

Yeah basically this. It’s not half a day off, it’s a half a day work that needs to be done later anyways

unreachable, in It's just like calling someone's printer from your landline.
@unreachable@lemmy.world avatar

dialup server wants to know this guy location

GombeenSysadmin,

Just hang up and *69 him

samus12345, in Gamers in a nutshell
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

“No.”

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, in I sure hope I can keep up!
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

The "fast pace" comes from your boss changing your tasks every five minutes, micromanaging you, and being verbally abusive.

BaroqueInMind,
@BaroqueInMind@kbin.social avatar

Yeah. Typically whenever you read that, assume it means that the management is a complete shitshow who do not have good time management and ridiculous expectations on everyone beneath them, as well as expect to be inundated with so much tedious work that provides no satisfaction that you will be burned out.

possiblylinux127, in Free money

Its only good if you are the bottom employee flipping burgers. The people who actually run the company have a heart attack

Sprokes, (edited )

Employees flipping burgers, wouldn’t they be sent home without pay? I am asking for the US.

possiblylinux127,

It depends

Pickle_Jr, in Free money

There was a time where the company I worked at got hacked and the company VPN was down. It was a glorious 3 days of free PTO and probably the only time I was thankful for being salaried.

blanketswithsmallpox, in The joys of parenthood

The worst part? That shit never stops if they have moderate-severe autism.

No, you may not eat an entire head of lettuce for lunch. No, drinking 9 cans of soda in a day is bad for you. Yes, you must eat something besides plain pasta and kool aid. Yes, we can tell you skipped your shower and just turned the water on while you stimmed because you still smell like ass. Also, quit taking hour long showers!

partial_accumen,

No, you may not eat an entire head of lettuce for lunch.

Wait, why is that one bad? Its likely not enough calories for 1/3 of the day’s meals, but if they’re hungry later they’ll consume different calories elsewhere in the day, yes?

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Also, you can pry my hour-long showers from my cold, dead hands.

blanketswithsmallpox, (edited )

Eating massive amounts of what amount to useless food items is rooted in Pica for most ND.

www.cdc.gov/…/ASD-digestive-issues-and-pica.html

Considering he used to eat paint chips and other shit and got lead poisoning from it, yeah lol.

Eating nothing but empty calories when you’re hungry is a pointless endeavor that only denies others from using lettuce later. Eat something that will satiate your appetite. An entire head of iceberg lettuce does not. Which is why you’re hungry again in an hour.

Want lettuce? Make a salad. Finding a lettuce wrapper surrounded by pop cans and candy wrappers just shows that what you’re eating is terrible lol. There’s only so much a multivitamin can do.

When you’re an adult and want to eat nothing but junk and have your inhouse case worker give you another speech for the hundreth time, go ahead. Until then, it’s the parents job to try to instill those good habits.

Want to eat whatever you want with your own money? Go ahead, spend your allowance or find a job. Until then, eat properly because there is plenty in the house to be able to.

Finding every tomato eaten in a day or an entire head of lettuce gone after you started making sandwiches is frustrating as hell lol. Let alone the gnats after from trying to hide all your evidence.

Sylver,

There’s just no productive reason to eat a whole head of lettuce when you have access to a more diverse option of food. It’s basically just a bunch of water with some fiber, so it may also lead to some interesting bowel troubles later in the day

partial_accumen,

There’s just no productive reason to eat a whole head of lettuce when you have access to a more diverse option of food.

You can’t be unaware about how humans interact with food. There’s all kinds of non-productive eating we do. The question I’m posing is “how is this one harmful?”

It’s basically just a bunch of water with some fiber,

Thats my point. Its pretty benign. Nothing bad or dangerous in a quantity a human could eat.

so it may also lead to some interesting bowel troubles later in the day

If eating a whole head of lettuce in a day causes you bowel troubles, I think you could easily argue your diet outside of the lettuce is much much more worrisome.

Sylver,

I think you’re leaning too hard into “we stopped them from doing it for their own good”

Remember that the original person eating said head of lettuce is autistic, and so this is serving as a gentle reminder that one does not need to eat a whole head of lettuce.

It’s not bad, it certainly may even be “healthy”, but it is not conducive to forming good habits. That’s all!

partial_accumen,

Perhaps it my lack of awareness with the intricacies of autism. Isn’t it sending the wrong message that a rule can be in place to prevent harm/danger or a rule of the same caliber is just to enforce an arbitrary habit? Doesn’t that encourage rulebreaking because there’s a decent chance there’s no actual danger?

Sylver,

Again, this isn’t some hardline rule or someone saying “you cut that out!”

It’s just a gentle reminder of “hey man, let’s look for some stuff to add to that lettuce instead :)”

DJKayDawg,

e.g. I want everyone to have salad tonight and I’m not going shopping again today.

CurlyMoustache,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

The insane farting will destroy the house/apartment

HurlingDurling, in This is great. You should try it.

I am literally eating blue cheese and enjoying the fuck off it, it’s the king of cheeses for me.

lorez,

I love Gorgonzola but I never tried this. Is it similar?

HurlingDurling,

I think they are one and the same

dangblingus, in This is great. You should try it.

You can’t eat a big bite of it. That’s a rookie move. Just a little bit on a triscuit, maybe some mustard or salami with it, fucking mint.

dantheclamman,
@dantheclamman@lemmy.world avatar

I am a blue cheese veteran and I would literally eat a big bite. it’s so good. gimme the mold

xuniL,

Cranberries are awesome with it

dangblingus,

Damnnn. I’m about to go get some stilton and cranberries right after work now.

ultra, in Paint it black

Accidental selfie

Mwallerby,

Oops

Norgur, in Paint it black

You probably wonder why I always dress in black

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