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Infynis, in I sure hope I can keep up!
@Infynis@midwest.social avatar

That’s corporate talk for “We don’t hire enough staff, and we blame you for that!”

Mr_Blott, in The joys of parenthood

Do tell. What’s Classic flavour?

TheTetrapod,

Just salt and potato.

Mr_Blott,

Interesting. We call them “ready salted” because when they were invented, they used to come unsalted, but with a little salt cellar to accompany them

UserNotFound, in Free money
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If this happen to me, I’m the who will round around hall and get machines ready for production

MidRomney,

What

kamenlady,
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

They will run in circles in the hall, while getting products out of the machines

makyo,

Hr. Hall is the guy who produces machines and you have to run around him to start the process.

CodexArcanum, in The joys of parenthood

When I was your age, a family size bag fed the entire family. Now I can barely keep one toddler in crispy fried potatoes! What kind of world is this to raise a child in?!

don, in The joys of parenthood

You could just cash ‘em outside, how bow da?

blanketswithsmallpox, in Free money

Then there’s the people having to figure out how to restore the power and Internet…

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Sure would be a shame if it took them a little while to figure it out and they needed a break to think it over...

saltesc, (edited ) in Free money

I do a lot with org-wide data, so yeah. Fucking pisses me off.

I won’t go into details, but me, a colleague, a mobile hotspot, and a friend kayaking 4L of wine in through flood waters to the balcony we were stuck on. Saved some lives getting medical records out to hospitals and got pay to just under 20K people, all be it a couple days late. Hey, we were knackered and the wine came on day 3 once we were done.

Redundancies for when power and internet issues occur, kids. Saves lives. Got my own shit going on during natural disasters. Don’t really feel like botching infrastructure because HQ is under and no one planned for it.

AlternatePersonMan, in I sure hope I can keep up!

I feel this in my soul.

Still better than the open office concept though. It’s like it was designed to be cruel and stupid.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/e7a88ead-2775-4999-b6ab-bb55646ca940.jpeg

Xanthrax, (edited )
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I’m starting at new office with that policy. I’m already scoping out the single desks. It’s kind of nice being able to ask people questions, but I’d rather just use webx these days.

Tenthrow,
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I worked open office on a contract job one time that lasted a week and I could not WAIT to see that place in my rear view mirror.

rockSlayer,

Open office and bench seating were designed to increase surveillance, so of course they feel awful

SCB,

For my last open-office gig, it was 100% necessary because every salesperson worked with a junior, and you had to listen to them all the time to teach them.

FlyingSquid,
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Bench seating? Are you fucking kidding me? If I went for an interview and I saw that everyone had to sit on benches, I’d be out of there.

rockSlayer, (edited )

Lol I don’t mean literal benches. Bench seating is the worst type of open seating, in which all the desks are aligned in rows that look like benches

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Thank goodness for that!

IWantToFuckSpez,

At least that open office has carpet. I’ve seen open offices with concrete or tile floors and walls. Those kind of offices are hell to be in. If a small group starts talking that sounds bounces around the room and then everyone has to talk louder because they can’t hear each other. And managers are surprised that everyone wears headphones or don’t want to be in the office at all.

kautau,

It was designed to pack more people into an office plan. The open workspace has been proven to be ineffective, but it makes people more money, therefore it’s everywhere

merc,

That looks quiet and positively spacious compared to the last open office environment I did time in.

Imagine that same space but 4 people between the column and the window instead of just 2. Then make the space 3x as long. Then reduce the space between the backs of the chairs by 50%.

Even though everyone in the space was doing individual programming / sysadmin work, the space was extremely loud just from a few spontaneous conversations between people working on the same thing together. Everyone wore headphones nearly all the time, only taking them off if they needed to talk / shout to the people near them about something. Often, if you needed to talk with someone sitting 4 desks away, the easiest way to do it was over IM.

yokonzo,

God damn did you work in a giant shipping container?

merc,

Nope, just a massively overcrowded office building. The ventilation system could barely keep up. But, management made it clear to us that the reason for the open office layout was to encourage collaboration and foster creativity!

dubyakay,

the open office layout was to encourage collaboration and foster

Of course! That’s what every call center needs where you go by the script! Collaboration and creativity.

merc,

This wasn’t a call center, it was a sysadmin / software development sweatshop workspace.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Where I worked, it was just six wooden tables with computers on them. It was awful. They didn’t have room for cubicles, so it was pretty much the only option, but that didn’t make it any less awful.

JJROKCZ,

How anyone gets any work done at all with a single monitor is beyond me, actually no, I know the answer is they don’t.

I’m an IT manager and have advocated for at least dual monitor at every workstation for a decade. Every time we’ve transitioned a department to dual we’ve seen significant productivity jumps well worth the $100 per station it costs.

spikederailed,

I have no idea. I barely prefer working from home be the office because my desk at home has 3x 24" 1080 and a 32" 4k. Vs driving 100miles one way to the office to sit at 2 monitors, I can get so much more done at home

SexyTimeSasquatch, in This is great. You should try it.

Mold is a fungus. Same group as mushrooms, yeast, etc. Some mushrooms are edible and delicious. So are some molds. The mold in blue cheese is not the same as the kind that makes food inedible.

BCsven,

Yet for some of us we can taste that it is a mold and it triggers a gag/gross out effect. My dad loves it. For me it is “hmm not bad” then “ugh that is rotten” and my tastebuds/brain vascillate between those experiences as I’m chewing it

gamermanh,
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I’m the only member of my family that dislikes it

Smells great

Tastes worse than almost anything I’ve put in my mouth. Like, doesn’t even have a flavor per se, just tastes of “get that out of my mouth”

Bennettiquette,

Never has a description of the experience of consuming blue cheese felt more accurate.

yamanii, in This is great. You should try it.
@yamanii@lemmy.world avatar

Yes, come to the mold cult, it’s worth it.

HubertManne, in Oh what fun it is to ride
@HubertManne@kbin.social avatar

this would be funnier if the krampus was not so well known now.

RiikkaTheIcePrincess, in I sure hope I can keep up!
@RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social avatar

Looking at this shuts my brain off @.@ Bleh!

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Happy friday

reverendsteveii, in This is great. You should try it.

blue cheese has mold in it

you have shit in you.

slampisko,

Yea but I rarely eat it

continuum,

I appreciate your honesty.

postmateDumbass,

How did the surgury to remove your colon and both intestines go, Mr. Walter “Shitfree” Malone?

Flughoernchen, in Free money

Last time I had hardware issues it took a whole two hours “to find the problem and replace the part” aka coffee break

A_Toasty_Strudel, in Free money
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If this happens to me, I have to keep working. Except now, I have to write all of my transactions, tailoring slips, wedding group information, EVERYTHING by hand. It’s kinda a nightmare tbh.

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