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felykiosa, in Uh...hey. How's things?

30 minute lunch damn

bruhduh, in Oh what fun it is to ride
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Actually wholesome

iknowitwheniseeit, in Oh what fun it is to ride

“accidentally” : 😏

foggy, in Uh...hey. How's things?

My first job, I worked at a big box retail store. The guys that worked there forever and full time were still on 100% commission. Us kids/part timers made like $8/hr and also meager amounts of commission that would total anywhere between $2/hr and $12/hr during the holidays and stuff. This was back in like the mid 2000s, so it paid very well for a no-skills job! These stores phased commission out shortly after my time.

When it was slow, and Id go on break, the old guys would usually tell me to just come back to close up and punch out. I was like 17, so giving up $2/hr was not a big deal, I had like no expenses in my life but gas. Old guys made a little more on the slow days. I walked around a mall.

It was great.

Venat0r, in California in a nutshell

Surely there’s also meth in the coastal area too.

otter, in The rage is real

Lemme guess: Windows, hunh?

Honytawk,

In windows you can just update the security settings and do anything you want with it.

It is a feature not a bug, that regular non-tech users can’t just go about deleting their System32.

Sanyanov,

I feel like Windows lacks some sort of switch that would clearly identify you as an advanced user allowed to do everything.

May be hidden as a flag in the registry, even.

ftbd,

Isn’t that what admin/root access is for?

Sanyanov,

Yes, and getting one on Windows is…problematic.

In Linux, you type sudo.

vox,
@vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

linux has the same gile ownership system, maybe even less advanced than windows (windows file perms are unnecessarily convoluted)

Cethin,

True, but in Linux is pretty trivial to change the ownership (or just use “sudo” if that’s sufficient. Windows it takes longer to do these things.

grandkaiser, (edited )

chmod in Windows is just as trivial

HelloHotel, (edited )
@HelloHotel@lemmy.world avatar

My only hickup is SElinux, otherwise the permission system on linux is annoying but admin friendly minus stuff like /dev/mem always being denied and libfuse understanding and miscommunicating the risks of the “allow users (with correct permissions) to access another user’s fuse partition” setting. (And its not user privicy, its DOS prevention)

vox, (edited )
@vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

tbf /dev/mem is mapped to physical memory, access to most of which is completely denied by the memory controller in the cpu (while it’s in usermode), no matter rhe access level

vsh,
@vsh@lemm.ee avatar

That would be linux

CitizenKong, (edited ) in Oh what fun it is to ride

Pretty sure that’s Krampus. (Evil counterpart to Saint Nick in Southern German folklore, punishing bad children while Saint Nick is giving presents to the good ones.)

dojan,
@dojan@lemmy.world avatar

I’d love that kind of punishment. Be carried around in a basket and go down a slope in a sleigh, screaming with a childish glee I’ve not felt in decades.

Yeah that would be nice.

ChillDude69,

Yo, I keep meaning to watch that clearly wack-ass Krampus movie, from a few years ago. I get the feeling it’s one of those so-bad-it-was-actually-pretty-entertaining kind of flicks.

ours,

Krampus (2015) is a solid good fun. No in the so-bad-it’s-good way but in the good horror comedy way.

ChillDude69,

Cool beans. I’ll give it a shot.

CitizenKong,

I second this. Also a good double feature with Rare Exports, which is another dark folklore take on Santa.

idunnololz,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

Wait then why are the kids so happy

reflex,
@reflex@kbin.social avatar

Wait then why are the kids so happy

Krampus taking them to where the bad girls are.

hemko,

Krampus is not “evil counterpart” to Saint Nick, it has origins from time before the curse of Christianity got to us

Same goes to Joulupukki (Finnish for Yule goat, or Santa more recently)

herrwoland, in The rage is real
@herrwoland@lemmy.world avatar

Wait till you hear about how much you own your ios lol

CurlyMoustache, in I've earned it
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

He looks so danish that it hurts my norwegian mind

dutchkimble,

Is Dolph Danish?

CurlyMoustache,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

Worse. He’s swedish

hemko,
danekrae,

Since @CurlyMoustache is norwegian, I’m guessing, that they knew that about Mads already.

I bet @CurlyMoustache is cool, even though they aren’t danish.

CurlyMoustache,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

Det er jeg!

danekrae,

If he was drinking more, he would look swedish.

CurlyMoustache,
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

If he was swedish, the cigarette would be a herring

Mr_Blott, in Uh...hey. How's things?

French people - “I’m sorry, but what?”

felykiosa, (edited )

True an hour is the minimum

Ulvain,

I mean really! Take the camembert out of the fridge and in a half hour it barely has the time to warm up, what kind of lunch is that!

Wooshock, in California in a nutshell

Learn to swim

…in meth.

FlickOfTheBean,

That blue color on the map? Believe it or not, liquid meth

RHTeebs, in This is great. You should try it.
@RHTeebs@startrek.website avatar

I’m looking at you, Buffalo.

Kolanaki, in California in a nutshell
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I live in the god damn meth section. The very heart of it! Methdesto! 😭

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

F

Kase, (edited ) in I've earned it

✅took my final exam today

❌made a 30%

✅better than a zero! 🥂

clark, in The rage is real
@clark@midwest.social avatar

Ha! Finally a “Hercules” meme.

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