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ThePantser, in The joys of parenthood
@ThePantser@lemmy.world avatar

Your kid is Dr Phill?

li10,

Yours isn’t?

saltnotsugar, in Free money

Any time the power goes out some person needs to say “Wooooah” with mild alarm.

ThePantser, in I sure hope I can keep up!
@ThePantser@lemmy.world avatar

At least everything is wireless, including the monitor

balderd, in Paint it black

Death isn’t a color, it’s the absence of life.

qwertyqwertyqwerty, in Free money

Working from home and Internet goes out for an entire 5 minutes at 9:00am: Oh well, better luck getting things done tomorrow then. Goes back to sleep for the day

ThePantser,
@ThePantser@lemmy.world avatar

Must be nice, I have to clock out if my Internet goes out at home.

nilloc,

Just get a salaried job, where you can still get paid while not working, in exchange for working 70 hour weeks (30 hours for free) when an impossible deadline is set.

NABDad,

in exchange for working 70 hour weeks (30 hours for free) when an impossible deadline is set which is the normal state.

FTFY

Kalothar,

Ahhh, fun at my job if you miss a certain number of days you get temporarily moved to hourly till the end of year

MNByChoice,

Can this be gamed for massive overtime?

Also, that sucks and seems borderline illegal. Obviously, that depends on your local laws and socioeconomic status.

nilloc, (edited )

I would have gamed it at my last web dev job. Take a nice 3-4 week vacation before a Big Crunch and then get hourly and overtime when it counts.

qwertyqwertyqwerty, (edited )

Eh, I’m salaried, so there are opposite days, where I’m working well past 9pm on a weekday. There are also days where I have to work regardless of my home’s power/Internet status. If I lose those on one of those days, my office is going mobile for the day, yay!

EDIT: I’ll also add that I one of the lucky few that has a boss that measures my performance in productivity instead of hours behind a desk. It’s a beautiful thing to experience.

spikederailed, in The rage is real

sudo

LordPassionFruit,

User is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.

gamermanh,
@gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

That bastard checks logs me has been fucking around with my NAS again…

No wonder it doesn’t work right now!

veni_vedi_veni,

Sudo my ass

aniki, in Tis the season

I tried to render this with Dall-e

files.catbox.moe/hb6hu3.jpg

You’re welcome.

thal3s,
@thal3s@sh.itjust.works avatar

That’s surprisingly good! 🥔🎄

aniki,
iamericandre, in Free money

When I was in the office absolutely, now at home if my power and internet are out I can’t even watch tv.

Gigan,
@Gigan@lemmy.world avatar

At least you can do something on your phone

iamericandre,

As soon as I hit submit on this comment I realized I was holding a tv in my hand that connects to the internet.

Kalothar,

Our little magical glass rectangles

Infynis,
@Infynis@midwest.social avatar

I always have a book on my desk. Gotta be prepared

littlecolt,

Or just sit and relax. I feel like people have lost this during my lifetime. Ive never lost the ability to just take a deep breath, lean back, and enjoy some quiet. I mean, if I was WANTING to watch a movie or something, there would be disappointment, but if the reason I can’t is beyond my control, it’s a waste of time to dwell on it and be upset. Right?

Infynis,
@Infynis@midwest.social avatar

Gotta maximize your downtime. It’s in too short a supply as it is

brenticus,

Also handy for taking regular breaks, staying occupied in meetings you don’t need to be in, waiting for your computer to run updates for IT, and giving up at 2pm but not wanting to obviously stop responding to messages!

technicalogical,

At the office they paid, at home I only get an hour before they stop paying and expect me to make up the time later.

db2, in Paint it black

I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes

TrickDacy,
@TrickDacy@lemmy.world avatar

I have to turn my head until my darkness goes

paddirn, in Oh what fun it is to ride

“Sleigh Ride to Hell” should be the Christmas version of AC/DC’s “Highway to Hell”

hemko,

Sleigher - Reigndeer blood
Santhrax - Random acts of senseless kindness
Seasonica - Master of Gnomes
Xmas Maiden - Number of the Claus

Swedneck, in I know that feel
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

this is why public transport is so good, you’re always a passenger, and you’re usually seated higher up too!

BilboBargains, in California in a nutshell

Meth you say?

FartsWithAnAccent, in Oh what fun it is to ride
@FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world avatar

That is clearly Krampus

madcaesar,

Is he related to my dentist Mr. Krentis?

Jerb322, in Oh what fun it is to ride
@Jerb322@lemmy.world avatar

“How you boys like Mexico! Woooo!”

DavidGarcia, in Oh what fun it is to ride

dyslexic finns be like: saantana

ours,

Smooth Latin Rock jingles.

bstix, (edited )

Historically, Santa was a devil figure in Finland.

The original character Nuttipukki was an evil spirit that would go from door to door demanding presents and leftovers from the yule feast.

It later turned into Joulupukki which gave gifts instead of taking them.

Eventually that turned into the classic Coca-Cola Santa, but you can still find goats as Christmas decoration in Finland and Sweden.

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