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BrianTheeBiscuiteer, in Let's hope it never has to come to this

How about you just stick the tube as close as possible to the source of the smoke and take a couple deep breaths? Quicker death that way.

Tikiporch, in Phew...
cheeseblintzes, in They don't understand. We built these machines so that we can work more.
@cheeseblintzes@lemmy.world avatar

WE BUILT THIS CITY

WE BUILT THIS CITY

WE BUILT THIS CITY ON GRIM AND TOLL.

neatchee, in Let's hope it never has to come to this

I’m putting some cloth over the end with a rubberband and filling it with crushed altoids. If I’m gonna huff sewage fumes, let’s at least make it minty fresh

yuki2501, in The current state of Twitch
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And it didn’t last a day.

nucleative, in They don't understand. We built these machines so that we can work more.
shalafi, in They could be anywhere

Contracting cable internet in Chicagoland was an experience. Everyone gave cardinal directions, no left or right nonsense. Everyone could walk you to their front door from anywhere. Also, they were excellent drivers.

Blackout, in They could be anywhere
@Blackout@kbin.social avatar

How long does it take to walk from New York to Europe? Cause she wanted to go to times square but I sent her to London instead.

possiblylinux127, in They could be anywhere

I just live when people ask me directions to a place we are right next to. It literally has a massive sign.

Tourists are really funny sometimes. I don’t mind helping others out but it would be nice if they would actually look around and read the signs.

LIE, in They could be anywhere

sonder be like

Albbi, in This is too loud

You must spend a lot of time rereading your posts then! I love 'em all.

SpaceNoodle, in Let's hope it never has to come to this

*breathe

lugal, in They could be anywhere

When I ask for directions, it doesn’t take me too long to ask the next person.

But since smartphones, I barely ask anymore. Once my phone acted up so I had to ask someone. He was like “don’t you have a smartphone?” and when I explained my situation, he took his smartphone to look up the way

LemmysMum, in They don't understand. We built these machines so that we can work more.
wafflez, in 502 Bad Gateway

should it be the other way around? the human fetched the call and the cumputer is saying it

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