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Kolanaki, (edited ) in I didn't even know there were more after the 2nd.
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3 isn’t so bad when you compare it to everything after it. The way Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry met Lloyd is great when compared to Dumb and Dumber 2, but not with Dumb and Dumber.

MagnyusG,

I always liked 3, I enjoyed the gags in it just as much as the other films.

Num10ck,

its got Scarlet Johannsen in it as a early teenager sister.

letsgo, in I've been robbed!

They’ve been doing this for literally centuries.

I think it started out with a rare case of honest advertising. So for example 720K floppies were advertised as 720K. But then some lying bastard clever marketer decided to start advertising their 720K floppies as 1MB floppies, sometimes but not always marked “unformatted capacity”.

And of course this had the desired effect of making people buy their disks instead of the honestly marketed ones, because people didn’t read the small print and thought they were getting more storage, which was important before CDs were a thing and software distributions were starting to need multiple disks. So everyone had to start doing it.

This is as far back as my memory of the practice goes, so it may have started before 720K floppies were mainstream, but that’s why disk manufacturers now advertise the unformatted capacity of their drives instead of the formatted, aka usable, capacity.

Anticorp,

They’ve been doing this for literally centuries.

*Proceeds to talk about floppy disks

How long do you think digital computers have been around?

Raxiel,

They’ve existed in at least two centuries

PresidentCamacho,

Fails to recognize exaggeration, thinks they’re clever.

ILikeBoobies,

Fails to aggerate, fails to be taken seriously

stardreamer,
@stardreamer@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Hush! Don’t point it out! Lure him into a corner and steal his time machine!

letsgo,

For centuries. Justification: Jesus was dead for three days: from Friday afternoon (3pm?), day 1, through Saturday, day 2, and into Sunday early morning (6am?), day 3. Total elapsed time 39 hours. Digital computers were around last century (19xx) and this century (20xx), which is two centuries by the same logic. Also two millenia, but I find “centuries” a more satisfying word. Colossus went into operation in 1943, so that’s 80 years elapsed time.

phoenixz,

they’ve been doing this for literally centuries

So it’s Friday December the fifth, 80 AD, 5:30pm, and Mozes is hacking away on his clay tables to nail down the final tally of this week’s adminstration of the amount of cows his boss owns and he goes "Mother fucker! These romans again ripped me off, sold me a clay tablet that only allows me to count to 720 cows, not the 751 I got! FUCK! Now I need another tablet and start tallying from the beginning, you mother fuckers!

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, in Road Rage
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

Anyone who’s driving slower is an idiot, and anyone driving faster is a maniac

idunnololz,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

And anyone who drives the same speed as you is weird.

Albbi,

Must be following you. Stay alert. Especially if they turn on their blinkers right after you do

problematicPanther,
@problematicPanther@lemmy.world avatar

That’s when you have to give em the slip

dejected_warp_core,

And anyone who drives the same speed as you is weird. is a cop.

Croquette,

Someone driving at the same speed as you is fine. The problem is when that person stay in your dead angle. It grinds my gears.

balderdash9,
HamsterRage,

Give credit to George Carlin for that one.

SmoothIsFast, in Road Rage

Me? I’m getting where I need to go.

Everybody else is just traffic.

problematicPanther,
@problematicPanther@lemmy.world avatar

It’s like they just enjoy clogging up the roads or something.

metaStatic, in Road Rage

Someone driving the same speed? What if I want to change lanes you dumb bitch.

blanketswithsmallpox,

Wtf I’m still sitting on cruise control trying to pass you but then you start matching the cars speed for no reason. I then try to speed up but you do too, so I let off the gas and let cruise control take over again…

He’s still there…

registrert,
@registrert@lemmy.sambands.net avatar

The suspense, the thrill! How did it end?!

blanketswithsmallpox,

I was eaten by actual Cannibal Shia Lebouf.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppCI

bruhduh, in Hot Notifications
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar
spirinolas, in The current state of Twitch

They should change the name to Twatch.

I’ll see myself out.

Buy my girlfriend a pregnancy test while I’m out…

lapommedeterre, in Besides, I didn't get any

Hopefully the one hour sleeper is empathizing, and just letting them know they understand as they only slept an hour but can’t articulate it (to save energy).

LogicalDrivel, in They could be anywhere
@LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz avatar

I still think about the guy i sent in the complete wrong direction about 15 years ago. He was dressed up, so he must have been going to something important. Sorry dude!

Lemminary, in What a feeling

I really do think this is a straight man experience. There are no shortage of compliments among gay men and not in a sexual way. I do wish it were more common among men in general to compliment each other without people making it weird or thinking there must be an underlying reason for it besides just being kind to one another.

agitatedpotato,

Sometimes it’s where the compliments come from. I get no shortage of compliments about my work, but those barely move the needle emotionally, I’ve always been a lot of labor for a lot of people, being recognized in that light isn’t exactly flattering. In fact it’s the only light I feel I get any recognition in.

Knusper,

Yeah, I imagine, it’s reversed for many women. That they get compliments about their looks a lot, but would feel much more strongly about a once-in-5-years compliment on their work…

Alchemy, in Check mate atheists
@Alchemy@lemmy.world avatar

my pappy’s pappy’s pappy was a carp, and I will be a carp, too.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

I’m carpable of making my own decisions, thank you

KairuByte,
@KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Carp-e diem

stevedidWHAT, in Let's hope it never has to come to this
@stevedidWHAT@lemmy.world avatar

GPT to people in 2035

IrateAnteater, in I just want it to stop

“Once in a lifetime” crises.

metaStatic,

same as it ever was.

Coldgoron, in Hot Notifications

This shit cracked me up. Thanks.

ElBarto, in They don't understand. We built these machines so that we can work more.
@ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

I use.my machine that can do the work of 100 people to make shitty jokes online.

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