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ivanafterall, in What a feeling
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A stripper said I have nice skin. It was a good weekend. I've never heard that before.

Scrof,

I get that a lot from nurses before they stab me with needles.

ivanafterall,
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You sly dog.

IndiBrony,
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My most common compliment from nurses: “You’ve got really nice veins” 😂

ivanafterall,
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What's your secret?

Caesium, in Deserved

Not expecting to see a destiny meme outside of such communities!

Wodge,
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TRANSMAT FIRING

RGB3x3, in I didn't even know there were more after the 2nd.

I have to be honest, I saw it for the first time this year and really don’t get the appeal.

It’s kinda boring.

can,

Have you tried watching it as a child?

acutfjg,

What didn’t appeal to you?

DavidGarcia, in I just want it to stop

Don’t worry, the real economic crisis is just now coming with the Fed planning on raising interest rates next year. That’s been a pretty reliable indicator that shit is about to hit the fan for the last few financial crisis. What we got after the Pandemic was just a little entrée.

31337,

I think the Fed said they will start lowering rates, maybe by 1%. But, yeah, this means they think they’ve got inflation under control, and worried about slow growth or decline in 2024-2025. I’ve heard speculation that OPEC may cut oil production to increase inflation before the election in an attempt to make Trump more likely to win, so dunno how the Fed will respond to that, if it happens. Inflation caused by supply shocks could also slow real growth.

JimmyBigSausage, in I think dancing just isn't for me

Skip wedding. Problem solved.

db2, in I didn't even know there were more after the 2nd.

Detrumped Home Alone 2. His bit in it is entirely pointless.

PP_BOY_,
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Drumpf will surely never recover from this

dual_sport_dork,
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He actually threw a big diaper baby tantrum during his presidency when it was aired on TV somewhere and his cameo was cut for time.

HurlingDurling,

I want this edition on blueray

thallamabond,

The somewhere was Canada, and the edit was done in 2014.

cbc.ca/…/cbc-trump-scene-home-alone-2-1.5408809

While I’m at it, it wasn’t president Trump that did the tantrum, but his son Jr. There was just a ton of media buzz around this to, which is unfortunate.

Kidplayer_666,

I mean, the hotel was his, and not like he asked for anything unreasonable

Stamets, (edited )
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Okay but he’s also a twice impeached rapist who actively made fun of disabled folks, trampled on the rights of everyone, and actively talks about attacking American democracy

So… Cut his shit.

GrammatonCleric, in I just want it to stop
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carnimoss,
Transtronaut,

Devo was right all along.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
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workerONE, (edited ) in March of the Ent.

Does that tree really have two trunks?

EvilEyedPanda,

Those are the roots, you can tell where the sand use to be toward the top, and got washed away, and the roots kept growing, cuz like, life finds a way!

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

It’s a composer! It doesn’t want to talk about the two trunks.

Johanno,

I think this tree is upside down

iAvicenna, in They could be anywhere
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They followed it for 2 minutes and asked again for directions

QaspR, in They could be anywhere

So that’s where the bermuda triangle comes from!

Kolanaki, in Not inaccurate
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I feel like Jack Black from School of Rock. Except I can’t play guitar.

Anticorp,

Can you funny?

Kolanaki,
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I can funny. I can sing. I can skibitty-doo-bop-doo-bop. And am fat.

Anticorp,

Beautiful.

Anticorp, in Let's hope it never has to come to this

You can patent a hose, just by drawing a diagram of some specific use?

criticon, in Not inaccurate
ChonkyOwlbear,

The other main two aren’t exactly out of shape either.

Pedro Pascal

www.pride.com/media-library/pedro-pascal.jpg?id=3…

Orlando Bloom

hollywoodlife.com/…/orlando-bloom-shirtless-backg…

casmael,

Wow I remember bloom being like 20 something or whatever. Tempus fugit.

lingh0e,

He’s literally training to play a professional wrestler in this picture. Starring alongside Zach Efron, who got even more swole.

6mementomori, in This is too loud

you’re doing great! (I’m following advice)

xarexyouxmadx, in And thus my subtitle requirement was born

This should be illegal. I’m so tired of having to turn the TV up to hear the dialogue and then all the sudden the loudest noise you ever heard in your life. Then you turn it down … But here’s the next dialogue where you have to turn it back up again.

It really ruins the experience for me personally

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