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TimewornTraveler, (edited ) in Time is cruel

Am I so old that I’m not surprised this is oldies? Or maybe I’ve just came around to the slowly creepy idea that not everything is about Boomers. Idgaf what they call oldies any more Idgaf about their christmas music either

XTornado, in I've earned it

Wait, that’s done after? Not before?

surewhynotlem,

This is the to-do list

ohlaph,

During is the best of both worlds.

Honytawk, in What a silly thought, am I right?

Fingering your instrument isn’t much better though

surewhynotlem,

It’s not just the fingering. You have to tongue it just right at the same time.

… the trumpet taught me a very useful set of life skills …

zaph,

I like to bang my instrument.

Magrath, in It's Always Money in Philadelphia

Man wtf is this cropped ass meme.

netchami, in I've earned it

Me after completing exactly zero (0) tasks on my to do list

randomivysaur,

Me after creating the to-do list:

can,

Me getting ready to do 0.5 of the task.

netchami,

I like your approach

TammyTobacco, in What a silly thought, am I right?

This post is so lame I blocked the instance.

kuneho,
@kuneho@lemmy.world avatar

cool!

dukk,

This comment was made by the trombone gang.

Mrduckrocks, in I've earned it

Me after writing 1 word for my dissertation.

rockerface,

https://miro.medium.com/v2/resize:fit:828/format:webp/0*y7I4jr-YzWDp6O6O

ohlaph,

You could copy paste your sentence, 8x increase in productivity.

Obi, (edited )
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

But imagine how drunk they’d get if they did that.

DavidGarcia, in I've earned it

task 1: touch lips

mvirts, in This meme is so accurate to me that I **TRULY** cannot remember if I made it or not.

I remember this but in greyscale

argentcorvid, in This meme is so accurate to me that I **TRULY** cannot remember if I made it or not.
@argentcorvid@midwest.social avatar

I’ll just leave this here:

archive.org/details/GorillasQbasic

guyrocket, in What a silly thought, am I right?
@guyrocket@kbin.social avatar

Imagine having to put your lips on it, blow it, and jerk it off to get it to make silly fart sounds!

jubilationtcornpone, in It's Always Money in Philadelphia

Unless you’re always overdrafting your account in which case your bank is going to like it a whole lot. Oh, they’re going to pretend they don’t, as required by law. But they do. They really do. Can’t resist that sweet, sweet fee income from loaning you money at 900% interest.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod, in What a silly thought, am I right?
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

Trombone players don’t care. They can’t even hear you. Because they’re the loudest instrument and therefore the best.

kuneho,
@kuneho@lemmy.world avatar

based

DoomBot5,

Not even a mention of the boner jokes? Do you even play trombone?

Abird1620,

It was hard for him to avoid. Thank you for relieving the pressure.

sanya, in This meme is so accurate to me that I **TRULY** cannot remember if I made it or not.

You could throw the banana at the sun youtu.be/2fstQVNFlXc

paddirn, in What a silly thought, am I right?

Imagine having to give your instrument a blow job everytime you wanted it to play music.

–The String Quartet

IWantToFuckSpez, (edited )

Imagine having to stroke your instrument every time you wanted to play music.

-The percussionist gang

jubilationtcornpone,

Having to bang an Instrument doesn’t sound so bad. But, if you get the rhythm off even a tiny little bit, it kills the mood real quick.

Bonehead,

Imagine having to bang your instrument everytime you wanted to play music.

  • The Pianist Group
LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

Imagine having to finger your instrument every time you wanted it to play music.

~ The woodwinds group

oh… wait …

paddirn,

Imagine having to deal with all these perverted fucking instruments.

– The Singer Group

CertifiedBlackGuy,

Imagine being a professional throat goat.

—The Conductor

Stache_,

Imagine having to wave your arms around like an idiot to produce sound. Oh wait…

— Theremin Gang

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