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Peppycito, in Raw Deal

The good old NAFTA shafta

Rodeo, in Room for more

“Secretly”

ivanafterall, in Where's my cooking show already?
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An excuse to add: The Bear Season 2 was one of my favorite seasons of television EVER. If it tickles your fancy even a little, do yourself a favor and watch it.

ilhamagh,

YES, CHEF !

Denalduh,

HERD CHEF

NaoPb,

Cool. I was kind of stuck in the beginning of season 2 but I’ll see it through now.

Rofunka,

I paused after the fishes episode and didn’t go back for a good bit. I went back and finished earlier this week and it was well worth it. The last few episodes are awesome

NaoPb,

Thanks

veroxii,

Fork is probably one of the best episodes of television ever made.

Godric,

I really liked 3 Fishes, but Forks was just fucking phenomenal

ivanafterall,
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They're a perfect 1-2 punch. One just breaks you down (I did NOT expect that--longest-feeling hour of television I can recall). Followed by the balm of Forks, which you've fucking earned.

themusicman,

I really enjoyed S1 and was worried S2 would get stale. Holy shit was I wrong

ivanafterall,
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This was me, exactly. I had predicted they couldn't do it again, but they really knocked it out of the park. Now, again, I don't see how they keep it going a third time at that level. I would love to be proven wrong again, but how?

Lifebandit666, in Night vs Morning people

I shined a torch in my wife’s sleeping face this morning at 5am.

I didn’t mean to, I was looking for my ear tunnel, it had fallen out in the night and I didn’t want to go a day at work with a cats arsehole for an ear lobe.

I looked for my spare ones first, I really didn’t want to be that guy, I’m a night person.

Anyway I sent her this and she had to remind me I was a bastard.

She’s right.

registrert,
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my ear tunnel, it had fallen out in the night and I didn’t want to go a day at work with a cats arsehole for an ear lobe.

I think I might be having a stroke, I don’t understand what’s going on here at all.

Pogbom,

I assume it’s related to having ear gauges? Just very hopeful guess though.

MartinXYZ,

It took me a few seconds too, but yes, it’s related to having stretched ear lobes.

doingthestuff,

I thought the same thing at first because of the use of the word torch, but then I remembered my people across the pond.

NaoPb,

It’s the plastic kind of beads they put in their ear lobes to stretch them into a hole.

When you remove them, the hole left behind looks like a cat’s butt.

Lifebandit666, (edited )

Give this user a cats butt for being correct.

I was a big fan of the body modification scene when I was younger. Now I’m approaching my 40 my piercings have all been removed except these ear stretches.

Do I regret them? No I still quite like em.

NaoPb,

I’ve never been a fan of them myself but I’ve always found it nice to learn about others’ interests.

And now that I’ve aged I care less about how others look and more about if they’re kind to me.

registrert,
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Thanks.

MartinXYZ,

Just To be pedantic: tunnels don’t have to be made of plastic, I think surgical steel is more common.

NaoPb,

No, that’s a fine addition because I hardly know anything about tunnels. I just felt the need to explain the basics of what I know to them.

Cannacheques, in "Now, here's what I would do..."

Lol. Before life hit us in the face

Shawdow194, in Jailbreak
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LOL!

Arent they ectothermic though? 😥

gruvn,

Yes. And their favorite temperature generally corresponds with that of the ocean. I don’t think they would have liked the abysmal plain though.

byroon, in Estimated Time of Arrival: Just wanted to add...

Sophisticated bear could also be PS imo

Lemjukes,

I’d argue N.B.: would be more appropriate

kamen, (edited ) in "Now, here's what I would do..."

You’ve got a pretty nice beard for a 13 year old.

/s

Matriks404, in Japan is living in the future that the 1990s dreamed of.

There’s nothing wrong with having/paying by cash though.

systemglitch,

Any timeline without cash is not healthy.

propaganja,

Also they’ve been paying for stuff with their phones for years and years—on exactly what basis are they a cash society (though there’s nothing wrong with that)?

Krauerking,

Yeah actually i think a steady flow of physical currency moving hands is a great thing. And with the large amount of cheap shops and vending machines they move cash around plenty.

But also i once bought groceries while waiting for a train in japan that involved selecting everything through an app paying ahead digitally and picking it up at a special location right outside the station.

Yeah like its literally the future we dream of complete with respect and re-use of goods that still work with a massive second hand market.

propaganja,

Japan is such an anomaly. They are certain ways that don’t exist anywhere else, that would be impossible anywhere else. If Japan didn’t exist, I wouldn’t have believed it could.

Krauerking,

Yeah well you live on a small island that doesnt have much physical resources and has weird wildlife like murder lizards and glow in the dark jellyfish washing up on your beaches and see how your civilization turns out. LoL

WashedOver, in Upholders of the social contract
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My favorite are dog owners that do pick up after their dogs but then fling the bag into the trees or bushes along the trail.

Yes that dog doo is not preserved for future generations. Thanks.

Dmian,
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We have a beautiful small Mediterranean Pine forest near my home. Filled to the brim with small black plastic bags filled with dog poop. I think I even took pictures of it once. Enjoy nature!

Dmian,
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dubyakay,

Looks like a planted forest.

Dmian,
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It is! I think it was planted in the 1950s

LinkOpensChest_wav,

Black plastic bags aside, it looks like a nice place for a stroll and a picnic

creditCrazy,
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Never in my life did I expect to see a forest of all things enter the uncanny valley.

Kase,

Can someone, anyone, please explain why someone would do this?

Not picking it up in the first place, though wrong, at least makes sense. But this is just crazy

PixeIOrange,

I guess they pick it up only if someone is nearby. As soon as noone sees it they throw it anywhere.

Kase,

Ohh thanks! That would make perfect sense

mosiacmango, (edited )

Lots of the bags are bio-degradable, so they will eventually, in some unit of months or years, break down.

Of course, its the same issue as chucking a banana peel. It fucks with the local environment and will take a long time to be “gone” if you just throw it into a forest and walk away. Enough people do that, and eventually you have a trail covered in shit and bananas.

LinkOpensChest_wav,

Important point: “Biodegradable” plastic doesn’t biodegrade in the same way as something like a banana. It disinitegrates to the point that it is invisible to humans, but it introduces microplastics into the environment.

mosiacmango,

I think there are cellulose based bags that are basically “plant plastic” that do finally break down, but its over the course of years.

LinkOpensChest_wav,

Oh, that’s really great though. I didn’t know.

bdonvr,

Yeah like it would’ve been better to leave the doo there, now you’ve littered shit AND a bag.

garbagebagel, in "Who are my senators?", "What is a gyatt?", "How do you microwave ramen?"

All of the medical symptoms. Am I dying? Do I have lupus? Only my incognito friend will know.

possiblylinux127, in Perpetual Amnesia

More like 10 seconds later

esc27, in The future is now

The directions on all of these are wrong! I find it much less likely to tear when using on hand in the center of the bottom edge.

AgentGrimstone, in Upholders of the social contract

Lookin at you, smokers who throw their butts out the car window. Put those in your pocket!

ikidd,
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Back when there were film canisters, I would use those. Then I smartened the fuck up and quit smoking.

ReiRose,

I kept a 1/4 filled water bottle in my car for butts. The reason I started this is because an old mad shouted at me at the lights.

I accidentally consumed that water once. Shortly afterwards I quit smoking.

AgentGrimstone,

🤮 Yeah that oughta do it

Aggravationstation,

I’ve always put rubbish in my pocket and kept it until I can find a bin after seeing a Sesame street segment about it as a young kid.

But when I smoked I did sometimes drop my butts on the ground. Normally I would keep hold of them if I was near a public bin as most of them have ashtrays in the top I could dispose of them in.

Coincidentally I’ve noticed that l, at least locally to me, the council have replaced those bins with ones with no ashtrays which has definitely increased the number of butts on the ground. Wonder if having them is seen as encouraging smoking.

But sometimes if I wasn’t near a public bin I’d drop my cig, stub it out and leave it on the ground. I used to smoke hand rolled cigarettes with no filter, just tobacco and paper. I justified it to myself saying it would biodegrade but it still can’t have been good for the environment.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot, (edited ) in The future is now
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